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@skp1083.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈Attorney-criminal defense. M.S. CrossFit. Abortion is healthcare. Texas Tech alum 👆 Mom-ish.

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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
interesting
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I spend a few pre-work hours weekly on Reddit and I gotta say there’s a theme: men wanting to know how to “get over” a breakup and the overwhelming consensus by other men is, “work on yourself” “go to the gym” “get a pet” WHY DO THEY NOT KNOW OTHER PEOPLE MATTER OUTSIDE OF THEM?! Idk help others?!?
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Can confirm this is destructive to my soul after busting my ass in law school.
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Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Do I know any Florida barred attorneys who can help me through a legal procedure question?
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Viva Las Vegas.
She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Las Vegas.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/02/2026
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
how we got here
“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I need Netflix to have a “you’ve already seen this” function so that I stop wasting .2 on 17 shows before I finally figure out I’ve seen it and then all my patience is gone on decision making
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
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Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I don't want to quote dunk but I saw another "body cams don't do anything" post and I just want to say that I, a criminal defense attorney, very much like having body cams.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
when did men get like this lmao what is this weenie male trad wife bullshit it’s hilarious marry early but only have one day a week where you’re available these losers deserve the misery they’re sprinting after
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The 5 yr old bait story has me dissociating and I cannot 😭
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In the top 5 cons to being trial attorney-“calling in” is reserved for death or dismemberment only. (Hope neither happens! Feel better! 🫶)
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bro…you seem cool so please don’t just be saying this for clout 🙃 if you’re not, hard support.
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Me as I have a dentist appt at 8am because I was once a hopeful person last year
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
We could just give kids free school lunches
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Labyrinth 40 yr anniversary rerelease was playing tonight and I don’t wanna take the makeup off 😅
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
For anyone who doesn’t know the definition of gaslighting: pls see the “justification” of an innocent US citizen being murdered by the govt.
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☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you do not intend to watch the video but do want to know what happened, a thread from a criminal defense attorney.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
As an exhausted mom of an 11 year old boy, I can accurately state that male audacity starts way too early in life
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
“No one teaches the Western canon anymore!” “Look, Plato’s Symposium is right here on my syllabus!” “Whoa, whoa, whoa—not that!”
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey yall can we talk about how the viral songs are made by people with ADHD…and I don’t mean the artists I mean they are made viral by influencers with ADHD I just know it because the beats SLAP
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mid life crisis realization: things and people are *so cute* til you’re taking care of them and it’s a job.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 18/12/2025
I would very much like the United States government to stop being obsessed with my genitals
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Men, what is holding you back from answering that second texted question?!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Has anyone ever seen a *bad* picture of Luigi Mangione?
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sarah mccarry @sarahmccarry.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 01/12/2025
“That sounds illegal”
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@parkersity_9
Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
this is how Texas draws districts
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
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Erin Lockwood @erinkaylockwood.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
It's not a sophisticated reaction, but my response to both "quiet, piggy" and the Coast Guard okaying swastikas and nooses is a deep sadness that the compassion we're working so hard to foster in our children will not just be challenged by schoolyard bullies but by the highest levels of society.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Lowkey tired of showering
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Can @48hourscbs.bsky.social and @datelinenbc.bsky.social please stop the dramatics with pleading “not guilty”?!?! It’s literally part of the process if the defendant wants to exercise their constitutional right for a jury trial. Pls stop being part of the of problem because I love both of y’all
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
changed my bio today to remove “baby lawyer”. I’ve seen more shit in 18 mos than I should have and I deserve the whole ass title of attorney 💅🏻
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Legal name: Ichabod Crane Capybara. Nickname: Iggy (obviously) He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰 CDS pulls through once again
Cat picture:

Legal name: Ichabod Crane Capybara. 
Nickname: Iggy (obviously)

He is the biggest cuddle buddy ever 🥰
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 08/11/2025
There is zero excuse for police, in a free society, to wear a mask. Cowards
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Why is wall art so expensive pls
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I keep my life and relationships publicized enough that yall can find my killer if I die 😆
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
WHO TF IS RUNNING AGAINST JUDGE LIRA 😭 #bexar #cc7 #bexarco #bexarcounty
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 04/10/2025
ICE writing long screeds whining about someone from Cato calling out their bullshit shows how they know they're losing the narrative here. No one likes ICE. No one trusts ICE. And they're flipping out about how weak they look.
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Jack Turban MD @turban.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A message from @aoc.bsky.social to #trans kids in America. ❤️
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
obviously but… www.timesofisrael.com/study-x-now-...
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Study: X now ‘one of the most effective tools for spreading antisemitism in history’
Report finds the platform, formerly known as Twitter, amplifies antisemitic conspiracy theories and allows hate speech to spread unchecked, with many monetizing their content
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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Me: My email could not have been more clear. Me (after re-reading my email): 😬 what the fuck was I talking about?
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Menopause is the final form transition like in the OG tamagotchis. Are you gonna get something INCREDIBLE?!? Or are you gonna stay a swamp witch who doesn’t really care if anybody feeds you because eventually you’re gonna feed yourself 🤷‍♀️
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Paul Gowder @gowder.io · 25/08/2025
This DOES NOT and CANNOT criminalize flag burning. Flag burning is constitutionally protected speech. If you actually read the "order" all it does is tell Pam Bondi to be sure to prosecute any cases that fall into an exception to the ruling. It's toothless and performative (Links/deets follow! 🧵)
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Gold!
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