sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026People always talk about how this is the worst timeline. The real scary thought is, what if it’s actually the best? Brrr… 000
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Did Edward Munch ever paint anything other than “The Scream”? That’s the only one that anyone seems to bring up. 141
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 20/04/2026If you make a film adaptation of George Orwell’s “Animal Farm” and show an excessive amount of blood and guts, would you call that an alle-gory? 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I was watching Cheers yesterday and it occurred to me that, for a show focused on Boston, very few people seem to have Boston accents. It’s weird… 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 09/04/2026My friend said she was considering getting a boob job, so I told her to keep me abreast of the situation. Tee hee! 120
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 06/04/2026If Aabria Iyengar hires a security team for herself, she should call them the Iyen-guards. Just saying. 010
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Why are there so many violent euphemisms for having sex? Nailing, screwing, banging, etc… We need more gentler, kinder euphemisms. 020
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I sometimes wonder if George R.R. Martin and Patrick Rothfuss made a bet that the other one would finish their book series first, and they just don’t want to lose the bet… 031
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Is having ICE agents just not be allowed to carry firearms an option? They’re obviously not capable of handling the responsibility. Just reserve guns for a specialized branch of ICE that you call in as needed. 010
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Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialTammy Golden @tammygolden.bsky.social · 01/10/2025The government's been shut down ONE HOUR and already there's one of those Halloween stores in there 1234444
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 10/09/2025The Purgatory Puppies would be a cool name for a punk rock band. 000
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialAcid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 26/08/2025No brush, no pencil. Just a typewriter. Artist James, using a 1930s Smith Premier typewriter, typed out this painting. #art #printer #unique #typewriter #illustration 556147732900
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 13/08/2025I wonder why, in the Fallout video games, they never seem to make any mention of fast food restaurants? Did they just never develop in that reality like they did in ours? If so, what did they have instead? 010
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 11/08/2025I wonder sometimes if Shoresy from Letterkenny and Hank Hill from King of the Hill would get along if they met. 020
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 01/08/2025If Homer Simpson sings a high note, does he reach a crescen-Doh!? Food for thought… 030
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialMarlena Graves MDiv, PhD @marlenagraves.bsky.social · 30/07/2025The truth here is so ever relevant, is so simple and profound. I think I might pop it into my next book. Sharing yet again: 509266386682
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I just realized, did anybody check on how Abby from the show Broad City is holding up now that Bed Bath and Beyond went out of business? Hope she’s all right… 010
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 14/07/2025how to seal a leaky bucket 754543444
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Can I put down the pickles and the lettuce yet? That Burger King commercial told me to hold them, and they just never came back for them! My arms are getting tired….Better wait a couple more years just to be safe. 110
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I was impressed that the final season of Big Mouth was able to land a big name actress like Holly Hunter to voice the character of Coco, the compassion pachyderm. Kudos! 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I feel like army ants are the Borg of the animal kingdom: relentless, emotionless, and utterly inevitable. 020
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 14/06/2025@suzwoehrle.bsky.social “complains multitudes” That’s quite clever, I really like it! 010
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 05/06/2025If I think I’ll find a genie every time I rub a lamp, but I never do, would that be considered “wishful thinking”? Teehee! 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Does anybody else feel compelled to put their shopping cart in the corral that has only one cart in it so it won’t be lonely and has a friend to talk to? No, just me? Sigh. 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I wonder what Alex P Keaton from Family Ties would think of MAGA and the current state of the Republican Party in the United States. 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I think Natalie Portman would make a good Piper if they ever make a Fallout 4 movie. 000
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 24/05/2025I am never ceased to be amazed at just how much enthusiasm and honest effort can make up for a lack of natural skill. 000
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialフブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 24/05/2025this is 10x more impressive than a strike 2131371026
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 16/05/2025This might have already been noticed, but does anyone else think that the girl on the cover of GTA five leaning over blowing a kiss looks startlingly like actress Lori Loughlin? 000
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Not all turtles are born in the wild. Some are bread in captivity 1430035
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialArmchair Classicist (Ryan Schaller) @armchairclassicist.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I laughed unreasonably loud at this 313118
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 03/05/2025@planetcupcake.bsky.social Just out of curiosity, what does being a “cupcake mercenary” entail? 130
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 01/05/2025I think a day old bread store (where they sell baked goods slightly beyond their best used buy date for reduced price) would be a great thing to bring back in the current economy. 020
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Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Subway is selling shoes. Foot longs 1113723
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I miss black and white tv shows and movies. It wasn’t terribly realistic, but it made everything portrayed feel important and dignified somehow. 010
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/04/2025Happy #Easter 670205782949
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Spazz-Maytag would be a cool name for a techno or new wave band. 130
Reposted by @sleepypuppy007.bsky.socialJo Miles @jomiles.bsky.social · 31/03/2025It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone. 120250876357
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sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 28/03/2025I have a pet peeve. I get vexed when I see a vending machine with an advertisement on it for a product the machine doesn’t carry. It just seems cruel to show me something I can’t get… 010
sleepypuppy007.bsky.social @sleepypuppy007.bsky.social · 27/03/2025What does a male sheep say when he gets to his dates house and she’s not there? “Hey, where are ewe? “ 000
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