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Noodle Ninja

@sksninja.bsky.social
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Bold of you to assume I know what I'm doing. (If you're reading this you should drink some water)

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Noodle Ninja @sksninja.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my yearly flu and covid shots!
Selfie showing bottom half of smiling face and 2 bandaids from vaccination shots
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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kiht 🌙 @st4rcr0ss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Stop being sad and start being perverted
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Gobifrip @gobifrip.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tasting the Seasonal Fruits
Illustration of Agathe and the Lady of the Grove perched on a branch in the middle of a crimson forest. Agathe is seated on the lap of the grey-skinned woman, her hands bound by vines. Other vines stimulate the young woman’s crotch, bringing her to orgasm. 
The lady, who controls the plants, takes delight watching her partner experience such pleasure. With her fingertips, she holds one of the juicy fruits from the tree.
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New Evan WIP on Patreon!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/LZhS_... Blumineck giving a great response to unfuckable incel weirdos transvestigating his wife
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Educating haters (again)
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IKEAs marketing team doing a bang up job
Advert showing a wicker bench that says ‘made from husband material’
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pikaole @pikaole.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Super cute snail
This is a doodle I drew in 2020.
It contains the growth process of an animal artist.
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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phoe @haedyllic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
11/100 hero of time #zelda
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James Turner @james.loadingreadyrun.com · 11/09/2026
Big shoutout to @max-fisher.bsky.social for this great video detailing the ongoing trade war between the US and Canada. If you're an American and don't know much about what's happening, watch this video. Then send it to 10 friends. www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7bI...
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The US-Canada War has begun
YouTube video by Max Fisher
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Eva Eskelinen @evelmiina.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Here's just a pile of (mostly old) Zelda things I've drawn. There's more but, I picked the ones I had colored. Some are more than 10y old
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TBSkyen Shorts @shorts.tbskyen.com · 08/09/2026
Why does the Zelda remake look like that? | #legendofzelda #tbshorts
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Squish 🍑🍑 @squishlewds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Eileen!
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Sid~💫💞🌿 Shops Open! @redundantz.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Loz Trio x Not just a Cutie [ #AncientLozAu #LegendofZelda ]
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ruby Bridges was 6-years-old when she stepped into the history books. Bravely accompanied by her mother, she was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school in the South. It was not long ago… Today is her birthday. She is still with us. She is 72. Happy birthday, Ruby Bridges 💜
Young Ruby Bridges, photo in black and white Ruby Bridges today, photo in full color
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you’re built like this hmu
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dress for the job you want
a costume of audrey 2 from little shop of horrors
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am not even a tiny bit joking when I say that this would turn me rabidly homicidal
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balo🍣 @balo-badartist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
unzips #oot
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taby 🏳️‍⚧️ @tabymeow.afrolatinsky.app · 03/09/2026
i whish all trans women a very money
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Noodle Ninja @sksninja.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In case anyone wants to join me in donating through the tears 😭 imaginationlibrary.com
Screenshot of Dolly Parton's Imagination Library book program donation page. Donation marked as "in honor of Dolly" with the message "We're gonna miss you. We're gonna miss you so very VERY much."Screenshot of the post-donation thank you letter for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library book program. 

Reads "Thank you so much for making a donation to my Imagination Library. This program is so special to me and I am thrilled that it is special to you, too. My Daddy was the inspiration for the Imagination Library and he told me many times that out of all of the dreams I had fulfilled, this program was the one thing that made him the most proud of me!
Now, thanks to you, all of our program partners and many other people with kind and generous hearts, what we started as a little book gifting program in my home county has grown to reach kids all over the world.
Together we are going to keep dreaming and keep growing!
Love,
Dolly Parton"
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Jim Zub @jimzub.com · 20/08/2026
Same here, baby. Same.
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Kaede being a fountain.
Monster man giving head to a small chubby lady.Monster man giving head to a small chubby lady.Monster man giving head to a small chubby lady. She orgasms.
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Helikasei @helikasei.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the wind blows
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Verdant Falls
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TeoPyon @teopyon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🩵🩷 #totk #zelink #リンゼル
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Cloud🔞 @lillhappycloud.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bonus.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Logging on 😘
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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🌛Caio Santos Art🌜 @blacksalander.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Mel
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balo🍣 @balo-badartist.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
fierce samurai #loz
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ky! ☆ @disenjoh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
[ #art ] a bitch is back on #flipnote
dithered cat with stars around it. the text says the grief is never-ending, but so is the love
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 07/08/2026
I like sharks 🦈 #art #sharks
illustration of some sharks featuring hammer shark, silky shark, black tip shark, whale shark, tiger shark, and basking
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TeoPyon @teopyon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
if anyone is curious, this is a short text I wrote for this illustration: tapas.io/episode/3953615
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Read Untouched By Time :: Untouched By Time | Tapas Community
Read Untouched By Time and more premium Drama Community series now on Tapas!
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ナサギナ🥟 @7sagi7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
目が覚めても、まだ瞼の裏に。
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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ツナ @9tuna6.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🐸
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Zeldathon @zeldathon.com · 14/07/2026
Who's the freshest Kokiri in Hyrule? Boy Band Link by @daeyumi.bsky.social ! ~Super Zeldathon Official Design~
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enni 🏹 @entiqua.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
turns your wolf link into a spirit tracks wolfos
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RCD 🔞 Commissions CLOSED @chamberdream.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
🧚✨ (the beginnings of my tink x plant journey from 2022 LMAO)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Two year anniversary of when I first posted this comic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: an anglerfish is washed up on the ocean shore, laying in the tide. It thinks to itself, “it’s so beautiful.” Panel 2: wide shot of the beach, rocky cliffs, and sky at sunset, with the anglerfish still laying in place. The anglerfish continues thinking to itself, “I might have never known.”
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mihama @mihama66.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
二次創作カラー版 …こちらも大変に好きです。。。。
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な @nanananana0706.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
VS
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mihama @mihama66.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
ダーリンらくがき
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Noodle Ninja @sksninja.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Deadname? Nah you misheard me, I said BREADNAME. Call me Kaiser Pretzel Bun 🥨
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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