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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 13/01/2026
Du må ikke tåle så inderlig vel, den rett som rammer dig selv. -FrP
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/12/2025
The defaced front of The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center [sic] For The Performing Arts, with the name of the person whose name has been added at the front redacted with a black rectangle so it just reads “THE [REDACTED] AND” across the top.
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🏳️‍🌈 heltnormalfyr 🏳️‍🌈 @heltnormalfyr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Noen som savner en sykkel?
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/12/w...
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World Cup Qualifiers Become a Venue for European Protests of Israel
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 10/10/2025
Det viser seg at datter (4) velger nattasang etter samme metode som jeg handler vin/øl. Etiketten styrer
Skjermbilde fra Apple Music, viser EPen "Cocktail Queen" fra Melleefresh og deadmau5. Tittellåten spilles av
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 15/09/2025
“We can now point to specific heatwaves and say, ‘Saudi Aramco did this. ExxonMobil did this.'"
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Study links oil giants' emissions directly to dozens of deadly heatwaves
The work "could be very useful for establishing potential liability,” says one of its authors.
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Grace Blakeley @graceblakeley.substack.com · 10/09/2025
The White House’s furious response to the decision by Norway’s SWF to divest from Caterpillar over its support for Israeli war crimes tells us something important: divestment works. And it works even more effectively in a democratic financial system. graceblakeley.substack.com/p/divestment...
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Divestment Works.
When finance is accountable to the people, elites get scared.
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Ava Laugh… 🤭 @avalaugh.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I can’t get enough of these two… 🥰 🐈‍⬛ 🐢
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 23/07/2025
De formuende har plutselig sett lyset nå, et par måneder før valget. Sikkert ingen sammenheng med at KrF over sperregrensa betyr mye for borgerlig valgseier. Kanskje det er på tide å sette noen grenser for valgkampfinansiering?
En givergruppe bestäende av fremtredende næringslivsprofiler har donert to millioner kroner til KrF.
Gruppen, som bestär av 18 navngitte personer, sier de er inspirert av Oystein Stray Spetalens tidligere donasion til partiet.
I en uttalelse fra givergruppen kommer det fram at de onsker à styrke KrFs posisjon i norsk politikk.
- Etter à ha satt oss grundigere inn i deres politikk, er vi overbevist om at KrF fortjener en mer sentral rolle blant väre folkevalgte.
Dag-Inge Ulstein er en svært tillitvekkende leder, og bringer med seg gode perspektiver som vil være verdifulle i en borgerlig koalision, skriver givergruppen.Pollofpolls.no-skjermbilde, som viser at KrF strever med å komme over sperregrensa
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 01/09/2024
I just need to _____ meme about getting a cross breeze going
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/06/2025
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars. <Later> Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 09/06/2025
[4-åringen mumler noe uforståelig] Jeg: Åh, det der er faktisk tysk for "Jeg vil gjerne legge meg nå"! [Tre minutter senere] J: Kom, så pusser vi tenner. 4: Det der er...øhm...fransk for..."Jeg er en bæsj"!
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 05/06/2025
God morgen til denne fyren spesifikt! (Og god frokost)
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Minna Ålander 🌻 @alanderminna.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
With Trump’s trade war threatening to leave Norway in the crossfire of US-EU sanctions, Norway is facing a similar moment of truth about EU membership as Finland and Sweden did with regard to NATO 3 years earlier. I argue that it’s time to make it official - for a strong Norden in the EU
chathamhouse.org
To join or not to join? Norway is edging closer to the EU
Trump’s trade war has brought Norway even closer to the EU and increased the urgency for it to make a decision about membership.
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 04/04/2025
Men husker dere den gangen Obama hadde på seg en lysebrun dress?!
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
This is the right idea. www.ft.com/content/a414...
ft.com
Norway’s natural gas windfall should go to Ukraine
The country provides less support, as a share of GDP, than its neighbours
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 28/02/2025
Kanskje Ukraina skulle fått en mineralavtale med oss i stedet? 50% av våre fremtidige olje- og gassinntekter, helt til Ukraina er fritt og gjennoppbygget.
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Bjørn Johan Berger @bjornjberger.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Hjelp oss med å spre informasjon om den tverrpolitiske støttemarkeringen for Ukraina for størst mulig effekt. 1. Lik og republiser dette innlegget. 2. Kopier bildet og del det separat - her på Bluesky, men også på dine andre sosiale kontoer. 3. Oppfordr andre til å gjøre det samme.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 21/02/2025
#online
'The Death of Socrates' (1787)
Jacques Louis David 

Socrates gesticulating to the crowd while he reaches for a cup of poison captioned ME BEING RIGHT

the guy handing him the cup captioned  SOME MF SICK OF THE DEBATE TRYING TO POISON ME

a seated guy looking up at Socrates captioned YOU LOSING THE DEBATE

a group of figures in the background captioned THE POOR FUCKERS WHO'S MENTIONS WE SHIT UP

Plato, seated at Socrates' foot, head nodding, seemingly asleep captioned  DUDE COTEMPLATING DELETING HIS ACCOUNT

a guy leaning his head against the wall in dismay captioned SOMEONE YELLING 'SHUT UP'

a group of figures in the distance captioned LOSERS WHO MUTED THE CONVO
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Viggo Kristiansen @viggokrist.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Tegning: Finn Graff (86). Legende!
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Brian Liston @brianjliston.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Except the war in Ukraine was already six years old at the time.
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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetch™️ @easybakedoven.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
It's only Day 2 ffs and the American press sounds already sounds like this
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 20/01/2025
@vg.no har valgt riktig loop, om ikke annet
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
When a little girl is killed, the question should not be, "Well, did the driver intend to hit her?" The question should be, "Why have we created a system where this kind of death regularly occurs?"
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It doesn't matter if we as individual drivers do everything right (me included). We are all participating in a system that puts other road users in danger. When I drive, I do so carefully and safely. But I'm still participating in this system. I think it's important we acknowledge our role in this.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I use traffic violence because it identifies the systemic nature of traffic deaths in America. Our society has prioritized cars over walkers, bikers, wheelchair users, etc. It's a system where anyone not in a car is oppressed. That is a system of violence. All traffic deaths are policy choices.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I have some thoughts on this, and on why I use traffic violence. First of all, the idea of drivers intentionally hurting people. It's true, most drivers don't intentionally use cars as weapons. But many do speed or text while driving, knowingly putting others in danger. Now, traffic violence.
A post from blanderest:

Also, "traffic violence?" Without additional info, if the driver was following the rules, where's the violence? Maybe the child ran out into the street. Unless the driver's act was intentional, no violence.
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 03/01/2025
Disse sparetipsene fra VG er så gode at de må bak betalingsmur, men jeg skal dele dem generøst med dere: Bare kutt utgiftene og øk inntektene dine! Et voilà
Kortversjonen
• Eksperter deler räd for à bygge en buffer pả 100.000 kroner pa ett ar ved à spare 8333 kroner mänedlig.
• Jannike Jekthammer sparte 130.000 kroner ved à kutte forbruk og oke inntekter.
• Hallgeir Kvadsheim anbefaler à oke inntekt og senke utgifter, inkludert leie ut eiendeler og kutte unodvendige kostnader.
Vis mindre ^
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Sean Bonner 🔥 @seanbonner.com · 23/12/2024
Imagine that, getting cars out of cities and encouraging people to walk, bike, take trains, etc drastically reduces pollution.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
bashar al-assad won't read your posts celebrating his downfall, but all your friends who have deployed chemical weapons against children might. watch what you say and remember, be best.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Do you like net-zero memes? 1/2
Anakin/Padme meme

Anakin: "I've set a net-zero target for 2050"

Padme (happy): "So you'll quickly reduce your emissions, right?"

Anakin: ...

Padme (sad): "So you'll quickly reduce your emissions, right?"
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Marius Sæther Flå @mmariusflaa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Man snakker for mye om hvordan The Simpsons forutser alt og for lite om Flåklypa.
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 15/11/2024
SitRep - 15/11/24 - Our first one on BlueSky Hello to all new followers 💙💛 An overview of the daily events in Russia's invasion of Ukraine. The Russian attacks in Kursk are continuing while German Chancellor Scholz spoke with Putin, asking him to stop attacks. REPOST=appreciated 1/X
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Signe Sølberg @signebsol.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
En venn av meg lagde dette Bro-o-meteret i dag og jeg lo så mye at jeg vil dele det. Hva kan bli volatilt med to så store egoer, liksom (masse). Oppdateres i tråden underveis
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Dan Herbert @danherb10.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
This felt like it needed amplifying
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 03/08/2024
Nei, skulle man hatt noen som håndhevet litt lover og regler i denne byen da? Et slags uniformert vesen av noe slag? (Og hvem kom på å legge en bilbutikk inntil et vrimleområde med populær lekeplass, midt i tjukkeste sentrum?)
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 21/07/2024
Jeg ser ingen Trygg Trafikk-logo, og skjønner heller ikke hvorfor de har skrevet hovedbudskapet sitt på engelsk?
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 18/07/2024
Kan man se historiske billettpriser hos Ruter noe sted? Jeg mener å huske at det tidligere har lønt seg med 24-timersbillett allerede ved tredje tur, men det gjør det ikke nå.
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 17/07/2024
Nordlendingene kan egentlig bare ha det fine været sitt i fred
Så vidt påbegynt byggeprosess av LEGO-settet "The Globe".
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Simen @simen.eurosky.social · 11/07/2024
46 flått på hunden, 4 på meg, og jeg har sett en pupp i dag. Har noen nummeret til Dagbladet?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/07/2024
Sachs' report is brutal, and finally asks some very blunt questions: what does generative AI actually do? And when we say it'll "get better," what does that actually mean, and how does that justify the massive costs and errors associated with LLMs? wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 08/07/2024
Newsletter: Goldman Sachs has called BS on Generative AI, and I believe that it's time that everybody follows suit - generative AI is unreliable, unsustainable, requires an entire rebuild of America's power grid, and is most decidedly not the future. www.wheresyoured.at/pop-culture/
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Pop Culture
A week and a half ago, Goldman Sachs put out a 31-page-report (titled "Gen AI: Too Much Spend, Too Little Benefit?”) that includes some of the most damning literature on generative AI I've ever seen. ...
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Sykkelmafia'n @sykkelmafiaen.com · 20/06/2024
Got'em. Takk 😂
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Rachel Lense is Professionally Curious @rachellense.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖
A pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
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PTK @leftveteran.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Charles Leclerc wins the Formula One Monaco Grand Prix. Proceeds to bike home,... nice Bikes keep winning
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 17/05/2024
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