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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween

@jheaton416.bsky.social
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Madison, Wisconsin. Hospitality industry professional, physically disabled, PC(USA) deacon, singer, lover of armadillos. He/him/his. Halloween is a bullshit holiday.

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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poster for the movie Good Bye, Lenin!
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also my fav track from Singles: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
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Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You
YouTube video by ScreamingTreesVEVO
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A good sign that the article you're reading is not a recently published one is coming across a reference to college students using their laptops to surf Facebook and Tumblr.
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Andy Warhol @warhol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fairy and Christmas Ornaments, 1955 botfrens.com/collections/19/content…
Fairy and Christmas Ornaments
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
let this be a reminder to all that alt text is highkey goated when accessibility is the vibe
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a Michigan fan, I guess I can empathize with Eric Schmitt. The Iowa Hawkeyes are exposing a lot of people as gigantic frauds these days.
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Colleen Mondor @chasingray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Damn. Just...watch this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_kb...
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Glen Campbell & Roy Clark Play "Ghost Riders in the Sky"
YouTube video by breautube
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a great account but "hay-scented" is an adjective
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What the actual fuck
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fred Ott's Sneeze
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Edison Kinetoscopic Record of a Sneeze, Jan. 7, 1894
YouTube video by Library of Congress
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kruse: Every university needs to take this issue a lot more seriously than they currently do. Every university:
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Illoumalnati @illoumalnati.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There's a brief 60s X-Men plot where Jean leaves the team for college and has a normal guy boyfriend. He gets sorta forgotten about but I like to think years later Dark Phoenix is hovering over NY screaming that she is fire and life incarnate and he's like "oh that's crazy, I used to date that girl"
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's Cornell *University* where the gang rapists are running rampant. Stop tarnishing the good name of Cornell College (which had that name eight years before the Johnny-come-lately in New York was founded) by failing to differentiate between the two.
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Strictly speaking this may not be a trilogy but I say it counts
Star Trek II: The Wrath of KhanStar Trek III: The Search For SpockStar Trek IV: The Voyage Home
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Moses Supposes" from Singin' In the Rain. Great dancing *and* it's really funny.
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Gene Kelly Dancing in Singing In The Rain
Alt: Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor dancing to "Moses Supposes" in Singing In The Rain
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Minnesotans when they spot a Wisconsinite
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a simple pane of glass between them
Indiana Jones face-to-dace with a cobra
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
With my friends Pete and Kathy
The logo from the 1989 Batman film
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who else but
Sesame Street's Grover wailing, "YOU TURNED THE PAGE!"
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One Nation Under God: How Corporate America Invented Christian America by @kevinmkruse.bsky.social
One Nation Under God: How Corporate America Invented Christian America by Kevin M. Kruse
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just in time for the 15th anniversary of the Community episode in which it was first asked, an answer to the question ¿donde está la biblioteca?
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Astronomy Picture of the Day 🪐 @apod.shinyakato.dev · 20/09/2026
🔭 Analemma over the Callanish Stones Image Credit & Copyright: Giuseppe Petricca ap260920
The featured image the Sun in many positions above
the Callanish stones. 
Please see the explanation for more detailed information.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 23/09/2026
“It makes you feel like you’re a part of something.” I’m a little surprised to realize that it’s a highlight of my week. www.poynter.org/reporting-ed...
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‘The darker times get, the more important it feels’: The enduring joy of NPR's ‘Wait Wait…Don't Tell Me!’ - Poynter
The NPR news quiz has survived nearly 30 years of media upheaval by staying funny, familiar and surprisingly adaptable
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I assume the wrestler in yellow has gone pro by now
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't wanna see you cry But it feels like a matter of time
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
97? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station? That [is a top ten show].
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The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
Community
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My hot toon take is that Launchpad McQuack is a bad, unfunny character who should be yeeted down the same memory hole as Song of the South.
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Here's something fresh!"
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Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three - Request Line (Full Vocal)
YouTube video by R0BWH0
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not sure this guy has a name
The delivery guys from the "Money For Nothing" video
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm listening to Music Choice's 80s One-Hot Wonders channel and I am OUTRAGED that they just played "Your Love" by the Outfield despite "Voices of Babylon" having reached #25 in
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The Outfield - Voices Of Babylon (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheOutfieldVEVO
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd never seen this Roy Lichtenstein painting before, but it's incredible how he manages unfailingly to make his copies worse than the original comics he's ripping off.
A drab pop art painting of a sinister man driving a car, watching a stoic blonde in leopard print fur. The proportions of the guy's face are offThe original image, from Girls' Romances 78 by Tony Abruzzo. The guy has a more sinister leer, while the woman has heavier mascara and feels both sadder and more determined. A caption reads "I vowed to myself I would NOT miss my appointment -- that I would NOT go riding with him--yet before I knew it..."
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Foo
Legion of Super-Heroes (1989) #1
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Alex Jaffe ➡️ NYCC @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No car is cooler than the implementation of fast and reliable public transit #ngl #gomets
I heard batman has a cool car, is this true?
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Buckingham U. "Bucky" Badger, an anthropomorphic badger wearing a red turtleneck with a swooshy W on it but no pants.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's Batman Day *and* Talk Like a Pirate Day, so here's Batman talking like a pirate, from Detective Comics Annual #7 (1994).
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a travesty that Academy rules prevented this from getting a Best Song Oscar nomination
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Public Enemy - Fight The Power (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PublicEnemyVEVO
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only 56 years old
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Duncan Sheik, Who Traded Pop Stardom for Broadway, Dies at 56 (Gift Article)
Weary of the heartthrob label after his 1996 hit “Barely Breathing,” he pivoted to musical theater and won two Tonys for composing “Spring Awakening.”
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is my favorite Joe Kubert splash page, from Justice League of America (1960) #200. He didn't draw Superman that often, but it was always a treat when he did.
Hawkman is trying to stop what he thinks is a Superman robot from recovering a kryptonite meteor. Assuming by way of comic book logic that those robots might be more vulnerable to ancient weaponry than to lasers and what have you, he has armed himself with a mace and other medieval armaments, and has successfully destroyed two Superman robots just so. But this turned out to be the actual Superman wearing transparent lead armor, which is totally a thing, and Hawkman shatters his mace against Superman's invulnerable body. Then (not pictured) Superman literally punches him into orbit.
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My brave idea is that they just make a normal series of DEATH IN PARADISE but at the end of the last episode, without having said anything about it in advance, a major character is mortally wounded and regenerates into David Bradley.
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
PATTI
LᴜPONE
GYPSY

THE 2008 BROADWAY CAST RECORDING
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Community had the right number of seasons because otherwise #sixseasonsandamovie would have been meaningless
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Community: Troy's Pizza Delivery
Alt: Community: Troy's Pizza Delivery
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a time for my niece to be studying abroad in Dublin
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 16/09/2026
How you know for sure this mail is going to be good.
The back of an envelope sealed with a sticker that says "for rectal use only" and stamped with the words "you're pretty awesome."
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*to my colleagues, on hearing Metallica is playing in Madison next year* "I think I'll be skipping that one." *on hearing the opening act is Limp Bizkit* "I'm upgrading that to 'I'm definitely skipping that one'."
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As good a reason as any to post my favorite Robert Penn Warren poem, "True Love." poets.org/poem/true-love
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John Heaton has had enough of Halloween @jheaton416.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want my two dollars!
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