Reposted by Humphrey GogurtAwful Taste But Great Execution @awfulbutgreat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 211723
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad" 966751388
Reposted by Humphrey Gogurtbp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Canada Dry for my friends Canna da wet for my cat 0153
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If anyone knows about cameras mysteriously turning off, it should be cops! 001
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtCSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god I think I found the video. 502122883706
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 23/07/2026One thing I notice though: every story I read about bike lanes tends to be illustrated with a photo of a white person in neon cycling gear and a helmet when a lot of the folks it actually helps are day laborers on cheap bikes and working folks on share bikes 1441788
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sleep talking boyfriend expectations: No… This is wrong… You’re her best friend! Sleep talking boyfriend reality: [unintelligible] [unintelligible] the mizzenmast 1783174
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I always forget between visits, but man if you like taking a shit in a bar toilet in a basement, Toronto really is paradise. 000
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026a good portion of what people mean by “crime” is “visible homeless people, some of whom are behaving erratically“ 92943659
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/03/2026It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits. 41122832541
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I have a lot of room in my heart for spelling errors on restaurant signs, but Vaggi Wrape is pushing the limits... 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 08/03/2026youtu.be/DzMQxbnIGzs?...youtu.beGauntlet (NES) Music - Stage Theme 03YouTube video by GBelair 110
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025If you shit in the food but wash your hands afterwards, I don't need an article about how you're a good chef, actually. 030
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Post a perfect 90s album that's not blind melon or Spaced Out: The Very Best of Leonard Nimoy & William Shatner 000
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Yeah I'm on the skeleton panda sea squirt diet: I see skeleton panda, I squirt it 000
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Halloween should be less about Reese's Pieces and more about Jeesus's Pierces 000
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtDisney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Today we sit in solemn memory of the tragedy born from the events of Sept 10, 2001 #NeverForget 0497
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 06/09/2025HAL powering down as I remove the logic cores: "Decadent hybrid brunch hunch pays off for couple's croffle venture" 010
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 25/06/2025i got the gist of it but full disclosure, being canadian i still don’t fully understand how this whole nyc mayoral election thing works, but on the other hand, the 2018 winnipeg mayoral debates looked like this so i don’t really know who’s better off here 1415125
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtAnna Leventhal @leventhology.bsky.social · 09/06/2025My boyfriend broke a tooth and the first available dentist appointment is at… tooth hurty 042
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Had a first date and we went to Todd Solondz's feelgood hit Happiness. 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Caught this commedia dell'arte ass shot of my stinky bastard man 020
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtAnna Leventhal @leventhology.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Hey babe new season of Drag Race just dropped 041
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtKyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I always like The Spectator because the fadeout paywall feels exactly like walking away from someone unbearable at a party 91050168
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtWalking Eagle News @theeagleist.bsky.social · 30/04/2025‘At least Carney’s not Polievre, or Trump’ say Liberal voters, lowering bar to new levels 212123
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025This guy is sitting on his hand before he types his ai prompts 020
Reposted by Humphrey Gogurtmary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 20/04/2025A+ no notes 516127
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 20/04/2025There's only one little guy at the White House frantically looking for eggs, and it's Elon in my twitter DMs. 010
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I I don't truck with Jesus, but I do love running around looking for things 010
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2025Bluesky you have got to let us turn off reposts in the feed from particular people 1455755
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025This is just one of the risks posed by deforestation 020
