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Ultimate Fat Balls

@smallbrainfield.bsky.social
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That one that was on that b3ta website. Artist, wastrel and general nonsense.

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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Think this is going to be my new online username.
A box of bird food in Home Bargains labelled Ultimate Fat Balls.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bonus super meow cat rubbing it's face up a palm tree and the incredible out of focus cat.
A cat having a good old face rub against the base of a palm tree. This one was the noisiest cat we met, liked a good meow.For some reason my phone decided it was best to focus on the periphery rather than the subject so this cat is out of focus. Perhaps it has a special aura that deters photography.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have just got back from Rhodes and had I known how many cats there were I would have gone much sooner. Here are a selection with descriptions in alt text.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Experiencing a weather incident.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Blobby/Noel diptych.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Others.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr Men, part of an unfinished set. I never finish anything, which is a comment on life. Perhaps.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am at a do.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I respect our British culture. DO YOU?
Wembley stadium, 1977. A bunch of Scotland fans have climbed up and broken the goalposts after winning 2-1. Honestly you'd think they'd never won anything, oh wait, they hadn't.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bonus not sure which is the front end cat.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really enjoyed the cat show. I wish there had been even more cats. They were all remarkably tolerant especially considering they are cats. Amazing.
A cat, all the pictures in this thread are cats or cat adjacent.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have left The Cat Show! Here are more cat pictures ! Of cats!
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And samples!
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am at The Cat Show! There are cats!
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"The orangutan in Cannonball Run 2 did not drive the limousine".
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Grot, show me a photoshopped image of Melon Usk.
It's everyone's favourite spaceships and electric cars wanker, Elon Musk, except his head is a watermelon.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Just remembered it's Caturday.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ah, my favourite GIF.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ruined house and abbey, Egglestone.
A vaulted room in a ruined stone house.A panoramic view of the ruins at Egglestone.The ruins at Egglestone. The sky is overcast.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
About to watch the swan do the swan thing at Bowes museum.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It turns out there is a god, but only for making this one specific beer.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
FUCK YEAH!
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This reminded me of the one good portrait I ever did that looks a bit like who it's supposed to be.
A digital painting of Kurt Russell as Snake Plissken
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well that was rather good indeed.
Public Service Broadcasting on stage, late evening at the Piece Hall in Halifax.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Doing the most 56 year old man thing possible, seeing Public Service Broadcasting at the Piece Hall in Halifax.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I only know bum worms. Sorry.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ask this man how much it would cost.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In the old days the government would have commissioned a public information film to scare the living shit out of people.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This space and eugenics obsessed billionaire was ahead of his time.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
UK right now
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Frankly incredible* eclipse pic. *In that you can't see the eclipse.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"This Red Forman is not above the law"
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just seen one of these in our garden. Hornet mimic hoverfly!
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Sampling the atmosphere at number ten north.
A pint of beer in the foreground and Manchester town hall in the background.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
More rats than squirrels in Heaton Park today. Mmmmmmm.
Woodland in Heaton Park, Manchester.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Regret to inform you I am in Consett and have had a drink so here is the Consett Goatse sculpture.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Another pint!
A half finished pint of Consett brewing Red Dust.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pint!
A pint of bitter in the Grey Horse pub, Consett.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Look at that pigeon trying to aura farm.
A pigeon following a group of swans and cygnets.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Saw the cygnets at Heaton park yesterday. Pleased to report there are still four and they are getting big.
A pair of swans with four cygnets on the grass beside the lake at Heaton park, Manchester.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What's everyone wanging on about today and why isn't it this?
Unfinished smallbrainfield art depicting a smurf and a minion about to beat the shit out of each other.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Absolutely this. And if he loses, the investigation will likely go away and he can stand again at the next election (which is only two years away). He can pull the victim card either way. Maybe he'll do some publicity stunts like he used to.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
On the submechanophobia sub on Reddit, there's a bloke that regularly posts pictures of himself in dark underwater spaces to freak people out.
A picture of a man grinning underwater.
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Ultimate Fat Balls @smallbrainfield.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Also went to Broad Street Social, had their wonderful oatmeal stout and so will be spending today resting.
A beer mat featuring the logo of Brewsmith beer.
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