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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social

@sleepypuppy007.bsky.social
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Much like Homer Simpson, I’m just trying to make the days not hurt until I get to crawl back into bed. I like corny puns and witty wordplay. And pancakes!

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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
People always talk about how this is the worst timeline. The real scary thought is, what if it’s actually the best? Brrr…
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clip art by Adam Hillman
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Did Edward Munch ever paint anything other than “The Scream”? That’s the only one that anyone seems to bring up.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
happy 4th @pamtoo.bsky.social ! 🇺🇸🫵🏻🎉🌭
some sexy lil hot dogs all dressed up like the rockettes
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If you make a film adaptation of George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” and show an excessive amount of blood and guts, would you call that an alle-gory?
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I was watching Cheers yesterday and it occurred to me that, for a show focused on Boston, very few people seem to have Boston accents. It’s weird…
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
My friend said she was considering getting a boob job, so I told her to keep me abreast of the situation. Tee hee!
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If Aabria Iyengar hires a security team for herself, she should call them the Iyen-guards. Just saying.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Why are there so many violent euphemisms for having sex? Nailing, screwing, banging, etc… We need more gentler, kinder euphemisms.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I sometimes wonder if George R.R. Martin and Patrick Rothfuss made a bet that the other one would finish their book series first, and they just don’t want to lose the bet…
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Is having ICE agents just not be allowed to carry firearms an option? They’re obviously not capable of handling the responsibility. Just reserve guns for a specialized branch of ICE that you call in as needed.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Do good
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
@tomb_urges - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. [pic of guy on a unicycle type thing]
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Democratic Activists @democratswin.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Tammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
The government's been shut down ONE HOUR and already there's one of those Halloween stores in there
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The Purgatory Puppies would be a cool name for a punk rock band.
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I wonder why, in the Fallout video games, they never seem to make any mention of fast food restaurants? Did they just never develop in that reality like they did in ours? If so, what did they have instead?
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I wonder sometimes if Shoresy from Letterkenny and Hank Hill from King of the Hill would get along if they met.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
If Homer Simpson sings a high note, does he reach a crescen-Doh!? Food for thought…
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Marlena Graves MDiv, PhD @marlenagraves.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again:
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I just realized, did anybody check on how Abby from the show Broad City is holding up now that Bed Bath and Beyond went out of business? Hope she’s all right…
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
how to seal a leaky bucket
A seal happily squished inside an orange bucket with its head popping out and eyes closed as if smiling.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Can I put down the pickles and the lettuce yet? That Burger King commercial told me to hold them, and they just never came back for them! My arms are getting tired….Better wait a couple more years just to be safe.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I was impressed that the final season of Big Mouth was able to land a big name actress like Holly Hunter to voice the character of Coco, the compassion pachyderm. Kudos!
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I feel like army ants are the Borg of the animal kingdom: relentless, emotionless, and utterly inevitable.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
@suzwoehrle.bsky.social “complains multitudes” That’s quite clever, I really like it!
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
If I think I’ll find a genie every time I rub a lamp, but I never do, would that be considered “wishful thinking”? Teehee!
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Does anybody else feel compelled to put their shopping cart in the corral that has only one cart in it so it won’t be lonely and has a friend to talk to? No, just me? Sigh.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I wonder what Alex P Keaton from Family Ties would think of MAGA and the current state of the Republican Party in the United States.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I think Natalie Portman would make a good Piper if they ever make a Fallout 4 movie.
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I am never ceased to be amazed at just how much enthusiasm and honest effort can make up for a lack of natural skill.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
this is 10x more impressive than a strike
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
This might have already been noticed, but does anyone else think that the girl on the cover of GTA five leaning over blowing a kiss looks startlingly like actress Lori Loughlin?
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Not all turtles are born in the wild. Some are bread in captivity
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Armchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I laughed unreasonably loud at this
Image shows a an escape key on legs next to a keyboard with the text "He finally did i!"
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
@planetcupcake.bsky.social Just out of curiosity, what does being a “cupcake mercenary” entail?
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I think a day old bread store (where they sell baked goods slightly beyond their best used buy date for reduced price) would be a great thing to bring back in the current economy.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
golden retriever 'how deep is the mud?' 
little dog responds 'depends who you ask'

we all go through things differently
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Myq Kaplan @myqkaplan.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
venus + serena = tennis-y williams
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Subway is selling shoes. Foot longs
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I miss black and white tv shows and movies. It wasn’t terribly realistic, but it made everything portrayed feel important and dignified somehow.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025
Happy #Easter
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Spazz-Maytag would be a cool name for a techno or new wave band.
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Jo Miles @jomiles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Jadzia Dax and Kor hugging: "Curzon, my beloved old friend." "I'm Jadzia now." "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
My wife: what does non-fungible mean? Me: it means not being a mushroom
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I have a pet peeve. I get vexed when I see a vending machine with an advertisement on it for a product the machine doesn’t carry. It just seems cruel to show me something I can’t get…
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
What does a male sheep say when he gets to his dates house and she’s not there? “Hey, where are ewe? “
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
The Gang Illegally Shares U.S. War Planning Details With A Journalist
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