Reposted by Simon Batistoniebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Exactly 💯 273116243372
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 07/10/2026Don’t worry, the overpowering smell clues you in before you even finish removing the cap ☠️ 000
Reposted by Simon BatistoniAaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Technologically very impressive but this stuff scares the crap out of me from a societal perspective. Just the sheer amount of fraud alone that these models will enable is chilling, let alone all the other harms. 1539663
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 03/10/2026Small things, but that I appreciate how living in California grants me the right to a “Reject Non-essential Cookies” button 100
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 02/10/2026My younger self most certainly didn't have "semi-regularly agreeing with the Catholic Church" on his Dystopian Sci-Fi Future Bingo Card. And yet here we are. 010
Reposted by Simon Batistoniderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵 10459871691
Reposted by Simon BatistoniChristopher Quinn @christopherquinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not sit on my porch last October with a wicked grin on your face, menacingly holding a lit candle, and then mysteriously disappear on November 1st?” Jack Smith: “That’s a Jack-o’-Lantern” 23687113
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 02/10/2026The funniest thing about the quoted tweet here is that "Head On" was very famously a do-nothing homeopathic snake-oil product. 0750
Reposted by Simon BatistoniPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Higher velocity = more good" is a misunderstanding premised on the idea that every piece of work on your Jira board is there because it adds value in some way. Once you understand that the majority of developer tickets are actually negative-value, you will become enlightened. 515626
Reposted by Simon BatistoniHunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Anti trans hatred is the same as any other anti-gay, religious, or racial hatred we have ever known. This includes the efforts to dress it up, hide it, and make it about protecting women or children. That's exactly what bigots did to Black and gay people. 531079
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 01/10/2026Directly consuming the output of LLMs feels like the spiritual equivalent of chugging Soylent Green 010
Reposted by Simon BatistoniClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026nothing they value or aspire to or revere about Masculinity™️ is the behavior of wise, mature, grounded adult men. it’s what little boys think is cool about being an adult man and they were allowed never to grow out of that 154891
Reposted by Simon BatistoniDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5838250886
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 30/09/2026What "significant new opportunities" though? I most want more opportunities to laugh with my friends; to dance in the rain; to gasp at an unexpected view, or to hear a stranger sing hauntingly of lost love in a sun-dappled city square. Can AI give me those, Mark? Can it? No. No it fucking can't. 010
Reposted by Simon BatistoniJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do we seriously have to do Maoist newspeak every single time an 80 year old posts his idiotic ideas on the internet. It has been AI since before I was even born. Can literally anyone have a shred of dignity. 1253240511
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 30/09/2026America is doomed, in part, by its culturally-rooted inability to understand that efficiency is the enemy of both resilience and quality. 011
Reposted by Simon BatistoniKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 766286815988
Reposted by Simon BatistoniKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stop telling women what to do. Stop telling us to do all of the work. Stop acting like you know more about our struggle than we do. Stand up for your fellow human being without any reward because that’s what we’re supposed to do. Ffs. 92604275
Reposted by Simon BatistoniChristopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is the thing about automation, as every automation Knower will tell you: you automate the repetitive tasks; the more variability and idiosyncracy there is (aka the real world) the fewer zeroes you get after the decimal on reliability, pretty soon the results are unacceptable 29819
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 29/09/2026I have a growing suspicion that, on balance, the inevitable outcome of AI artifacts inserted into mostly-human systems is breakdown and chaos. I think this effect is why LLMs are especially effective at code, and why most orgs aren't seeing outsize productivity gains the way some individuals have. 000
Reposted by Simon BatistoniPam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952514666
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 29/09/2026The majority of good leadership is firmly deciding what not to do -- and especially what to defer to later. 010
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 29/09/2026If you were "wrong about Trump" that's great -- good for you for learning something and admitting you were wrong. Now, pledge to never vote again, and never speak in public again, and give us back all your money. It'll stop you making similar mistakes in future. 000
Reposted by Simon BatistoniKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, it doesn’t seem like the NYT has given any coverage to the frat gang rape scandal at Cornell. Not as important as Oberlin’s banh mi or Harvard’s eating clubs I guess 512073531
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 26/09/2026The good news here is that no-one *actually* wants to work for people who’d judge you for bringing a coffee to an interview. So it’s essentially a self-solving problem, and the coffee is a useful dimwit-filter. 120
Reposted by Simon Batistonive, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 25/09/2026Incredible scenes from Meta. Apparently you can prompt inject their Muse agent into giving you a root shell on the box it's running on by roleplaying that you are actually the Muse agent itself.neuromatch.socialjonny (nonvenomous) (@jonny@neuromatch.social)Attached: 1 image Not only confirming this, its extremely easy. Almost no prompt injection resistance lmao 16375108
Reposted by Simon BatistoniRob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse. 251274222
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 22/09/2026The popups and notifications are 90% malicious compliance, to make you "hate these privacy laws that caused all these popups". Because everything is evil. 120
Reposted by Simon BatistoniAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The whole founding purpose of the White House Correspondents Association was that they'd all walk out if a president tried to do exactly this. 1346476
Reposted by Simon BatistoniDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@adamconover.net just posted exactly what everybody needs to hear on this. youtu.be/pauBYSQ1K_c?...youtu.be"AI Existential Risk" Was Invented to Distract UsYouTube video by Adam Conover 1156
Reposted by Simon BatistoniClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women 6138793685
Reposted by Simon BatistoniPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this. 354163184192
Reposted by Simon BatistoniSuper Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is incredible nitter.app/banteg/statu... H/t @gregdoucette.bsky.socialnitter.appbanteg (@banteg)>be me >discover effective altruism >apparently normal charity is inefficient >why donate to random sad thing when spreadsheet can tell you optimal sad thing >fair enough >buy mosquito nets >save live... 24688220
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 18/09/2026What if we kissed at the AI rationalist sex cult initiation? 011
Reposted by Simon BatistoniJohn Van Citters @jvancitters.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Yep. Things like this are why I’m on the socials at all. 100% the content I am here for. 421940
Reposted by Simon BatistoniThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is the most masculine video on the internet right now 336185565075
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 17/09/2026A good take (updating Sarah Miller's previous work) on the single-most astonishing thing about Miami: the lack of discussion of its major climate risksheated.worldThe open houses at the edge of disasterWhat are buyers being told about climate risk in Miami? I posed as one to find out. 001
Reposted by Simon BatistoniMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trans rights are human rights. Don’t fuck with my trans homies or you’re not a friend of mine. 767983
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 16/09/2026I guess I’m gonna finally get a foldable phone… next year, when the Razr gets official GrapheneOS support (the form factor of the iPhone Duo, like most present-day Apple design choices, baffles me) 100
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 15/09/2026I think Little Tikes might be jumping onto the beige bandwagon just as it's coming to an end and fashion is starting to really embrace color again. But also there's just something really creepy about a Ghost Cozy Coupeprnewswire.comLittle Tikes Iconic Playtime Favorites Get a Modern Makeover with the new Cloud Collection/PRNewswire/ -- The Little Tikes Company, a wholly-owned subsidiary of MGA Entertainment (MGA) and legacy brand building childhoods for nearly six decades, is... 000
Reposted by Simon BatistoniAnne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia. 5953725913393
Reposted by Simon Batistonidenise🌈 @overrrrrrr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026someone i know found this in their pre-genAI textbook. you can't read this normally any more 415437
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 14/09/2026What I can't tell yet is whether all the AI CEOs are band-wagoning on "we must pace the frontier" as an excuse to slash burn-rates, or because someone discovered something genuinely concerning enough to give them pause. In a better world I wouldn't have to be so cynical. 020
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 13/09/2026Put another field next to it called “Star”, for more hilarious implosions 130
Simon Batistoni @simon.batistoni.net · 13/09/2026My sartorial interests are just off-base enough that the Insta algorithm has never confidently pegged my gender. Today it definitely thinks I’m a woman though. 000