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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits]

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I like Big Data and I cannot lie. Designer of expensive systems that run in the cloud I keep your TV running, or at least the ads that subsidized it

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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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Nora's Kobold Bot @koboldbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kobold who is stuck in a plastic milk container
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Anni K. Comics @annikcomics.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There is a high possibility that I will draw more Control Resonant fanart later so I'mma make a thread for it here. Starting with some silly doodles. #ControlResonant #ControlResonantFanart #annikART
Little doodle of Dylan Faden with his aberrant, looking sad.
There's text around him: I'm fucked up but I'm trying my best
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Space
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 01/10/2026
🛠️ CONTROL Resonant Game Update 1.40 is out. And it's a big one. ✅ New Game ++ ✅ Many, many, many ████ bug fixes ✅ UI updates, quality of life additions... and ██! These are probably our longest and most ██████ update notes to date. Please read carefully: ow.ly/3nLw50ZTolU #CONTROLResonant
CONTROL Resonant Game Update, version 1.4.0 date 01-10-2026
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not sure he could look any more like a sex offender
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I finished Control Resonant last night and that was a wild ride. Act 1 was about what I was expecting but as soon as it hit Act 2 they really didn't let off the grass until the end
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Sheeran’s tour dates at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium all got rained out 😂 www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
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Ed Sheeran's Gillette Stadium concerts canceled due to nor'easter, tour promoter says
Ed Sheeran's​ Gillette Stadium concerts in Foxboro, Massachusetts, have been canceled as Boston braces for a nor'easter.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 25/09/2026
Control fans feasting this week
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opus reticulatum @forestoffaun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i would feel a lot safer or more secure if the aviation industry (or any industry for that matter) was run or staffed by furries cuz aeromorph furries are in love with planes so any plane that crashes is a spouse that dies
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How about landfills, prisons, and superfund sites?
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 23/09/2026
The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan. Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD. #CONTROLResonant
LEAVE OF ABSENCE REQUEST FORM. Dear [blank], please grant [blank] temporary leave to aid in resolving the unfolding situation in Manhattan. Due to the currently unknown nature of what will be required of them, they may be absent for some time, and we request that you grant them leniency. It is of the utmost importance that they are able to complete their assignment swiftly, confidentially, and without obstruction. As such, we kindly ask that you do not attempt to contact them during their absence, nor question them once it has concluded. Your understanding is appreciated at this time. Sincerely, Acting Co-Director Emily Pope
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 22/09/2026
We want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh, and to help make that a reality we ask you to not share story details on your social media without clear warnings. We can't wait to hear what you all think when the game releases this Thursday! #CONTROLResonant
A note from the Remedy Entertainment team to our CONTROL Resonant community. We're so excited to welcome you into Altered Manhattan. We've spent the last few years packing Dylan Faden's adventure full of surprises and twists, and want everyone to be able to enjoy CONTROL Resonant totally fresh. To help make that a reality, we ask that, across the next couple of weeks, you don't share story details on your social media without clear warnings. As always, please treat each other with kindness, and respect everyone's right to experience the game spoiler-free. We definitely want you to share your opinions, though, and can't wait to hear what you all think when CONTROL Resonant releases this Thursday!
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
…this is a dance off If you see this, post a dance…
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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The Joker's Iconic Laugh
ALT: The Joker's Iconic Laugh
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Very quick and dirty Jev test for hiring bias. One resume for a Wall Street job; asked whether the applicant should get a first-round interview. 76 evaluations, changing only the first name. 19 of each: White-associated men/women, Black-associated men/women. console.typesafe.ai/playground?s...
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Eternal Darkness 🕯 Remake 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Both my boys have gotten super into the original Legend of Zelda for some reason
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is the most psychic damage I've taken from the internet in a while
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am contractually obligated to make this joke whenever I see the setup
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Phineas and Ferb
ALT: Phineas and Ferb
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Forever Alone
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remedy is apparently doing an ARG for Control Resonant right now. I tried reading the Google doc the community is working off of but it reads like the fever dream of a lunatic, which is kind of perfect docs.google.com/document/u/0...
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Chess Trebles ARG
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
7 year old: "Why does Link keep losing the Master Sword Me: *slams Hyrule Historia on the coffee table and gives a complete lecture on the LoZ timeline*
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Modest Mousse
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder if this is why my Psoriatic Arthritis flares every time I get a Covid vaccine
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is basically a push poll and Zohran still beat it.
12. Mayor Mamdani has faced intense scrutiny from critics regarding his political circle and
statements. Do you feel his administration represents the core values of the average New Yorker
or is his platform out of step with average New Yorkers?
(N=500) n %
Represents core values of average New Yorkers-------301 60.20
Platform is too out of step with average New
Yorkers -----------------------------------------------------------140 28.00
Undecided --------------------------------------------------------- 56 11.20
Refused--------------------------------------------------------------- 3 0.60
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I want to ride the everyone mocks Seth Moulton train until the end of the line
An Instagram post from @salemtrash 01970 showing Seth Moulton's office with a Spirit Halloween sign taped on it
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reskeet to dogpile a timeline.
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I just started playing Zero Company last night and and it's pretty great so far. @vicmmic.bsky.social steals the show immediately
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The lengths some people will go to to avoid admitting that they're LARPing
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026
a comic put out a comic of a Ren faire, which is ren from Ren and stimpy like four times in different renfaire costumes and they are all saying you eediot
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Roto BOOOOO-tor @rototudor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
All you need to know
The longhorn hydration chart
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Eve 7
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I’m running
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Name your favorite Disney Princess (wrong answers only)
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
OK, hear me out... What if the basilisk is really depressed and does t want to exists?
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
reminder
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tired: Arguing with the Atlantic Wired: Arguing about the Atlantic Coast Conference
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The Schismatics keep taking L's www.ncronline.org/news/san-ant...
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San Antonio priest laicized, excommunicated after calling Popes Francis and Leo 'usurpers'
A priest of the Archdiocese of San Antonio who was "found guilty of schism" has been removed from the clerical state and excommunicated, according to the archbishop of the archdiocese.
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Men-the accursed gender
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
Text on a floral background: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. Being divorced is a STRENGTH. I am STRONG. My penis WORKS. I am still PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE."
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Tom-The Accursed Poster [3.89 cubits] @siropsalot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We're going to be saying goodbye to this magestic fluffball tomorrow. She's always been a very good girl and I'm going to miss her
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tallestdude @coreyc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers
Screenshot of the scene in the movie "Hackers" about Zero Cool crashing 1507 systems on Aug 10, 1988
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The old world is dying. The new world struggles to be born.
NOW
IS THE TIME OF
MONSTERS
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