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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Huh maybe Steely Dan really was talking about weed and not coke when they said the Cuervo Gold, the fine Colombian, make tonight a wonderful thing

Still frame from Martin Scorsese's 1985 film After Hours. Paul (Griffin Dunne) is smoking with Marcy (Rosanna Arquette) by candlelight and as he passes the joint back to her, he says, "This isn't Colombian. I don't even think it's pot."

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The sun is finally going down again and the sky is finally getting dark again and I am suddenly fully amped. I feel an energy I haven't felt since April. The autumn is coming and I am coming into my power. RETURN OF THE NIGHT MURPH MOTHERFUCKERS

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There's nothing I can do. I'm in my Total Eclipse era. I'm living in a powderkegmaxxing and giving off sparkspilled

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Thank you very much Monopoly Doggo for doing the job nobody wants to And thank you very much Monopoly Doggo for helping me escape just when I needed to Thank you

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I also learned that prisons don't let inmates play Monopoly with the dog piece

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Today I learned that Styx refused to play Mr Roboto live for 35 years, until The Protomen came along with a cover so undeniably awesome that the original band decided to get in on the action youtu.be/14LAAU8H4Rc

Screenshot from the Wikipedia page for the song Mr. Roboto. Quote:

Styx didn't perform the song on tour for 35 years. Shaw said they reintroduced "Mr. Roboto" to their touring set list based on a cover by hard rock band the Protomen: "One day I was looking to see if anyone had covered 'Mr. Roboto,' and this band, the Protomen had, covered it as more of a rock song. It was more like if Freddie Mercury would have done it. I always thought if we were going to do it, Lawrence should sing it more like that; so, that's how we play it." Shaw said they are really performing "a cover of a cover" by performing the Protomen's version in their shows.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Sitting at the bar with my friends Peter and Petter and it occurs to me that Norway has a variation of the name Peter for every possible level of pronouncing the 't': Per (pehr) Peer (peh-er) Peder (peh-der) Peter (peh-ter) Petter (pet-ter)

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Magnus @magloken.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

To gjengkriminelle frå Sverige fór på leigemordsferd til Éire. Men dei var ikkje skjerpa; krasja, bilen vart herpa. No må bakmannen leige inn fleire!

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Christmas Ape and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

In my world there is one acceptable number-only date format and that is the ISO standard year month day: 2026-05-24 Great for tables. And if you name date-based files like this, they will naturally sort into date order. Meeting notes 2025-05-26.doc Meeting notes 2026-04-21.doc

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

As an American in Europe you'd better believe I'm writing out months and using four digit years. I also like to throw in the day of the week for convenience. No thanks: 🇺🇸 5/24/26 🇳🇴 24.5.26 Oh yeah: 🇺🇸 Sun May 24, 2026 🇳🇴 søn 24. mai 2026

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

But what the Norwegians don't know is that the rest of the world has no idea what they're talking about. It leads to some funny smalltalk moments where the person they're talking to is quietly confused for a bit before the conversation moves on

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Norwegians love potatoes for their humble versatility, and if asked what they do for work will often say "I'm kind of a potato" when they mean that they wear a lot of hats. And I think that's beautiful

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batthew 🦇 @bigbadbick.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Yeah, I’m “FREE” after work Fucking Really Extremely Exhausted

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

2020 - Feb 09 - 17 PST = 02 CET (standard/normal) 2021 - Apr 25 - 17 PDT = 02 CEST (daylight/sommer) 2022 - Mar 27 - 17 PDT = 02 CEST 2023 - Mar 12 - 17 PDT = 01 CET 2024 - Mar 10 - 17 PDT = 01 CET 2025 - Mar 02 - 16 PST = 01 CET (ny starttid!) 2026 - Mar 15 - 16 PDT = 00 CET (daylight/normal)

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

USA flytter til sommertid før Norge. Av og til, Oscars faller i det korte vinduet der det er bare 8-timers forskjell mellom LA tid og Oslo tid istedet for 9. Også i 2025 flyttet Oscar-utdelingen fra kl 17 LA tid til kl 16. I 2026 har vi begge effekter. Så blir det midnatt.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Norsk filmfans, OBS! Oscar-utdelingen starter MIDNATT i år, ikke 02:00 som du er vant til. Jeg bruker hele mitt programmerings tidssonetrauma for å forsker dette.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Back on my bullshit (starting a 3 hour movie at 5am)

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Subtle downside to having your town go all in on a tourism economy: even the grocery stores are clogged with tourists Airbnb has people thinking they'll save money by getting a place with a kitchen and cooking for themselves. Now they're in groups blocking the aisle trying to figure out what to eat

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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

What if AI could turn lead into gold? What if AI made your cock 9 inches and thick as a Coke can? What if AI could play the secret chord of David? What if AI tasted great and was less filling? What if AI was in your neighborhood and wants to fuck right now? What if AI could proclaim the mystery of f

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Happy 30th anniversary of Heat to those who celebrate

Theatrical poster for the 1995 movie Heat. The poster shows a collage of three stars' faces (Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro, and Val Kilmer) floating over an atmospheric photo of an LA Metro station at night, where a train arrives through a cloud of mist coming up from nearby vent. The colors have a nighttime motif, with a black background and all colors muted to shades of blue, except for the red lights on the train and a red underline below the blue "HEAT" title.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

I still sometimes think about this ancient 2007 article on cracked dot com about Dunbar's number, which they dubbed "the monkeysphere" web.archive.org/web/20071013...

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What is the Monkeysphere? | Cracked.com

What is the Monkeysphere?. Want to know the answer to all the world's problems? Look inside a monkey.

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thematthewshow @thematthewshow.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 13/12/2025

TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit

Deck the hall with boughs of holly, Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
"Tis the season to be jolly: a, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Fill the meadcup, drain the barrel,
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Troll the ancient Christmas carol.
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

No, my son is also named 67

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

"Nordmenn går generelt lite på restaurant." Hvis matpakkekulturen har én hater, så er det jeg. Hvis matpakkekulturen har ingen hatere, så er jeg død!

Skjermbilde av tekst fra den NRK artikkelen om hurtigmatkjeder i Norge. Det sier...

Når jeg spør Schjøll om hva han tror er årsakene til at amerikanske fastfoodkjeder styrer unna Norge, ser vi noen gjengangere:

1. Norge er et lite land med spredt bosetting.
2. Dyr husleie.
3. Norge står utenfor EU som gjør det vanskelig å importere mat.
4. Dyrt å satse på norsk produksjon, da du må starte en helt egen verdikjede kun for Norge.
5. Nordmenn går generelt lite på restaurant.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

This is the old dude, Sleepy J. Murphy, and you're listening to Less Than Porksweats

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

They should make cat toys that the cat can actually disembowel, like lil plushie intestines can spill out of the cat toy

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Office lunch where the food is served buffet style but the plates are at the place settings. Really messing up my hang-back-until-after-the-rush plan

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

ambient xmas carols in every public space got me scroogepilled and humbugmaxxing

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I'm here for Capybaras Sounds like a great modern take on the Blue Key genre youtu.be/5pnu0q8lmys

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Dr. Katz - Just guarding the blue key

YouTube video by Kucher99

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

This looks cool and good, but no one agrees on who "the rich" are. People who live in California, young people with dyed hair, college professors, Jewish people, these can all be "the rich" while the family that owns 40% of all retail space in town goes unnoticed and unremarked upon.

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

I often thank my lucky stars that my big vice is alcohol and not gambling

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

We are wondering where the beef is now more than ever

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I caught a screening of the Profundo Rosso aka Deep Red last night, which has me revisiting the weird world of Italian pulp-horror prog-rock soundtracks, also known as GIALLO SHOTS. open.spotify.com/playlist/03a...

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BYR-17 GIALLO SHOTS

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I would do unspeakable things for poutine right now

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

A must see for anyone who likes westerns, vampires, female directors, Tangerine Dream soundtracks, or the ensemble cast from Aliens www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HL3...

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Near Dark (1987) - Theatrical Trailer #2

YouTube video by Forever Horror Video Archive

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Return of the Night Murph 🌆🌌🧛 @sleepymurph.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Happy birthday to this underrated gem, released October 2nd, 1987

Theatrical poster for the film Near Dark. Bill Paxton's character is standing slightly hunched over from his many wounds. He is burned and bloody, with one eye swollen shut but the other eye still alert. Light from behind him is shining through bullet holes in his body. A tagline just below the title says "...pray for daylight." And a second tagline near Paxton's shoulder reads "They can only kill you once, but they can terrify you forever."

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