simian @simian01.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If only there was some way to have warned South Tyneside Council... 000
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Progress 👏🏻. And don’t worry, the bug bite is SO not the focal point of this video. 011
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The alternative was to tax the turbo-wealthy who wouldn’t feel it a wee bit more but you didn’t want that did you, Ali. 010
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Didn't realise you went to the '26 Republican Convention. 000
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can't wait for these clowns to all eat humble pie on camera when the ICJ final verdict is reached. 120
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Somehow both the best and worst time I've had at the cinema. 100
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 29/08/2026We don't want him back! Our country is already going through it 😩 120
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Translation: “Quiet, Zack. I’ve just bought fifty metric ass-tonnes of shares in Anthropic and NVIDIA” 150
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 28/08/2026static.klipy.comAy Trying Not To LaughALT: Ay Trying Not To Laugh 0120
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Throwing up more error messages than a ZX Spectrum at the moment. 010
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 26/08/2026As someone who is PROmetheus, I'm interested to see how Ridley wraps this all up. 030
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comDenzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry ReactionALT: Denzel Washington as Malcolm X: Angry Reaction 010
Reposted by simianKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 14/08/2026This is the coverage of Arday **just in the Telegraph** in the UK. This is only the first four pages of results, just in one outlet. 17455932065
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Sounds like Fritz the Cat meets Derek and Clive but without the wit or being subversive. 010
Reposted by simianGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 07/08/2026When Stewart Lee called Ricky Gervais's After Life "the worst thing ever made by a human" it's important to remember the context in which it was said. That context being this was before Alley Cats had been made so now it's only the second worst thing. 514225
Reposted by simianNatasha Devon @natashadevon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The net result of the single sex space ruling will be fewer female toilets. It's up to businesses to enforce and to avoid headaches/arguments with vigilante trans hostile customers they'll just make all their loos unisex. Slow hand clap for the gender critical ‘feminists’. 1616120
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I guess his recent mortality scare didn't give him a shot of empathy then. 160
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Oh man it's been a while since I've seen this. "They've perfected a bloody sound weapon" 020
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I think there's a question whether Cleese is still in control of that account? He announced he was leaving Twitter and started a Substack around the same time his tweets became a bit silly (in the non Python sense). 030
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Do we know if it’s really Cleese in control of that account? He announced he was leaving Twitter and has been using Substack. His tweets haven’t seemed like him since. 001
Reposted by simianZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is an appalling lack of judgement and the surest sign yet that Britain will continue to be Trump's lackey. The war in Iran has cost countless lives, and breached international law - yet we continue to support it. Very, very concerning. Very, very continuity Starmer. 551023394
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Did they use an Adrian Chiles headline generator for this? 020
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Crumpets with a fuck-ton of butter and Marmite are the absolute tits. Favourite breakfast since forever. 020
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 12/07/2026*Tells same joke back to you, but ever so slightly different* 000
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Still see plenty of "💉 vaxxxed?" comments under Instagram posts every time a celebrity dies due to being ancient or something. 120
