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@skp1083.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈Attorney-criminal defense. M.S. CrossFit. Abortion is healthcare. Texas Tech alum 👆 Mom-ish.

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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This is one of my favorite victories! Enjoy!!
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
interesting
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I saw you mentioned it so that’s why I shared 🤣
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I have reynauds and let me tell you once I get that chill…it’s over for everyone and I’m passing the chill along in vibes unfortunately
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I spend a few pre-work hours weekly on Reddit and I gotta say there’s a theme: men wanting to know how to “get over” a breakup and the overwhelming consensus by other men is, “work on yourself” “go to the gym” “get a pet” WHY DO THEY NOT KNOW OTHER PEOPLE MATTER OUTSIDE OF THEM?! Idk help others?!?
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The other attorney I work with has a plan to retire there and talks about it constantly so I feel like it’s a good decision
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Can confirm this is destructive to my soul after busting my ass in law school.
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Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Do I know any Florida barred attorneys who can help me through a legal procedure question?
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Viva Las Vegas.
She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Las Vegas.
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
And a hairline 😆
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Damn that takes me back to when I was 11…good times 🤭
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wow so pathetic this one 😆
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I will agree regardless but also after considering what I’ve seen in 2 short years of practice haha
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18/02/2026
This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
how we got here
“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I need Netflix to have a “you’ve already seen this” function so that I stop wasting .2 on 17 shows before I finally figure out I’ve seen it and then all my patience is gone on decision making
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
She doesn't want roses. She wants to be whisked away to a different timeline
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Don Zeko @donzeko.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I don't want to quote dunk but I saw another "body cams don't do anything" post and I just want to say that I, a criminal defense attorney, very much like having body cams.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If you answer “No” you get an invitation to Mar-a-Lago
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☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
when did men get like this lmao what is this weenie male trad wife bullshit it’s hilarious marry early but only have one day a week where you’re available these losers deserve the misery they’re sprinting after
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Um do we share a cat and blanket 😆
Black cat on grey blanket
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The 5 yr old bait story has me dissociating and I cannot 😭
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
In the top 5 cons to being trial attorney-“calling in” is reserved for death or dismemberment only. (Hope neither happens! Feel better! 🫶)
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
👏👏👏🫶 heard. Hard support!
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bro…you seem cool so please don’t just be saying this for clout 🙃 if you’re not, hard support.
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Me as I have a dentist appt at 8am because I was once a hopeful person last year
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Lmao why does my brain work like this ☠️🤣
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
We could just give kids free school lunches
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
To clarify no I’m not AMAB but I was saying that’s the gender I was hating…attorney with adhd thinking about my cases constantly 🤦‍♀️
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Yep them 👌
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
So I saw this and thought you were referring to our chief of police 🤣 my bad keep hating what you’re hating and I’ll hate too 👏
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
The Labyrinth 40 yr anniversary rerelease was playing tonight and I don’t wanna take the makeup off 😅
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
For anyone who doesn’t know the definition of gaslighting: pls see the “justification” of an innocent US citizen being murdered by the govt.
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☀️Huma☀️ @huma.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you do not intend to watch the video but do want to know what happened, a thread from a criminal defense attorney.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ice agents simply aren't trained well enough to be on the street. they are a genuine danger to citizens
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
As an exhausted mom of an 11 year old boy, I can accurately state that male audacity starts way too early in life
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
“No one teaches the Western canon anymore!” “Look, Plato’s Symposium is right here on my syllabus!” “Whoa, whoa, whoa—not that!”
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hey yall can we talk about how the viral songs are made by people with ADHD…and I don’t mean the artists I mean they are made viral by influencers with ADHD I just know it because the beats SLAP
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Thank you 🥰 I needed the reality dose and also I had a convo with my boss about why “nobody likes him.” Spoiler alert: he doesn’t put any effort into actually connecting to people. Made me sad and understand I may be on the right path after all 🫶
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mid life crisis realization: things and people are *so cute* til you’re taking care of them and it’s a job.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 18/12/2025
I would very much like the United States government to stop being obsessed with my genitals
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Men, what is holding you back from answering that second texted question?!
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Has anyone ever seen a *bad* picture of Luigi Mangione?
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sarah mccarry @sarahmccarry.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 01/12/2025
“That sounds illegal”
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@parkersity_9
Without naming your job, tell me something you say 20 times per day at work
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SKP @skp1083.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
BLAST FROM THE PAST 👏👏👏👏
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
this is how Texas draws districts
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why
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