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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18h
This may end up being a first half stat.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Star Trek Reptile Creature in Desert
Alt: gif from the Star Trek ep where Kirk fights, like, a reptile creature in the desert
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS IS THE THEME
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hatters will say it’s fake 🎩
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it says no shnoob-S we’re allowed to have one
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Longer eggs. Lower prices. Jerry 2028
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is why they got Bowie to do the voice of Nermal.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Inside each of us is two brains. One has been listening to this song for six months straight and not telling the other. #Science
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Lenny from The Simpsons: Don't Tell Anyone
Alt: Lenny from The Simpsons: “Please don’t tell anyone how I live.”
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
Tumblr post from every-lemon 
Sep 8

so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
Follow up tumblr post 
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Sep 9
it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Who’s Shrekking now?” I grunt to myself as I play another Apple Fitness core workout. A smile touches my face as I picture the Ibuprofen gel caps in the cabinet. My only true friends on this journey.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
cc @dieworkwear.bsky.social
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pretty sure that’s also where Dracula’s castle is.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
when you witness a dog turn into a man
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You're The Man Now Dog - Iconic Movie Quote
Alt: that scene from Finding Forrester where he says the thing
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
have a great wee(der)k
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bingo: Bongo bsky.app/profile/beet...
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Deadpool is in the Coraline universe CONFIRMED
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If Babe Ruth didn’t exist, then who was the ghost in that documentary called The Sandlot? #CheckMate
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The picture caption is why I own three Ooni pizza ovens! 😃
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
the future Libras want
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pretty sure I’m one of the seven. One time I made the wrong kind of mushroom pizza.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
me every time I wake up from sleeping:
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Smiling Man in Tuxedo at Awards Event
Alt: Jonah Hill Academy Awards meme
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
frickin’ love this
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’ve saved thousands on therapy by wallpapering my cubicle with the lock in meme.
the lock in meme
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This is the photo a local #mentor showed me that made me DSA for life.
moist
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Easy: Sell the choice for $200k and a poop transplant. 😏
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tale as old as time.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Homer Simpson: Cerveau qui sort et chute
ALT: Homer Simpson: Cerveau qui sort et chute
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it me
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I want you to put the word out there that we ack up.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
What did the ghost say to the bee?
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
this is how I catch the death diarrhea tbh
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just don’t go Rogue when it comes to penis explosions. That’s how people end up in jail.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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Boy's Hilarious Ice Cream Face
ALT: Boy's Hilarious Ice Cream Face
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Joker's Reaction: SIX?!? - Heath Ledger
Alt: The Joker says six.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wait. Which TNG episode review is this?
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Twitter was the town square of the internet. Bluesky is its Pro-Ship Cafe. 😌
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
finally some four-word thinking
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Dungeon Meshi: Senshi Gives a Thumbs Up
Alt: Gif from the show Delicious in Dungeon: Senshi gives a thumbs up
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Someone get Gramps a sickos shirt.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Homer Simpson Smiling
Alt: Homer sees The Dud
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Image of a beam of light on a woman on the dance floor. Often used for the “white people when Mr Brightside starts playing” meme by the terminally online.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
this was the best episode of The New Pope tbh
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is the Bluesky equivalent of the DVD screen saver hitting the corner of the screen perfectly.
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My wife’s karate instructor says this all the time!
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pistons were neither hot NOR ready tonight. Putting shame on the name. 😑
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Skyler @skyrog.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Believe it or not, this cover art is the plot of Joker 2.
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J.A. Adande @jadande.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A reminder: this is the least experienced version of Victor Wembanyama that we’re going to see
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