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Alexander B

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we were ghosts even then (he/him)

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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 22h
hell
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
god the sorrow
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
he’s simply too good. he’s picking the stray feathers out of the air like the drunk himbo he’s meant to be
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
watching Street Car Named Desire b/c i’ve only ever read it. experiencing young Marlon Brando for the first time. a lot of stuff makes more sense now
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thumbsnail @thumbsnail.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
made the sound of a rabid dog just now
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
some people like when their football team plays close games against other talented teams. i am not that people.
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fun Allowed robot + sign w/ thumbs up
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
when i was getting one of my last tattoos, the artist went to shave my arm then went “oh i guess there’s like no hair here” and i wanted to take the needles and put them in my brain.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[Vintage VHS] Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Oldies 2 : 53s
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
recently started doing the voice recording via text thing. and remembered i have a lisp. great stuff
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wasn’t there a story about a woman who moved to a rural southern community and brought antipasto to a party, and they acted like she told them to recite the shahadah
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bandsintown notification for Brand New show in Anaheima skeptical and solemn columbo
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
try to type honestly, hit m instead of n, phone thinks i wanna write homestuck. its been 15 years, Jack………..
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
emo nerds will bring up Rites of Spring but not enough also bring up The Cars in the same breath. the impact of power pop cannot be overstated…….
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Legends of the Fall is room-temp Americana with the complexity of a cereal box maze. Have a good night.
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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just my opinion but you gotta be in a good movie before you can start talking like this
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s fun to become the keeper of the scrolls. we are the legacy of all the stupid bullshit we endure. one way or another i’ll have to explain Homestuck to my child, and emo music and a bunch of other surreal specters of the past, so i may as well practice on The Youth that study music w/ my squad
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
exactly what you’re thinking of. me at a party telling some young nonbinary emo all about the production of Your Favorite Weapon and Tell All Your Friends. “and then 9/11 happened, and you know what happened next— all together class” “skylines and turnstiles……..”
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
explaining the Long Island soap opera to someone 7 years younger than me w/ a manic fire in my eyes
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2023
the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you ever do your skincare routine and get mad it works. cause now you have to do it forever
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a lot of unfamous but working comics have been able to eke out a living in large part due to royalty checks from siriusxm's raw dog comedy channel. six months ago, sebastian maniscalco bought it and the channel now heavily features already famous comics, and the checks for smaller acts have dried up
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Siriusxm — Stand Up For Stand Up
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i sincerely regret my decisions with the beef tube
A giant hunk of frozen ground beef defrosting in a bowl
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at around the 1:13, just as they were trying to end the podcast, i mentioned this video which made me laugh again when i watched it for the 100th time www.tiktok.com/@tschalk10/v...
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The ORIGINAL Skull Boy Sketch! check more on my Twitter @ TomStheVoice #skeleton #frontpage
TikTok video by Tom Schalk
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
48. @jeremykaplowitz.com and @tvsalexptak.bsky.social (and clare who isn't on here afaict) put me through my paces on @quorators.bsky.social. it's all legal advice to my clients.
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
get the baggiest jeans possible. denim harem pants
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
need more jeans. jeans will fix my problems
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
rip Charles Bukowski, you would have loved the band Crippling Alcoholism
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it’s fun that all of the core id guys are now normal charming dorky dad types (Romero, Hall, Adrian Carmack) or ontologically evil freaks (John Carmack, Sandy) with American McGee, an ardent libertarian that now lives on a boat and makes plushies, somehow straddling the line.
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
long story short but my marriage is over and now i live an hour away from everyone i know 🙃
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if anybody has Discord and wants to endure my ravings, pls add me @ drowsicle
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
can i get a HELL yeah big dog
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
not pictured is a Drive Like Jehu shirt b/c the Swami
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
made an aggressive series of tank top purchases
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Hey what soap you like” “F-fresh scent.” “FRESH SCENT? FUCK THAT! CLEAN LEMON!!”
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hey listen. Show Me Love? By Robin S? beautiful piece of music…
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
only things in my freezer are ice cream and the beef tube
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 02/10/2026
The kicker is *chef's kiss*
“You think we’re getting a little too close to Meta?” [John Georges, co-owner of Georges Media Group, the state’s largest media organization and parent company of the state’s largest newspaper, The Times-Picayune | The New Orleans Advocate], asked. “I’m not afraid of the sun. You know — Icarus? I’ll get as close to the sun as I can.”
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lot of things are stuck in me forever but few w/ as much staying power as *yoda voice* Can’t Help Being A Gemini
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll Get By Promo A&E 1989-11-09 : 2s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 2 seconds.
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
trying to explain Oakland to someone from the UK: imagine if Ireland was a city
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when you realize WORRY by Jeff Rosenstock is 10 years old now. i want off mr bones wild ride
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Alexander B @sinistralg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fun fact: i hate the band KISS but Black Diamond is one of my favorite songs of all time. genuinely baffling that’s their song
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