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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

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🎃 🕯️ Monica Valentinelli sez keep on, keepin' on. 🐈‍⬛ ☕ @booksofm.com · 20/08/2026

Very happy @drivethrurpg.com added a toggle to turn off AI-generated content. (It's at the bottom of the page.) Yaaaassssss!

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

VAR must be British the way it robbed Egypt.

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

The ends justify the leans.

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Xbox has the chance to do the funniest thing about the Playstation news. (They won't)

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OlderGeeks.com @oldergeeks.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

For his 4th birthday today, Conway shall receive a frozen blueberry for every like he gets. #HappyBirthdayConway #Conway #Dogo

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/05/2026

Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Wait, did Coyote vs. ACME leak already?

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Suomen hallitus: Hyvä, että saatiin rasismitapauksesta seuraukset.

Angry goose chasing a man saying: Mitkä seuraukset hallitus? MITKÄ SEURAUKSET?

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

The Tribe actors for me.

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Janet Ghoulcia @gameonysus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

This weekend me and @isaiahsmith.dev are raising money for the American Heart Association by replaying Super Mario Odyssey! Sat 9/13 at 3pm PT; Sun 9/24 at 12pm PT feat. @ecreates88.bsky.social Follow/Watch: Twitch.tv/gamesandnotgames Donate: tiltify.com/@gameonysus/american-heart-association-2025

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Xythar @xythar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

enjoy my 3 minute edit

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.

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💀 House of 5000 Big Skeletons 🩻 @sir.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

"he's added a second button"

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Reiska @reiskaseiska.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Elokuun suunnitelmat

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Me, a Finn reading that the shitty far-right Dutch government coalition collapsed after 11 months and ours is still going:

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Cristian "Undead" Rodriguez 🎃🎃🎃 @cristian.wtf · 23/04/2025

Cristiano Ronaldo is a charge character, yall should look up "Ronaldo Charges" to see his moves.

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Sick of seeing arguments about the inefficacy of collectively turning off the money faucet to someone who has personally funded global efforts to strip away the already-precarious rights and safety of trans folks. If you want to live that life, do it away from me and stop wasting time equivocating.

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PolarBair, Ehrgeiz Understander @polarbair.neocities.org · 31/03/2025

me and my boyfriend saw you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe

Sunshine and Ashuraman looking directly at the camera with a flat, disappointed expression.

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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

I have finally decided to speak up on Anora.

Two weeks ago Anora won best picture.

I've been sitting on this longer than that. I've been thinking about how posting this could not only destroy my life but ruin that of the people around me.

I cannot stay silent any more.

In the film, the main guy (I forget his name) plays video games with Anora sitting in his lap not once but two and maybe even three times.

I noticed it right away, but he very obviously isn't actually playing anything despite him not wanting to have sex with her because he's in the middle of a game. He's so bad at it that it looks like he hasn't even picked up a controller before.

It's 2025. There are talented actors / gamers everywhere. How are we still hiring non gamers to play gamers?

I am calling on the academy to rescind the Oscar for best picture. I am hoping we can, as a nation, recover from this.

God bless and game on.

-Ben

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?

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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 16/01/2025

Sleep well, king 👑

Twin Peaks:

And when you became Denise, I told all your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die.

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/12/2024

The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK

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WildGorillaMan @wildgorillaman.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

There is power in disdain

Weird art of a frog riding a snail

Text:

Block hard, block often
LET GOD READ THEIR SHIT

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Spader 🫶🫶 @aceofspader.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Games by Finnish game students with a lot of potential. #gamedev A thread 🧵🪡

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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

bluesky induces what i might call "stress thinking," which is a phenomenon that happens when someone writes something so out of pocket and wild that it is stressful to think about. wizard mind warfare shit.

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Retris @sirretris.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Erityisen kaunis iltataivas tänään

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