Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“Mr Smith, felonsayswhat” “I’m sorry could you repeat the question.” “I think you heard me very clearly the first time.” 000
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanOregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025let the gourd times roll 7765702181
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Echoverse Jay has only one commander deck and it is an incredibly blinged-out bracket 4 deck that he plays no matter what everyone else at the table is playing. Probably GAAIV. He insists “it’s not that kind of GAAIV deck,” but it is. 010
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanGLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes. 239162315752
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“Droid Rampancy, A Drapetomania for a ‘More Civilized Age’: How an Artificial Underclass is Maintained” 020
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I can’t remember if it was Ruby or Sapphire (I eventually ended up with both). I’d always liked video games, but my parents never let me own any until I got my GBA-SP and Pokemon was the first game I really made mine. First game I really have memories of is Sonic 3D Blast, though. 000
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanLady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026A modern day Community episode would have Abed get addicted to talking to AI chatbot versions of his favorite characters until the people who run the website have to track him down to beg him to stop because he’s costing them too much money but he’d only stop when it gets a fact about his show wrong 14906113
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the Abzan🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026I just honestly can't get over that Save Women Sports, an anti-trans group could only find five trans athletes competing K through 12. Five. The NCAA president testified a year and a half ago or so that there were less than 10 college level trans athletes. What the fuck are we doing, people 16886312303
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have just discovered that I now have significant beef with the Academy of Motion Pictures. The fuck do you mean Danny Elfman has never won an Oscar? Danny Elfman, the guy who scored MIB, Edward Scissorhands, and fucking Beetlejuice? Not even a best song nomination for Nightmare Before Christmas??? 000
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanLady Jessica @ladyjessica.northsky.social · 15/09/2026This really is too good to not share. 816432
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the Abzanjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026why don't the dems just support trans rights and vote-shame the centrists? they'll probably change their minds more easily 462619289
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the Abzanworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we need more bats on here 14392912499
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 09/09/2026RT with your home river We got the might Mississippi. Hard to beat that one. 010
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Yeah, not sure how well “raised in Midwest suburbia, went to four years of school in Florida, and regularly communicates with New Englanders” coheres into a single dialect so I’m not surprised this isn’t super accurate for me. 010
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 04/09/2026Amazon's own balance sheet presents the most compelling evidence that we are stuck in the Enshittocene, the era in which everything is turning into a pile of shit, because the worst ideas of the worst people now make the most money. 1/ 211545655
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Introduce yourself with five artists you’ve seen at least twice: Ludo Ghost Fall Out Boy Weird Al Clownvis 120
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanEskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026 35136504955
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Coyote vs ACME is out this weekend and you should go see it. For no other reason than to say Fuck You to David Zaslav. It’s also supposed to be pretty good. 010
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanKatt @sarcastickatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We gotta get gaudier for Dolly, and weirder for Tim. 523051106
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 289217003498
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Yesterday gutted me, because while I wasn’t a huge fan of Dolly’s work she was one of the few genuinely good people out there. Today, fuck man, what can I say. I can’t tell you what I first saw Tim Curry in, because it was definitely before I started forming permanent memories. RIP to the GoATs. 110
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve. 533234662
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I don’t think a good definition of “viewpoint diversity” is “you must lower your standards specifically for anti-science, anti-truth, bigots, and fascists — a healthy intellectual community needs those voices and they can’t clear the bar otherwise.” 16773142
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026If you see this, you’re legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character. Wow the gif board really does not like KotOR2 characters, couldn’t find my main man Bao-Dur or T3-M4 the greatest droid to ever exist.static.klipy.comDarth RevanAlt: Darth Revan 000
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What’s your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.static.klipy.comJake The Dog: Sucking is the First Step to GoodAlt: Jake The Dog: Sucking at something is the First Step to being sort of good at something 020
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/08/2026Chiitan loves and respects transgender people🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Lately, even saying this will get you criticized and slandered In today’s world the crackdown has grown even stricter, and it wants to divide everyone into just male and female But a world where they can live peacefully as themselves matters more🤍🌈 10665881500
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanMicah @rincewind.run · 16/08/2026"we welcome anyone who recognizes the danger Trump and his extremist MAGA agenda pose to hard-working Americans who can no longer afford basic goods because of his immoral and unnecessary war..." come on man, 'take the question and pivot to an attack' is not that hard 452224329
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026I don't understand Kingdom Hearts but I love it when there's news about it because my friends who do know about Kingdom Hearts sound completely insane 241203168
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sometimes this lesson is hard to follow. It’s hard not to give into the pettiness. But it’s also important not to do so. 000
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Whoever it was who uploaded this gif and added that as the default Alt Text: I see you and I appreciate you. This is one of the cleverest things I have ever seen. 010
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Gonna do the goth shuffle for #Footloose3000static.klipy.comSouth Park Emo Kids DanceAlt: South Park Goth Kids Dance 000
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Do you have any idea how much that STINGS?!?!” 010
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanPalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 12/08/2026The Ghost of Yōtei expansion reportedly includes a new roguelike mode where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. paletteswap.site/dif... 326460
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanTechnicallyOwen @technicallyowen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If luke and Leia were identical instead of fraternal twins luke would absolutely have to be a trans man the question becomes if both Twins had to be played by one actor who would be hotter femme Mark Hamill or masc Carrie Fisher? 1153
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanInspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026 64174476699
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanChef Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/08/2026Star Wars characters (original trilogy) and where I think they would stand on trans issues, a thread 10455137
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanToonHive @toonhive.bsky.social · 06/08/202620 years ago today, ‘Metalocalypse’ premiered on Adult Swim. 1127160
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the Abzanendeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 09/08/2026It's wild that we're watching in real time the president of the United States shitting himself and slowly dying because he insists on being the center of attention 1553
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanOld Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 09/08/2026Trans Rights are Human Rights and you can get fucked if you don't agree 113132
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanMicah @rincewind.run · 06/08/2026if the moderate wing of the Dem party would spend even half of the energy they are spending fighting the DSA on fighting Trump they wouldn't be losing so many primaries to the DSA 442869603
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanMatthew Sheffield @matthew.flux.community · 03/08/2026The message "they want to inspect your daughter's genitals" would be astoundingly effective. Which is also why conservative Democrats who want to cave won't say it. In general, they would rather lose and be comfortable than win and have to push hard. 534394
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanMichelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Trans rights are human rights. There is nothing complex about it. There is nothing nuanced about it. There is nothing to debate. Either you support humans having rights, or you don't. 117462
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Wonder if I’ll get a liter o cola #supertroopers3 110
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18? Fuck man, how am I supposed to choose between, Easy A, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and Megamind?static.klipy.comI Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine - Emma StoneAlt: Emma stone singing “I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine” as it plays from a birthday card in the movie Easy A 000
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanDeepBlueInk @deepblueink.bsky.social · 10/07/2026💙DEEP SPACE DISCOUNTS SEASON 2🧡 Episode Six is out on YouTube July 24th! 1027892
Reposted by Sir Spiffy of the AbzanJared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough 293441563
Sir Spiffy of the Abzan @sirspiffyesq.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I don’t know what it says about me, but looking at the Marvel spoilers the cards I’m most excited for are not the big splashy legends, but the solid little role fillers. “Whenever your commander enters, you become the monarch,” is by far the most exciting line of text I’ve seen on a card. 010