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That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.

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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 05/10/2026
I’d suggest the genre of profile journalism has some shortcomings
The cover of Fortune Magazine that calls the convicted fraud Sam Bankman-Fried “the next warren buffet” because of his crypto-scamThe cover of Forbes, where Elizabeth Holmes holds a capsule of blood for a cover story extolling her genius, shortly before she was convicted for fraud and sentenced to a long prison sentence.A glossy photo spread extolling the glamour and taste of Asma al-Assad, weeks before her husband committed multiple war crimes and eventually had to flee to Russia to avoid being hacked apart by an enraged rob.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 1h
I kept a gold one just for the bling.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 3h
I would pack the Dreamies, but I'm not sure if you have to declare them at customs.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 3h
In conclusion if you are a fan of lots of cats hanging about (and potential toxoplasmosis I guess), Rhodes is the island for you. Please remember to wash your hands after touching random cats.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 3h
Bonus super meow cat rubbing it's face up a palm tree and the incredible out of focus cat.
A cat having a good old face rub against the base of a palm tree. This one was the noisiest cat we met, liked a good meow.For some reason my phone decided it was best to focus on the periphery rather than the subject so this cat is out of focus. Perhaps it has a special aura that deters photography.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 3h
I have just got back from Rhodes and had I known how many cats there were I would have gone much sooner. Here are a selection with descriptions in alt text.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Toxoplasmosis is the first thing I thought of.
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Peter O’Hanraha-hanrahan @peterohanrahah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've added the Brexit departure to a BBC chart of boat crossings. They're reporting more racist thug unrest, although they call it a "protest". Considering Pharage was the loudest cheerleader for Brexit, the levels of boat crossing are on him more than anyone.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trotters Independent Trade winds.
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Belinda Carlisle & me? We dream the same dreams, we want the same things. THIRTEEN TIMES she’s outbid me on eBay
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Steve-O has a tattoo on his leg of the pickled onion Monster Munch monster.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Twits.
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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 02/10/2026
"What the fuck, Mary?" — Mary insists the boat was like that when she found it. Sure, Mary. #mary #wtf #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Clue of the Broken Locket" by Carolyn Keene, where the title has been changed to "What the fuck, Mary?" — Illustration by Bill Gillies
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Experiencing a weather incident.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're showing us this to make us go 'aw bless' when we really should be at them with hammers, as suggested below.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was that the guy that ended up with a slot in his head?
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't usually respond to obvious idiots/bots/scammers in the DMs etc, but this one opened with the perfect line for me to follow up with.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In honour of 'Night of the Living Dead' having its Pittsburgh premiere on this day in 1968, here are some zombie antics from previous years.
The 4 panel Drake meme is now in black & white. The 1st panel shows Barbara, from 'Night of the Living Dead' (1968), smiling as she points at her dashing brother Johnny in Panel 2. Panel 3 shows a distraught Barbara, looking away from her now zombified brother in panel 4.The thumbs-up version of the 'Two Buttons' meme, except the Space Captain guy has been replaced by Tarman from The Return of The Living Dead. The two options on the buttons are "BRAINS" and "MORE BRAINS".The Spider-Man Pointing Meme, but the 2 Spideys are now zombies. They both have chunks missing out of them, with ripped costumes that show their green mouldy skin beneath. Zombie Spidey 1 is holding his own, severed right arm, complete with pointing finger, in his left hand and directing it at Zombie Spidey 2. Zombie Spidey 2 is still pointing at Zombie Spidey 1 with his right arm, but that arm has detached itself from his shoulder and now lying on the floor. There's no blood because that ain't what Spidey's about.The Bernie Sanders meme where he is "Once again asking... " except Bernie's face has been swapped for Zombie Flyboy, from "Dawn of the Dead" (1978). The wording now reads: "I am once again asking for your braaaaaaaaains."
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the start of the 2026 Hallowmeme Countdown. 🎃
The "Back In My Day" Simpsons meme that usually shows Grampa regaling Springfield's younger residents, (who are all sat at his feet in a semi-circle), with tales of how things used to be. Grampa is now Captain McCallister, the kids are still the kids, but the daytime and rolling green hills have been replaced with a beach under starry skies. The wording at the top reads "JOHN CARPENTER'S THE FOG". I was going to replace the drink in the captain's hand with a pocket watch, but couldn't be arsed, so feel free to imagine it for yourselves.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's the endorsement that everyone wants for their product.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberated this from Facebook
Worf and his feckless son. 

One day, lad, all this will be yours.
What, the curtains?
No, not the curtains, lad.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/09/2026
It’s Monster Month Eve! Sign up to my Patreon to see 31 full res monster pictures in October (or to simply support human arts). Small versions will be posted here daily. #HappyToastMonsterMonth
A drawing of Amanaman from Star Wars
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a goose suit.
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David McDonald @davidmcdonald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A cool little curio from Giffords 'Ace' newsletter. It's a clipping from IPC magazines in-house newspaper, 'IPC News', featuring @2000ad.bsky.social editor Steve MacManus and Women's Realm craft editor Irene Bell with the pattern to make a Gronk soft toy from Strontium Dog!
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blobby/Noel diptych.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy birthday Jim, I too share a birthday, with my brother three years apart. We used to give each other a tenner at birthdays (sometimes it was the same tenner).
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In Ry'Leh dead Mr Impossible waits dreaming.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Others.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh no, Toploader.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr Men, part of an unfinished set. I never finish anything, which is a comment on life. Perhaps.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am at a do.
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David Quantick @quantick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did a Triffid write this?
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That dude looks exactly like Vic the Veep from The Boys comics. Darick Robertson should sue.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vic did the best version of Sheila Take A Bow as well.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Contact the local ombudsman.
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Captain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jim Henson was born on this day in 1936.
Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks', but the man and woman at the counter of the diner are now Fozzie and Miss Piggy. The guy with his back to us is now Bert, but Bert is being operated by Frank Oz, who is crouched down in front of the counter. The waiter/server is now Jim Henson who is looking intently at Kermit, and Kermit, who is occupying half of Jim's right arm, is looking intently at Jim. The diner is now called "JIMMYS".
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Ste Johnson @steillustrates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is the 36th Anniversary of The Best of Both Worlds Part 2 - so gotta wheel this out again - can i get 100 reposts (unsubtle hint 😜) This poster was a long long time in the making but it's one of the few painting's I've done that I'm actually proud of. #startrek #thebestofbothworlds #fanart
A fan art poster painting for The Best of Both Worlds from the 1990 two parter of Star Trek The Next Generation

A Painting of captain picard being assimilated surrounded by 6 borg
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think it comes across that they all pretty much hated each others guts at this point. (Apart from Dave Lovering, who I think just wanted to be a magician all along).
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my first secondary school assemblies was attended by Stan and Hilda Ogden from Coronation Street. They were there to present a motorised wheelchair that the school had raised funds for. It was even on Granada Reports that evening. Set a bar that was never attained again.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Wembley stadium, 1977. A bunch of Scotland fans have climbed up and broken the goalposts after winning 2-1. Honestly you'd think they'd never won anything, oh wait, they hadn't.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not often you get a neat little horror story wrapped up in atmospheric synths. (I can't think of anything else like it off the top of my head). Haven't heard it for a long time (I only have it on cassette), but it's worth 4 minutes and 47 seconds of your day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjVR...
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Under Your Thumb
YouTube video by Godley & Creme - Topic
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh blimey.
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Smallbrainfield @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It would be cool if a little spike came out when he did a poo, just to push the clagnuts out.
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