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@sloan.bsky.social
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(they/he/she/whatever - 36 - melbourne) sl0anart on all other socials

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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Visiting north qld and I really missed the sound of curlews screaming at night
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
uncharacteristically beautiful day in Melbourne
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 19/02/2026
how it feels to be a boy with a Secret
Elijah Wood in a turtleneck with the sleeves over his hands. He's shyly looking up. Very coy and flirtatious. He's on a starry background
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being sick suuuucks I feel like my head is being very lightly squeezed by a vice
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
she’s not bad but her vibe is
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vague vent but god I can absolutely never be in a show with this specific producer again
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You too could be shipping some of the wives of genghis khan’s heir together
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IM SURPRISED YOURE NOT it’s sooooo good
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“What about the people he killed” what murdaaaaahhh
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every time this guy is on screen I have to remind myself that he is like the inciting incident bad guy who killed many people because his design is so charming
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ive really been enjoying jaadugar, the style is so cute. Also i am projecting lesbianism onto many of the female characters
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DO LESS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN DOIG ABSOLUTELY NOTHING , THERE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MINIMIZE THE AMOUNT OF UNSTRUCTURED TIME IN EVERY DAY , THERE ENJOYMENT IS BASED ON CREATING FREEDOM FROM DEMAND , BORN TO DO NOTHING!!! LIVE TO DO NOTHING!!!! MOVE ONTO THE NEXT LIFE HAVING EXPERIENCED AS MUCH OF YOUR OWN LIFE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!!!!! DA TEXT "BORN TO DO NOTHING , WALK NOWHERE, STARE AT POND, LOITERING, STARE INTO SPACE, WAKE UP BUT DONT STAND UP, HANG OUT, SIT ON BENCH, LAY ON BED AFTER SHOWER, SIT ON PORTH, STARE AT NOGHINT, THINK ABOUT NOTHING, SIT IN CAR NO REASON, HANGING OUT, WALK AROUND NO REASON " - THE BOOT ON YOUR NECK DESPISES NOTHING MORE THAN WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING ENJOYABLE FOR FREE , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
emotional support Sergio Ramos
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m the perfect podcast listener because no matter how much I love a show I Will zone out half way through and only realise when the episode finishes, then I just listen to the whole episode again from the start. This can be repeated up to 6 times
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cécile @haraiva.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i hate comedy and laughing
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
when i see 24 year olds talking about regretting their life or being old and having missed out on things its impossible not to patronise them so i dont say anything but please know you are just a baby and you shouldn't be worrying. me however its over for me
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watched the first ep of Reacher because of @savantgardepod.bsky.social and now I’m afraid I’m gonna watch all of it
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this is perhaps the greatest actor that could ever have been cast as Jack Reacher, the ultimate masculine man. the right wing would LOVE to have this guy but he just wants to sing showtunes and tell Donald Trump to fuck off
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(post from tragedycamp)
Adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself

(reply from welpnotagain)
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!

my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's interesting how unrepentant a lot of HP fans are compared to tesla owners, but a lot of them are like that too feels like some HP people want the stickers tho, and that's like asking for a slur pass x 100
comic depicting tesla cars with bumper stickers reading "anti-elon tesla club," "I bought this before elon went crazy," "vintage tesla, pre-madness edition," escalating to "absolve me," "absolve me," "tell me i'm good," "tell me i'm not to blame."

only source I could find was tumblr user geniusbee who is hopefully the original artist
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not even the most loving gay fanart could imagine
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can’t get over this photo of Luka Modrić caught in a fairytale princess pose
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Idiot Kitchen @idiotkitchen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Check out these cool frogs I found, neo.
Instead of the red and blue pills, Morpheus is holding out two of those green tree frogs that look like Kermit
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
good chat
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twist @twist.dog · 01/09/2026
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The chickens won’t even be fully hatched until November, IF they hatch, I Must stop this
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trying not to count my chickens before they hatch about a thing I’m excited for but ohhhh I am imagining my beautiful chickens
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ah i see Tom Felton isn’t the only desperate, spineless little bitch from the original cast
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton on the same day.. awful
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Kevin 🚀 @astro-kevin.com · 10/04/2026
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My boss is currently in Korea participating in what I can only describe as “old man Olympics” and he just got beat in his first event. This is good for me
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every day they stare at the dishwasher. Never when it’s running. What is their damage
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
joined a game jam. Just barely know the basics of renpy. Excited to crash and burn
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/08/2026
as more and more celebs are coming out in (paid) support of AI remember that it was only a few years ago that they were shilling for NFTs
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I read paramount's response to ruffalo and it's so fucking obviously AI generated slop
screenshot of paramount's very obviously AI generated response to mark ruffalo, who said the merger of paramount and WB was like occupation:

"We are, as always, troubled when antisemitic tropes are invoked in purported service of a business dispute. Words like ‘genocide’ and ‘apartheid,’ applied to a corporate transaction, aren’t just wrong — they’re a bridge too far, and they cheapen the very real suffering those words are meant to describe. This doesn't deserve a response in kind — and to be clear, we don’t tolerate prejudice of any kind, against anyone.

This brings us to a moment to lower the temperature, not raise it. We’d rather build than further engage in such rhetoric. This simply exposes the true motivation of some who have advocated opposition to this transaction. On the other hand, our commitment to great content is matched by our commitment to acceptance - to every story, every storyteller, and no blacklists, no exceptions, for anyone.

We understand people feel strongly about this merger and are hopeful and expect that it will be judged based on the legal merits, not underlying bias. We’re asking for the same good faith we’re extending: less rhetoric, more understanding. Paramount’s future is being written for everyone who wants to make and watch great stories."
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Beautiful and evil
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Bec Shaw @brocklesnitch.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My column this week is about how fat people can’t win and I’m fucking sick of it www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Fat people cannot win, regardless of what we do. And I’ve had enough | Rebecca Shaw
Using weight loss drugs like Ozempic is not ‘cheating’ – and why does it matter how a person changes their body anyway?
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The girl is a friend but the guy is making shit weird because I’m not extending him 100% of the same emotional bandwidth I AM NOT FRIENDS WITH THIS MAN
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Some heterosexuals have involved me in their dramatic breakup as a middle man and I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Look at it
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve been thinking about it all day. Haunted
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trying to convince myself that I’m not mad about build a bear adults instantly selling out the fresno nightcrawler plush they just released. I didn’t want it anyway. Capitalism is bad and I need to free myself from desire
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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robbie does art @robbiedoesart.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
thinking of you, wherever you are rest in peace, Hayden Panettiere ❤️
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Amy @sloan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🫵🫵🫵🫵 I love yours !!!
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