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Greg Gerla @greg-gerla.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I AM A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER. I studied photography during four years of post secondary education. I’ve been shooting for decades. I’ve captured thousands upon thousands of images all over the globe. that’s my thumb on the left. 😬

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Oh good, my annual National Parks pass came in the mail. I can't wait to see what beautiful nature photo they used this year.

US National Parks Pass, which traditionally has a picture of a feature of a park or a nature photo taken inside one of the parks, this year features a portrait of George Washington and Donald Trump trying to appear human.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

TIL that Picante sauce can go bad. OTOH - free penicillin - so it's kind of a six/half dozen situation.

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Obi-Juan @jmhg.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Roman soldiers outside of Jesus's empty tomb. Circa 33 AD., coloured.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I had so many Polish-American friends in college and not a single one of them ever told me about Dyngus Day aka Wet Monday? Is this their version of being invited to the cookout and I didn't make the cut?

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

I do not want your opinion on rap or hip-hop if you don't even know what industry rule number 4080 is.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

People asked a lot of questions today that were indirectly answered by my t-shirt.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

A group of older white men co-presenting together is called an interruption.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

If I know the Democrats - and I think I do - they will figure out a way to make the job harder.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

A durian. So smelly your enemies will beg to surrender to you.

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Ennie @anyuse.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Gillenwater v. Home Depot Inc., No. 20-CV-10338-DJC, 2022 WL 17363508, at *6 (D. Mass. Dec. 1, 2022) (coworker's habit of calling plaintiff "p diddy," years prior to Sean Combs' indictment on sex crimes charges, insufficient to establish hostile working environment). Citation is an art form.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

One of the attorneys in another department brought her daughter down the hall to meet me because she "didn't know boys could be attorneys."

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Beginning to think the White Lotus theme composer listened to the intro to Watermelon Man by Herbie Hancock a lot.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I usually tune out the people yelling and fighting down on the street below the office but this guy chanting "everything in America is broken! Stop going to work, it's bullshit!" for the last ten minutes is making some solid points.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

God gives her toughest ink stains to the shirts of her strongest soldiers.

Incredibly good looking man with self-inflicted blue ink stains on his pink shirt.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Me: I had a dream that I booked the wrong flight and they had no more delta one seats left. Then I wandered around the plane and ran into my HS prom date (platonic) and we started kissing. Lady Bear: YOU PUT ME IN COACH? And that's on being a few weeks away from 20 years or marriage.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

In case you were curious this woman I worked with 18 years ago just paid her kid's tutor, bought some Girl Scout cookies and doesn't know her Venmo is set to public.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Most of my humor is self-deprecating but this morning I punched down on the most irritating person in the office to his subordinate and it made her day. I regret nothing.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I am pretty sure that I did not actually walk 150k steps today Apple.

Screenshot of health app showing 150,984 steps walked

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Someone just referred to a 63-year old as a senior citizen and even though I'm still (barely) in my early 50s I found this quite disturbing.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Seeing this in person was wild as hell. (Derogatory)

Department of Justice with Trump banner dangling between its columns.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Donald "The Dove" Trump, FIFA Peace Prize recipient, and founder and Chairman for Life of the Board of Peace, initiated a first strike against Iran because of its nuclear weapons program that he destroyed completely last year.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

My brain is writing checks that my brain can't cash.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

If you ask your Ring Camera if it's a cop it is not allowed to spy on you.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Now that I am a manager I only review litigation tasks but told my team I wanted to personally respond to the latest e-mail from opposing counsel. Sir, you have now unleashed five years of pent up lawyer snark. Where's my thesaurus?

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Reflexively used the term “Chinese wall” recently. Immediately said “I am so sorry there’s probably a non-troglodyte way of saying that” - and then I had to explain two things.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

I feel like confusing a balloon with a drone and then shooting at it would get you drug tested at a warehouse job.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Even he couldn't stand to watch the TPUSA halftime show.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

In my head I keep pronouncing the TPUSA halftime show like King Julien talking about the foosa.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

FedEx just sent me a text notifying me that even though my package is delayed it will arrive by 1/29.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Five Classes I took in College: Modern Political Thought Human Sexuality Medieval History Criminological Research Methods Earth Science: Astronomy & Meteorology

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Administration is considering screening Melania in immigration detention centers to get people to self deport. Supreme Court will ultimately have to resolve a circuit split about whether this would constitute an 8th amendment violation.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Back at the spa for a massage and when I laid down she told me to "breathe in and clean my mind." No es posible señora.

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

On vacation and about to get a mani pedi at the spa, but butching it up by calling it a manual/pediual

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Just inserted the tip AND adjusted the strap.

Handsome man escaping a winter storm like Ted Cruz by going to Cancun

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

We told you we all needed weapons to defend ourselves against a future government that would shoot us in the streets. What we didn’t tell you is that we have helped bring you that government. by the NRA

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Bourbon Loving Teddy Bear @bourbonteddy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026