simian @simian01.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Too many popped into my head, but this is definitely top ten somewhere. 112
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 05/03/2026His moral compass seems to flip flop depending on which politician he's paid to write a stinkpiece about. 010
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Millionaire politicians propped up by big donors when they hear those words… 010
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The big chungus Machina Box arrived today. Was only a 25 year wait. 130
simian @simian01.bsky.social · 17/11/2024*freeze frame* “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here…” 9613