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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I lied.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham in the style of the Barack Obama "Hope" poster by Shepard Fairey.

Hopium is a slang term combining "hope" and "opium" that describes irrational, blind, or unwarranted optimism about a future outcome, often despite strong evidence to the contrary.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Progress, I guess. *sips from soggy paper straw*
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only there was some way to have warned South Tyneside Council...
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What's a Macklemore?
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026
This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet.
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Jason Arday found dead
2 hours ago — Mr Arday was found •unresponsive• at an address in Battersea. south London. on Froy
afternoon. He was uter pronounced dead at the scene. A Read rnore
Jason Arday says he was an illiterate, mute child. His .
6 hours ago — Jason Arday says he was an i&erate. mute child. Cambridge's youngest-ever black
professor in 2023. Arday attended from the age of four to 11
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A PhD is no longer a sign of brilliance — take it from Dr Arday
1 day aeo — Juon Arday resigns from the Unwersity of Cambrdge after The Telegraph reports he had
falseb• claimed to have pubåshed a book
We are all Jason Arday now
S days ago — Jason Arday resons from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph reports he had
falsew cGimed to have published a book Aug 7.2028. Read more
Cambridge professor claimed he was on Seven Up..
2 Aug 2026 — He was not bom until 1985. Prof Arday is at the centre of a row about academk
plagiarism after The Tekgragh that he had been accused
The Jason Arday 'memoir' that now appears to be more .
7 days ago — Instead of tales of triumph over adversity. the now-fomer Cambridge professors
autob"qraphy is a case study in self-rnythobgising,
Arday failed to mention 'months-long coma' in autobiography
8 days ago — Jason Arday toz publishers he was k•ft a three-month coma fohwhg a car gash. but
never wrote about the ordeal his memoirs_
Jason Arday is living proof that you reap what you sow
6 Aug 2028 — The Cambridge professor feed plagiarism alegations and made fantastical clä'ns about
his life. so what did he expect woUz happen? Read rmre
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Arday 'accused student of Miite privilege' after she
4 days ago — Forrner Cambrdge professor alleged* htplied that Roehamptm student was racist after
cornplaint about essay SOOre.
Jason Arday is rnerely a symptom of the Leffs corruption
Aug 2026 — Lab-curs on school standards is on the same toxic assumptions that created his
academic career.
Cambridge hired Arday after 'listening to black stu…
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
When Stewart Lee called Ricky Gervais's After Life "the worst thing ever made by a human" it's important to remember the context in which it was said. That context being this was before Alley Cats had been made so now it's only the second worst thing.
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Natasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The net result of the single sex space ruling will be fewer female toilets. It's up to businesses to enforce and to avoid headaches/arguments with vigilante trans hostile customers they'll just make all their loos unisex. Slow hand clap for the gender critical ‘feminists’.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Holy shit. Rain!
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GwedLid @gwedlid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
RIP Bill Oddie. Legend.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is an appalling lack of judgement and the surest sign yet that Britain will continue to be Trump's lackey. The war in Iran has cost countless lives, and breached international law - yet we continue to support it. Very, very concerning. Very, very continuity Starmer.
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I guess it wasn't a dream after all
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
why is everything in the galaxy terrible now
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Man, all these stories about Anthony Head...it reminds me of when George Michael, Ray Liotta and Burt Reynolds died and there were endless personal stories from people who had wonderful experiences knowing them. Just anecdote after anecdote about top guys. RIP to another good one x
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I mean I know the full version is easy to find online, but fucking finally...
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Alex Sauerbrunn @birdsbyalex.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Imagine making AI slop when Painted Buntings already exist #birds
A portrait of a brilliantly colored bird with vibrant blue, red, and green plumage. Photographed in Vero Beach, Florida.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Even Christopher Hitchens didn't go this hard on Doug back in the day. Outstanding. And his response... yikes
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Earner Bourgoun
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chuck Norris has been called upon to collect the Grim Reaper.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's happening again! #InvalidHandle
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
deanna troi amazon wish list
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
AI videos should be watermarked by law.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
No entrance but it has got a Coat Bath with no bath and a Laundry with two baths, so there's that.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The big chungus Machina Box arrived today. Was only a 25 year wait.
Machina: Aranea Alba Editio is a box set by American alternative rock band the Smashing Pumpkins
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It’s all gone from “the left hate guns and want to take them away” to “the left are deranged gun toting maniacs” pretty quickly.
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Nev Fountain @nevfountain.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Most watched on BBC news I player? Farage getting ripped to shreds by a US congressman. There you go, BBC. There’s your fucking audience.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I think I just came.
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Well this country ALMOST had a meaningful conversation about economic inequality and tax reform, didn’t it. The old immigration distraction worked like a charm yet again.
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Phantom Limb @hyde85.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Man, the lyrics to "Land of Confusion" hit so much harder these days.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Get his ass
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Heckraiser #MildHorror
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Rat Fascal @mrpsb.uk · 29/07/2025
POV: You're in the UK and just saw a titty online
Keir Starmer as a guard from the game Oblivion, captioned "Stop Right There, Criminal Scum"
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Vader Had Eyebrows @vaderseyebrows.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
The #Kenner Well of the Souls playset wins the award for “Best Playset I Never Knew Existed Until I Was An Adult But Really Wish I Had As A Kid” #ROTLA
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Kermode and Mayo's Take @kermodeandmayo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
In this week's brand new Take we're joined by a genre legend... 🥁 The one and only David Cronenberg 🪰🩸 He chats to Mark about his deeply personal new film THE SHROUDS & how movies help us understand life + Reviews of 🥛 HOT MILK 🦖 JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH & more in Take 2 🎬 🎧 Listen pod.fo/e/2f526f
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 01/07/2025
This is Mariner. He was born completely deaf, which means he gets to enjoy fireworks with all the sparkle and none of the boom. 13/10
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
IT’S HAPPENING! Labour MPs have launched a major rebellion to stop Keir Starmer’s welfare bill Write to your MP NOW and ask them to vote against the planned cuts. You can use this handy link from @trusselluk.bsky.social action.trussell.org.uk/your-mp-must...
action.trussell.org.uk
Your MP must vote against cruel cuts to disability support
Our social security system should be there for us all, especially when we need it most. But the UK government has proposed huge cuts to disabled people’s support which are going through Parliament now...
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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
You’re telling me this guy was on drugs? I’m not buying it.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/05/2025
Trump is presenting himself as a Jedi, but his lightsaber is telling a whole other story...
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
London bus stop near Amazon HQ 🔥
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simian @simian01.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Epic thread. . . . . Keep scrolling.
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