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@cbowers.bsky.social
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I have so much malice, none of it actual Don’t be a dumb asshole if you don’t want to be called a dumb asshole

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Ali Trotta @alwayscoffee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The kerning here is absolutely SENDING me
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shit
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is it possible that Klein's family was unaware of the famous company located in their town? Sure Do I think his family didn't own a Thomas Guide? lolno
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marshmallow was robbed
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Dana Houle @danahoule.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My reaction to this was “huh, doesn’t sound like Duckworth.” So I watched it. She’s talking about tariffs & funding USAID & farm bankruptcies & it’s obvious that the “save face” bit was acknowledging these things will change only if Trump agrees & you get him to do that by letting him think he won/1
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm getting tired of trying to apply for a job with companies who require me to give a link to my LinkedIn page, upload my resume, and then paste in my job history rewritten in iambic pentameter but only 37 characters at a time
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 23/09/2026
i think you can fairly say that the second trump administration is the most racist federal administration since woodrow wilson and honestly i'm not sure that it isn't more racist than wilson's
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Judge Kelly really is trying his best to avoid saying that this is all bullshit, but there's no real way to escape it
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She very much means ‘asians’
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Carpetbaggers were good, Harry is siding with the lost causers
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think the whole 'transplant' conversation is very NYC, and I'm definitely a life long best coast resident
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can’t believe people are still posting this meme when Obama signed the Iran deal, Biden withdrew from Afghanistan, and Trump started a war in Iran
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Respect to Neagely for just letting Damon Herriman play Dewey Crowe again
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Weirdest form of "debate me, bro"
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HUGE NEWS: A federal judge just permanently blocked Trump’s attempts to politicize food assistance. Oregon DOJ led this multistate lawsuit, which also protects food assistance for lawful permanent residents. #orpol #breakingnews
AG Rayfield permanently blocks Trump’s SNAP penaltiesToday, a federal judge permanently blocked the Trump administration from penalizing states, including Oregon, with steep fines tied to their administration of the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP). The judge also struck down the administration’s attempts to restrict food access for lawful permanent residents.“Since the beginning of Trump’s second term, we’ve all watched his administration play games with emergency food assistance,” said Attorney General Rayfield. “This is about parents’ ability to feed their kids, and partisan politics shouldn’t have any part in it. The court’s ruling means that Oregon will continue to effectively manage the SNAP program, and our vulnerable neighbors will get the food they need.”
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Talked with dad's attorney today, opted to actually be a little bit nice in the demand letter(and my name is being left out). Working on the strategy of exactly how to sequence the demand letter and restraining orders
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
law friends, I might need representation. Who wants in?
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dad joined me on a call to trespass his grand nephew. Restraining orders are in process. I get that other people have dealt with it a lot, but someone openly stating that they are going to murder me was a wild experience My dad saying he also wanted a restraining order was shocking
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate that I have to consider a GFM for all the restraining orders I'm looking at
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
very confused because I mostly see a lot of "what about .0000....0001%" hitler conversations
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fuck
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just talked to the realtor to let him know the WA family is absolutely not a welcome part of the deal anymore/should be avoided "I was about to call you today. Your cousin hasn't mowed the lawn in quite a while and has been meddling any time an agent is showing the home" MFer
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
PSA you should be blocking at least as many people as you follow
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 13/09/2026
Make a band, uh, edible: Pearl Jam
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Depeche à laMode
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Do I think it’s an actual threat? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Am I talking to lawyers in two states because I’m not sure what to make of an addict with a criminal record and a past of impulsive behavior saying he’s going to do something that will get him locked up for life? 🫡
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Getting really close to a tool that does all the tedious shit
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dad's grand nephew has decided he really wants to do a lot division/boundary line adjustment He's going to be unhappy when I tell him I want to split the costs for that(whereas we were covering everything for the easement), because lol I just got the estimate from a surveyor
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The worst part of the job search is the waiting
Thanks for checking in! I was able to connect with the team, but unfortunately, I don’t have an update to share just yet. They are still in the process of completing interviews, and I’m not sure exactly when I’ll have a final update.
I appreciate your patience in the meantime. Please feel free to keep me posted if anything changes on your end, and I’ll be sure to reach out as soon as I hear anything from the team.
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With full respect to those who have more direct connections, I think the national observation of 9/11 is something we probably need to move past at some point
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yep. Trying to figure out if it's illegal by backfilling an actual program for it is ridiculous - it's neither legal or illegal because it's incoherent nonsense
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I finally got some of the canned cheese and I hate to admit it's good
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Imagine waking up every day to find out that you're Dave Weigel
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Non Revenue Disco Train @nonrevtraindisco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is Emily Nussbaum trying to fucking rewrite history again. Fuck I'm so tired of the wingnut. Yes we saw it. Yes it was live. You're a fucking asshole Emily.
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Emily is quite mad that people take issue with being called liars. It’s just nasty to say that she’s bad for calling you a deceitful piece of shit
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Continuing dad saga got a WA lawyer to draft an easement because dad’s family fucked him when they sold him the property. Even though I’m paying all the fees I can’t get them to call back so we can schedule a signing About to tell dad that we are filing quiet title
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The paragraph on the back label is 🤔
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@wireheaded.bsky.social serious q - has a woman ever voluntarily touched you without payment?
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's very easy to find guys who have never once cared for a child Even if this dude is a father he has changed exactly zero diapers, and he has strong opinions about how shit a mother his wife is
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
God doesn't even have a paid Anthropic account
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
More people need to go answer questions so that I can find my *real* nemesis
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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101 questions of no consequence. Find the people on Bluesky you'd click with, and the one you should never share a car with.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a Berkeley High graduate, I can say with authority that there is no more Berkeley of a person than a climate scientist who is anti bike lane and pro parking.
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Peter is all in on "policy must serve boomer sensibilities"
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Berkeley mfs be like “yes I am a climate scientist but sorry my parking spots are more important than your bike lanes”
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everyone should be required to block at least two of the top 38
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 05/09/2026
This is doubly misleading. The bill is poorly written and is pretty clearly unconstitutional. There was a way to write it properly and MN leg refused. Second Elon didn't lose the case. He just didn't get a preliminary injunction. Elon's awful but Walz misleading people is bad
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dude thinks it’s everyone else’s fault that he is an easy mark
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CB @cbowers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Political scientist learns about PR, thinks he’s made some massive discovery
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Daily Rothko @dailyrothko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗞 𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗞𝗢 Untitled, 1967 Acrylic on paper, mounted on Masonite        29 7/8 x 22in. (75.9 x 55.9cm) Gift of The Mark Rothko Foundation Inc., 1985 © 1998 Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko/ Artists Rights Society (ARS) 𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚒𝚘
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