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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛

@sleepymurph.bsky.social
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Washington DC to Tromsø Norway. Aspiring himbo, gentleman loser. Sincereposter in a shitposter's world.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Huh maybe Steely Dan really was talking about weed and not coke when they said the Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make tonight a wonderful thing
Still frame from Martin Scorsese's 1985 film After Hours. Paul (Griffin Dunne) is smoking with Marcy (Rosanna Arquette) by candlelight and as he passes the joint back to her, he says, "This isn't Colombian. I don't even think it's pot."
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The sun is finally going down again and the sky is finally getting dark again and I am suddenly fully amped. I feel an energy I haven't felt since April. The autumn is coming and I am coming into my power. RETURN OF THE NIGHT MURPH MOTHERFUCKERS
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There's nothing I can do. I'm in my Total Eclipse era. I'm living in a powderkegmaxxing and giving off sparkspilled
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today I learned that Styx refused to play Mr Roboto live for 35 years, until The Protomen came along with a cover so undeniably awesome that the original band decided to get in on the action youtu.be/14LAAU8H4Rc
Screenshot from the Wikipedia page for the song Mr. Roboto. Quote:

Styx didn't perform the song on tour for 35 years. Shaw said they reintroduced "Mr. Roboto" to their touring set list based on a cover by hard rock band the Protomen: "One day I was looking to see if anyone had covered 'Mr. Roboto,' and this band, the Protomen had, covered it as more of a rock song. It was more like if Freddie Mercury would have done it. I always thought if we were going to do it, Lawrence should sing it more like that; so, that's how we play it." Shaw said they are really performing "a cover of a cover" by performing the Protomen's version in their shows.
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Sitting at the bar with my friends Peter and Petter and it occurs to me that Norway has a variation of the name Peter for every possible level of pronouncing the 't': Per (pehr) Peer (peh-er) Peder (peh-der) Peter (peh-ter) Petter (pet-ter)
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Magnus @magloken.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
To gjengkriminelle frå Sverige fór på leigemordsferd til Éire. Men dei var ikkje skjerpa; krasja, bilen vart herpa. No må bakmannen leige inn fleire!
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
As an American in Europe you'd better believe I'm writing out months and using four digit years. I also like to throw in the day of the week for convenience. No thanks: 🇺🇸 5/24/26 🇳🇴 24.5.26 Oh yeah: 🇺🇸 Sun May 24, 2026 🇳🇴 søn 24. mai 2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
17. mai: Nordmenn kl 7:
Stillbilde fra The Simpsons. I en flashback, Bart som småbarn marsjer gjennom huset og skaper mye lyd. Han slår en stekepanne med en skje og roper "Jeg er så flott! Jeg er så flott! Alle er så glade i meg! Jeg er så flott!"
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Norwegians love potatoes for their humble versatility, and if asked what they do for work will often say "I'm kind of a potato" when they mean that they wear a lot of hats. And I think that's beautiful
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batthew 🦇 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Yeah, I’m “FREE” after work Fucking Really Extremely Exhausted
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Norsk filmfans, OBS! Oscar-utdelingen starter MIDNATT i år, ikke 02:00 som du er vant til. Jeg bruker hele mitt programmerings tidssonetrauma for å forsker dette.
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henrik @onkelhenrik.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ny onsdag, ny film i regi av @tromsofilmklubb.bsky.social på Verdensteatret! Underteikna skal presentere filmen. Velkommen! #filmskya
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Wanda — TROMSØ FILMKLUBB
I kolgruveregionen i Pennsylvania drikk Wanda Goronski konstant for å stengja problema i livet hennar ute. Etter å ha forlate mann og barn, søv Wanda på sofaen til søstera (når ho ikkje ligg med den s...
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I was a fool to ignore Jermaine Jackson all these years. Let's Get Serious goes hard as hell
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Let's Get Serious
YouTube video by Jermaine Jackson - Topic
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Back on my bullshit (starting a 3 hour movie at 5am)
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Subtle downside to having your town go all in on a tourism economy: even the grocery stores are clogged with tourists Airbnb has people thinking they'll save money by getting a place with a kitchen and cooking for themselves. Now they're in groups blocking the aisle trying to figure out what to eat
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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
What if AI could turn lead into gold? What if AI made your cock 9 inches and thick as a Coke can? What if AI could play the secret chord of David? What if AI tasted great and was less filling? What if AI was in your neighborhood and wants to fuck right now? What if AI could proclaim the mystery of f
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Happy 30th anniversary of Heat to those who celebrate
Theatrical poster for the 1995 movie Heat. The poster shows a collage of three stars' faces (Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, and Val Kilmer) floating over an atmospheric photo of an LA Metro station at night, where a train arrives through a cloud of mist coming up from nearby vent. The colors have a nighttime motif, with a black background and all colors muted to shades of blue, except for the red lights on the train and a red underline below the blue "HEAT" title.
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thematthewshow @thematthewshow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 13/12/2025
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Troll the ancient Christmas carol.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
No, my son is also named 67
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Nordmenn elsker taco, men ikke Taco Bell 😔 www.nrk.no/kultur/norge...
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Norge blir for dyre for billigkjedene
Taco Bell har åpnet i Stockholm. Hva holder kjedene unna Norge?
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Office lunch where the food is served buffet style but the plates are at the place settings. Really messing up my hang-back-until-after-the-rush plan
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ambient xmas carols in every public space got me scroogepilled and humbugmaxxing
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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
This looks cool and good, but no one agrees on who "the rich" are. People who live in California, young people with dyed hair, college professors, Jewish people, these can all be "the rich" while the family that owns 40% of all retail space in town goes unnoticed and unremarked upon.
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I often thank my lucky stars that my big vice is alcohol and not gambling
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
It's too risky a day for a regatta you guys youtu.be/90STAvJZbvY
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Too Risky A Day For A Regatta
YouTube video by Stelvio Cipriani - Topic
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Happy birthday to this underrated gem, released October 2nd, 1987
Theatrical poster for the film Near Dark. Bill Paxton's character is standing slightly hunched over from his many wounds. He is burned and bloody, with one eye swollen shut but the other eye still alert. Light from behind him is shining through bullet holes in his body. A tagline just below the title says "...pray for daylight." And a second tagline near Paxton's shoulder reads "They can only kill you once, but they can terrify you forever."
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
One way of thinking about the AI bubble is that it's the final gasp of a grift based on specialized GPU's instead of tulips, a logical continuation from crypto and NFT's and the metaverse. Like, there's nowhere else for it to go, no other magical use for this shit other than as electronic waste.
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Tromsø Filmklubb @tromsofilmklubb.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Ikveld! Let's get freaky! FREAKY TALES (USA 2025). Fre 5. sept kl 21 på Blå Rock. GRATIS VISNING! Se Pedro Pascal i denne "genre mixtape" antologi action-comedie sett i 80-tallets California. www.tromsofilmklubb.com/kalender/202...
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Freaky Tales (Gratis visning) — TROMSØ FILMKLUBB
The year is 1987, and things are about to get freaky in Northern California. Freaky Tales is a gonzo action comedy that tells four surreal stories that are both woven together and woven into real-li...
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Saw a lady rigging down the stage from the festival this weekend wearing a SPACEBALLS t-shirt and instantly fell in love No wait that's SPACECREW. The festival had a rocket theme. My bad
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
so, to understand this story there are a few things you need to know - my cat, Gus, believes he is a trained support animal - he is not (he has relatives who are, but he is not) - he believes he is a seizure-detecting dog - he is not a dog - I do not get seizures
Cream tabby Maine Coon cat staring intensely at the camera
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
I haven't seen Heathers since I was a teenager. Stoked for this.
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Victory Over the Sun @hrtraulsen.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
niche take: ICE(and most of DHS) is an agency of waingros
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Guy whose robot girlfriend has somehow glitched and instead of simulating an underage anime waifu telling him to kill his family in order to see the quantum god, it now parrots Julia Child. He begins to learn the art of French cooking, and then dies when it gives him an amanita risotto recipe.
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
They just installed new lighting in the hallways and bathrooms at my workplace and it's absolutely brutal. Like they watched Severance and were like Ooh that's what we need for our interiors
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Celebrating 30 years of Chrono Trigger (North American release: Aug 11, 1995)
Box art for the Super NES release of Chrono Trigger, featuring a manga-style drawing of Chrono, Marle, and Frog fighting a reptilian monster
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Good morning and happy birthday to the Dave Matthews Band Poop Incident. Please buy the Dave Matthews Band Poop Incident a beer today
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Elsker å bo i Norrwana
Skjermbilde av en clickbait nettreklame. Teksten sier «Dette er en mulighet for alle nordmenn!» og bildet viser en mann i 40-årene som smiler og holder opp sitt norsk pass. På passet er Norges navn feilskrevet som «Norrwana».
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Liquid cat treats are such an obvious million dollar idea in hindsight. Like how many generations of cat owners had to go huh my cat always just licks the sauce off of the wet food before someone finally ripped a bong and went duuuuuude what if we made a cat food that was all sauce?
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
May 12th 1984 - A T-800 Terminator arrived from the future to kill Sarah Connor before she could give birth to the future resistance leader, John Connor. Kyle Reese arrived from the future to stop it. 📽️📅 The Terminator (1984)
4 Screenshots from the movie "The Terminator" (1984): First, the Terminator stands nude and imposing in a dimly lit alley beside construction equipment. Second, another figure arrives in a crouched position amid crackling blue lightning on a garbage-strewn alley floor. Third, Kyle Reese points a gun and urgently demands, “What day is it? The date!” Fourth, a man under duress answers, “Twelfth. May.” with the gun still aimed at him.
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Soy cansado. Don't you mean "estoy cansado"? Because you know Spanish has the two different forms of the "to be" verb. Oh I know. I'm saying that tiredness is part of the essence of my being.
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Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 21/04/2025
With Andor Season 2 dropping tomorrow, it's worth recalling that Season 1 contained the best bit of writing ever in Star Wars.
There will be times when the struggle seems impossible. I know this already. Alone, unsure, dwarfed by the scale of the enemy. Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try.
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
BlueSky should verify me. I'm serious. I'm really good at skeeting and my chi is SO BALANCED
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
"horny for justice" is the best expression I've heard in months. Brava!
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Bullying works
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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If you love really smooth music like I love really smooth music, then you are welcome to join our little internet community. It's where we keep the fire ⛵🔥
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