Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026But he moves eyes from side to side while looking down, that means he thinking! 010
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtAwful Taste But Great Execution @awfulbutgreat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 211723
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Try their other kinds of bread chips. I hear that Stacy's naan has got it going on. 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"The specific product affected by the recall is: "hodo CHILI CRISP LIGHTLY FRIED TOFU. NET WT 8oz., " 060
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026And a fluid oz of water weighs functionally 1 oz. The beer has an SG of maybe 1.008, so no real effect. 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026One tallboy is 16 oz, which is 1 pound of beer. It just means 40000 cans, give or take. 110
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtChris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 28/08/2026"Milo got arrested!" "That's good!" "By an unaccountable secret police force" "That's bad" "He supported them, though, so there's delicious irony at play." "That's good!" "But they came for him because fascist power has reached a point where petty infighting can lead to arrests" "That's bad" 966751388
Reposted by Humphrey Gogurtbp @bradpatterson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Canada Dry for my friends Canna da wet for my cat 0153
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Every time I see Nothin' play a show I think of the gameshow from UHF 010
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Speaking of shitpost, this photo covers the Bristol scale perfectly. 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026He seems like a huge asshole with a huge ego that will be humiliated, so that's nice. 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If anyone knows about cameras mysteriously turning off, it should be cops! 001
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtCSketch @csketch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god I think I found the video. 502122893706
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I will never forgive Bachman Hurner Overdrive. 010
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I genuinely thought this was Kids In the Hall for a minute 140
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I found a Nintendo Power Glove in the trash in my 20s and wore it as an accessory for as long as it lasted. 010
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 23/07/2026One thing I notice though: every story I read about bike lanes tends to be illustrated with a photo of a white person in neon cycling gear and a helmet when a lot of the folks it actually helps are day laborers on cheap bikes and working folks on share bikes 1441788
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The eyes of a man who has a lot to say very confidently and then chew his molars into a fine paste. 080
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Sleep talking boyfriend expectations: No… This is wrong… You’re her best friend! Sleep talking boyfriend reality: [unintelligible] [unintelligible] the mizzenmast 1783174
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I always forget between visits, but man if you like taking a shit in a bar toilet in a basement, Toronto really is paradise. 000
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They need to make like an oversized truck and Dodge RAM 030
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You can't feel it sitting on your couch? That's baffling! 110
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I remember hearing you had to do long lines to see his body after he died but I don't remember what the drug was 010
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 18/06/2026He should stop glorifying shoplifting and go back to singing "5 million ways to kill a CEO" 020
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Haha, missed that. It's an event that is seared into my memory 000
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Looks like our old mayor kicking a kid in the face 100
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Passé Composté would be a great green funeral parlour 0202
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 29/05/2026They give us paper straws so they can keep building pipelines 010
Humphrey Gogurt @sissyphus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The egg theory of the etymology is mostly agreed to be false, but the reigning theory is equally charming: it is from the idea that you are playing for rhe love of the game, not to win. I'm not losing, I'm just in it because I love tennis so dang much! www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...merriam-webster.comWhy 'Love' Means 'Nothing'It's just the beginning. Keep scoring points. 140
Reposted by Humphrey GogurtJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 25/05/2026a good portion of what people mean by “crime” is “visible homeless people, some of whom are behaving erratically“ 92943659
