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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan

@sirspiffyesq.bsky.social
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Engineer, storyteller, Planeswalker on a quest to learn and understand more about this mad world we live in. He/they. Trans rights are human rights.

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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Mr Smith, felonsayswhat” “I’m sorry could you repeat the question.” “I think you heard me very clearly the first time.”
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
let the gourd times roll
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Echoverse Jay has only one commander deck and it is an incredibly blinged-out bracket 4 deck that he plays no matter what everyone else at the table is playing. Probably GAAIV. He insists “it’s not that kind of GAAIV deck,” but it is.
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Droid Rampancy, A Drapetomania for a ‘More Civilized Age’: How an Artificial Underclass is Maintained”
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can’t remember if it was Ruby or Sapphire (I eventually ended up with both). I’d always liked video games, but my parents never let me own any until I got my GBA-SP and Pokemon was the first game I really made mine. First game I really have memories of is Sonic 3D Blast, though.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
A modern day Community episode would have Abed get addicted to talking to AI chatbot versions of his favorite characters until the people who run the website have to track him down to beg him to stop because he’s costing them too much money but he’d only stop when it gets a fact about his show wrong
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy saying: let’s just throw trans people under the bus

Panel 2: Red Guy replying: Whoa there. That could damage the bus.
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have just discovered that I now have significant beef with the Academy of Motion Pictures. The fuck do you mean Danny Elfman has never won an Oscar? Danny Elfman, the guy who scored MIB, Edward Scissorhands, and fucking Beetlejuice? Not even a best song nomination for Nightmare Before Christmas???
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Lady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
This really is too good to not share.
The meme format is “every transition timeline ever”.

On the left it says 2003 and has the original art for solemn simulacrum below it and below that it says “saddest robot alive”.

On the right it says 2026, has the new art for a card just spoiled named simulacrum shaper (which is a functional reprint of solemn simulacrum in green for 1GG), and under that it says “most beautiful druid you’ve ever met”

I did not create this, I saw a link to the x account @swannoise. Not sure if they made it either.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why don't the dems just support trans rights and vote-shame the centrists? they'll probably change their minds more easily
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we need more bats on here
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
RT with your home river We got the might Mississippi. Hard to beat that one.
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yeah, not sure how well “raised in Midwest suburbia, went to four years of school in Florida, and regularly communicates with New Englanders” coheres into a single dialect so I’m not surprised this isn’t super accurate for me.
Personal dialect map showing preference twoards Nebraska, California and Southern Florida. Generated from https://mydialect.us
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026
Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/
Hieronymus Bosch's 'The Conjuror,' a painting depicting a medieval con artist playing a shell game for an audience of astonished peasant rubes. The image has been altered: the conman now has Jeff Bezos's grinning head, and the mouths of all the peasants have been replaced with inverted Amazon 'Smile' logos, so they are now frowning.

Image:
Steve Jurvestson (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Jeff_Bezos%27_iconic_laugh_crop.jpg

CC BY 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice: Ludo Ghost Fall Out Boy Weird Al Clownvis
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Coyote vs ACME is out this weekend and you should go see it. For no other reason than to say Fuck You to David Zaslav. It’s also supposed to be pretty good.
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Katt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yesterday gutted me, because while I wasn’t a huge fan of Dolly’s work she was one of the few genuinely good people out there. Today, fuck man, what can I say. I can’t tell you what I first saw Tim Curry in, because it was definitely before I started forming permanent memories. RIP to the GoATs.
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Carol Cao @carolcao.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wip
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t think a good definition of “viewpoint diversity” is “you must lower your standards specifically for anti-science, anti-truth, bigots, and fascists — a healthy intellectual community needs those voices and they can’t clear the bar otherwise.”
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. Wow the gif board really does not like KotOR2 characters, couldn’t find my main man Bao-Dur or T3-M4 the greatest droid to ever exist.
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Darth Revan
Alt: Darth Revan
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Jake The Dog: Sucking is the First Step to Good
Alt: Jake The Dog: Sucking at something is the First Step to being sort of good at something
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/08/2026
Chiitan loves and respects transgender people🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Lately, even saying this will get you criticized and slandered In today’s world the crackdown has grown even stricter, and it wants to divide everyone into just male and female But a world where they can live peacefully as themselves matters more🤍🌈
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Micah @rincewind.run · 16/08/2026
"we welcome anyone who recognizes the danger Trump and his extremist MAGA agenda pose to hard-working Americans who can no longer afford basic goods because of his immoral and unnecessary war..." come on man, 'take the question and pivot to an attack' is not that hard
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
I don't understand Kingdom Hearts but I love it when there's news about it because my friends who do know about Kingdom Hearts sound completely insane
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Sometimes this lesson is hard to follow. It’s hard not to give into the pettiness. But it’s also important not to do so.
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Whoever it was who uploaded this gif and added that as the default Alt Text: I see you and I appreciate you. This is one of the cleverest things I have ever seen.
A screenshot of a gif of the South Park Goth Kids dancing, with the default Descriptive Alt Text of “South Park Emo Kids Dance”
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Gonna do the goth shuffle for #Footloose3000
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South Park Emo Kids Dance
Alt: South Park Goth Kids Dance
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Do you have any idea how much that STINGS?!?!”
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/08/2026
The Ghost of Yōtei expansion reportedly includes a new roguelike mode where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. paletteswap.site/dif...
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TechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If luke and Leia were identical instead of fraternal twins luke would absolutely have to be a trans man the question becomes if both Twins had to be played by one actor who would be hotter femme Mark Hamill or masc Carrie Fisher?
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026
Star Wars characters (original trilogy) and where I think they would stand on trans issues, a thread
a bunch of star wars characters in lego form
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ToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
20 years ago today, ‘Metalocalypse’ premiered on Adult Swim.
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 09/08/2026
It's wild that we're watching in real time the president of the United States shitting himself and slowly dying because he insists on being the center of attention
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 09/08/2026
Trans Rights are Human Rights and you can get fucked if you don't agree
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026
if the moderate wing of the Dem party would spend even half of the energy they are spending fighting the DSA on fighting Trump they wouldn't be losing so many primaries to the DSA
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Matthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 03/08/2026
The message "they want to inspect your daughter's genitals" would be astoundingly effective. Which is also why conservative Democrats who want to cave won't say it. In general, they would rather lose and be comfortable than win and have to push hard.
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Trans rights are human rights. There is nothing complex about it. There is nothing nuanced about it. There is nothing to debate. Either you support humans having rights, or you don't.
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wonder if I’ll get a liter o cola #supertroopers3
Supertroopers3 tag
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? Fuck man, how am I supposed to choose between, Easy A, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and Megamind?
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I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine - Emma Stone
Alt: Emma stone singing “I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine” as it plays from a birthday card in the movie Easy A
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DeepBlueInk @deepblueink.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
💙DEEP SPACE DISCOUNTS SEASON 2🧡 Episode Six is out on YouTube July 24th!
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough
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Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I don’t know what it says about me, but looking at the Marvel spoilers the cards I’m most excited for are not the big splashy legends, but the solid little role fillers. “Whenever your commander enters, you become the monarch,” is by far the most exciting line of text I’ve seen on a card.
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