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I create parodies of existing book covers & posters, with the odd 'Vinco Original' (i.e. not based on any existing covers) in between. bio.vintage-covers.com

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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 3h
"Behold My Physique" — This is Manosphere Manifest #sf #scifi #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Behind the Walls of Terra" by Philip José Farmer, where the title has been changed to "Behold My Physique" — Illustration by Boris Vallejo
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 10h
"That's not the kind of Drilling we had in mind" — Well, it appears it's the kind you're going to get #drilling #horror #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Slumber Party Massacre" by Amy Holden Jones, where the title has been changed to "That's not the kind of Drilling we had in mind"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 19h
"Jesus Forgets The Punchline" — So a fisherman, a tax collector and a zealot walk into a... no... hang on #jesus #punchline #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Jesus Calls His Disciples" by Lucy Diamond, where the title has been changed to "Jesus Forgets The Punchline"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 05/10/2026
"Make Like A Tree And... Stay" by George Douglas McFly — It's *leave*, butthead #tree #roots #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Fantastic Stories of Imagination, December 1962 (Vol. 11, No. 12)" by Keith Laumer, Murray Leinster, Jack Sharkey, E. J. Derringer, Cele Goldsmith (Editor), where the title has been changed to "Make Like A Tree And... Stay" — Illustration by Ed Emshwiller
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 04/10/2026
"Fuck It" — Yes / No / Cancel / Fuck it #nuclear #war #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Atom Curtain" by Nick Boddie Williams, where the title has been changed to "Fuck It" — Illustration by Ed Valigursky
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 04/10/2026
"Weird Dance" — It's called interpretive dance, you wouldn’t understand #pulp #weird #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover titled "Weird Dance". A Vinco Original (1962)
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 03/10/2026
"The Tablet - A Cautionary Tale" — Three kids, one tablet, zero eye contact since 1947 #tablet #ipad #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Dot for Short" by Frieda Friedman, where the title has been changed to "The Tablet - A Cautionary Tale" — Illustration by Carolyn Haywood
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 03/10/2026
"Nice Ball you got there" — Yeah, just ignore the huge thermonuclear explosion on the horizon. Instead, feel that demon's ball. Alright. #ball #devil #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Baphomet’s Meteor" by Pierre Barbet, where the title has been changed to "Nice Ball you got there"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 02/10/2026
"The Things I've Seen - Memoirs of a haunted man" — A man who has visions of a family he does not have. Gripping, tense, scary. #visions #haunted #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover titled "The Things I've Seen - Memoirs of a haunted man". A Vinco Original by Robert F. Quackenbush (2019) — Illustration by Awkward family photos
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 02/10/2026
"What the fuck, Mary?" — Mary insists the boat was like that when she found it. Sure, Mary. #mary #wtf #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Clue of the Broken Locket" by Carolyn Keene, where the title has been changed to "What the fuck, Mary?" — Illustration by Bill Gillies
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 01/10/2026
"Big Fucking Deal" — Go home, corporate wizard, you have no power here #thunder #lightning #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman, where the title has been changed to "Big Fucking Deal" — Illustration by Robert E. McGinnis
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 01/10/2026
"Look — I'm Awfully Sorry, Chap" — Asshole, landing your rocket on Milka space cows like that #galaxy #sciencefiction #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Galaxy Science Fiction - July issue" by Willie Ley, where the title has been changed to "Look — I'm Awfully Sorry, Chap" — Illustration by Ed Emshwiller (Emsh)
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 30/09/2026
"Never Get Off The Rocket" — Kurtz got off the rocket... He split from the whole fuckin' program. #sf #scifi #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Earth Gods Are Coming" by Kenneth Bulmer, where the title has been changed to "Never Get Off The Rocket" — Illustration by Ed Valigursky
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 30/09/2026
"Smelling my own armpit" by Titty Earlobe-Nostril — Imagine listening to yourself smelling your own armpit while an eye is watching you from the sky. #giant #nose #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Timepivot" by Brian N. Ball, where the title has been changed to "Smelling my own armpit" — Illustration by Tom Adams
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 29/09/2026
"Planet Poncho" — Poncho’s. Never one around when it’s raining #sf #scifi #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Icerigger" by Alan Dean Foster, where the title has been changed to "Planet Poncho" — Illustration by Dean Ellis
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 29/09/2026
"Why You Must Obey Me" — Chapter one: that cushion is his now. So is the couch. And the bed. #cats #enslavement #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Understanding Your Cat" by Michael W. Fox, where the title has been changed to "Why You Must Obey Me"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 28/09/2026
"Shit Just Got Real" — Another cracking horror story by Minnie Mee #horror #doll #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Haunted Dollhouse" by Susan Blake, where the title has been changed to "Shit Just Got Real"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 28/09/2026
"Now Hold Your Horses - I'm Only Taking The Zebra" — Horse, zebra, whatever. It's the principle of the thing. #hold #horses #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Beware the Pale Horse" by Ben Benson, where the title has been changed to "Now Hold Your Horses - I'm Only Taking The Zebra" — Illustration by Harman
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 27/09/2026
"Finding the Funky Shampoo" — Rinse, repeat, transcend. #shampoo #funky #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Transmigration" by J.T. Mcintosh, where the title has been changed to "Finding the Funky Shampoo" — Illustration by Ron Walotsky
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 27/09/2026
"I'm Not Giving You A Cigarette" — She lost her top and still didn't get a single drag. Cold war indeed. #cigarette #manipulation #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Day Khrushchev Panicked" by George B. Mair, where the title has been changed to "I'm Not Giving You A Cigarette" — Illustration by Stan Borack
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 26/09/2026
"My Vintage Covers Book of Dropping Acid" — Look, I can taste sound! #lsd #acid #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "My Little Golden Book of Manners (A Little Golden Book #460)" by Peggy Parish, where the title has been changed to "My Vintage Covers Book of Dropping Acid" — Illustration by Richard Scarry
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 26/09/2026
"Big Furry Aliens" — Nobody warned me the Care Bears had an intergalactic militant wing #sf #scifi #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Solarians" by Norman Spinrad, where the title has been changed to "Big Furry Aliens"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 25/09/2026
"3.6 Roentgen - Not great, not terrible" — I think Anatoly Dyatlov co-wrote this one #nuclear #power #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Story Of Nuclear Power" by E.H. Childs, where the title has been changed to "3.6 Roentgen - Not great, not terrible"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 25/09/2026
"Is That A Spoon" — Don't do drugs, kids. Read books on them instead #lsd #trip #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Telepath" by Arthur Sellings, where the title has been changed to "Is That A Spoon"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 24/09/2026
"Are you coming w… well this is awkward" — I guess he took a very long shit before coming back to his buddy #awkward #dead #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Aussenseiter dieser Welt" by Raymond F. Jones, where the title has been changed to "Are you coming w… well this is awkward"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 04/09/2025
"Stop It - These Ideas Area Nonsensical" — This is how your tax money is wasted. #stopit #nonsense #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Flight - The Pictorial Flying Review - December 1940" by , where the title has been changed to "Stop It - These Ideas Area Nonsensical"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 04/09/2025
"Don't stare at my tits" — Right, and don't think of a pink elephant #stare #tits #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Don't ever love me" by Octavus Roy Cohen, where the title has been changed to "Don't stare at my tits"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 27/03/2025
Well, that's me done for. It was a long time coming, but somehow it still took me by surprise. #chatgpt
Original book cover for David Garnett's "Stargonauts"My prompt, asking ChatGPT to change the title to "Spacetrump"The result of ChatGPT changing the title to SpacetrumpThe resulting image, for posterity
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 26/03/2025
"Will You Pull My Finger?" — Seems apt #america #incompetence #fakeposter
Spoof of "Are YOU Doing All You Can" poster, where the title has been changed to "Will You Pull My Finger?"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 13/03/2025
"Oh No Lady, Not You Again" — I can imagine this tiger’s quite frustrated by the tenacity of this knife-wielding chick #tiger #venus #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Escape on Venus" by Edgar Rice Burroughs, where the title has been changed to "Oh No Lady, Not You Again" — Illustration by Frank Frazetta
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 11/03/2025
"Not Now Big Black Monolith" — Can't you see I'm fishing? #black #monolith #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Visitors" by Clifford Simak, where the title has been changed to "Not Now Big Black Monolith"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 04/03/2025
"This Doesn't Even Make Any Sense" — Seems apt for these times #what #thehellishappening #fakebookcover
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 14/02/2025
"Words - Tourettes Edition Twat" — Well, shit #tourettes #joke #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Words (Little Golden Books #45)" by Selma Lola Chambers, where the title has been changed to "Words - Tourettes Edition Twat"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 07/01/2025
"Scary Bald Guy Is Watching" — Bet he’s knocking one off up there #scary #bald #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Sky Is Falling" by Lester del Rey, where the title has been changed to "Scary Bald Guy Is Watching"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 24/12/2024
"It's Not Christmas Until I'm Hanging From Nakatomi Plaza" by Hans Gruber — I think I read about this book in Time Magazine… #xmas #diehard #fakebookcover
A Vinco Original by Hans Gruber (2020) — Illustration by Vintage Covers
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 14/12/2024
"Animal Assholes" — Christmas is sorted when I get my hands on this asshole #bunny #asshole #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Naughty Bunny (A Little Golden Book #377)" by Richard Scarry, where the title has been changed to "Animal Assholes" — Illustration by Richard Scarry
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 13/12/2024
"Bitch I just made that Bed" — She finds this undexpected, I can tell #bed #bitch #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Burial of the Fruit" by David Dortort, where the title has been changed to "Bitch I just made that Bed"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 13/12/2024
"Fuck 'Em — Fuck 'Em All - When Idiots Prevail" — Probably one of the most read novels in certain governments… #fword #bombing #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "A Torch To The Enemy" by Martin Cardin, where the title has been changed to "Fuck 'Em — Fuck 'Em All - When Idiots Prevail"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 12/12/2024
"And Then I Was Like: U Mad Bro?" — The terrible stories of an obnoxious mummy. A terrible book. 2/6. #mummy #invisible #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Invisible Man" by H.G. Wells, where the title has been changed to "And Then I Was Like: U Mad Bro?"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 12/12/2024
"The Fuck is this Shit" — Well, fly infested trout, I'd say. #brown #bear #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Big Brown Bear (A Little Golden Book)" by Georges Duplaix, where the title has been changed to "The Fuck is this Shit" — Illustration by Gustaf Tenggren
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 12/12/2024
"The Morbidly Obese Caterpillar" by Lard S. — I know you are very, very hungry, but you should try exercise first, you fat little bastard #caterpillar #hungry #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" by Eric Carle, where the title has been changed to "The Morbidly Obese Caterpillar" — Illustration by Eric Carle
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 11/12/2024
"Yes, Hello, Excuse Me - This Mirror is defective - I am not dead" — You’ll be soon if you don’t get out of that desert, love. #mirror #brokenmirror #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "Out of the unknown" by A.E. van Vogt & E. Mayne Hull, where the title has been changed to "Yes, Hello, Excuse Me - This Mirror is defective - I am not dead"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 11/12/2024
"I'm Tired of this Shit" — I hear you, brother bear #tired #shit #fakebookcover
Spoof book cover of "The Sleepy Book" by Margaret Wise Brown, where the title has been changed to "I'm Tired of this Shit"
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 11/12/2024
"I think we are all fucked" — I think you're right, wood-boy! #pinocchio #disney #fakebookcover
A bookcover spoof of "Pinocchio and the whale (A Little Golden Book #D101)" by Gina Ingoglia (1973) where the title has been changed to "I think we are all fucked" — Illustration by Walt Disney
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 05/12/2024
"Stuck My Head In The Oven" — Just hope those cookies were worth it #returnofthelivingdead #fakebookcovers www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Stu...
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 29/11/2024
"Cleaning up after Spiderman: The little-known story of New York State Civil Service’s regular dealings with Spiderman’s Antics-Aftermath" — A real eye-opener, this one. #spiderman #fakebookcovers
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 27/11/2024
"My bum is on your ship - Let's see you take off now" — From the acclaimed ‘Monsters being complete bastards’ omnibus, obviously #bum #ship #fakebookcovers
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 24/11/2024
"Look - There's Your Rocket" — Go get your glasses, Peter #rocket #space #blind
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 24/11/2024
"How The Fuck Does This Thing Work" — 50's space tech was very confusing #space #tech #confusing
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Vintage Covers - Books & Posters @vintage-covers.com · 23/11/2024
"Onwards Mighty Steed - The Future Awaits!" — Imagine having this on your back. #moorcock #limbo #steed #fakebookcovers
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