e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I'm the maker of my own misery and boy, am I a fucking craftsman like no other 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025After all these years, I still hate that bitch Dolores Umbridge with a burning passion and for that, Madame Imelda Staunton, I salute you! 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 26/05/2025"You should stop living in the past and start looking at your future" As if! First of all, I am not clairvoyant and light takes time to reach our eyes so we are technically always looking at the past. Anywho.. I'll be in bedsheet fort playing Crash bandicoot on my PS1 if you need me. 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 04/05/2025You reap what you sow You retrieve what you stove You restore what you stored YOU WILL REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAWWW!! - things I say to myself, tinkering with the encrypted HDD I forgot the passkey for 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Coming in second place isn't THAT bad compared to finishing first. What's more, *everybody* is competing for that first place. The second though? You will be only one aiming for it Follow me for more 'success in life' tipsmedia.tenor.coma man with a mustache is standing in front of a building with a chalkboard in front of him .ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a building with a chalkboard in front of him . 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Note #147: "well, things could be worse" would not work well with others, especially after you just worsened their things 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Did the word "propaganda" come from "Prop a gander"? Because 'If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck' it may be gander.. see! 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 14/04/2025TARIFF policies be like..media.tenor.coma man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snipALT: a man and a woman are having a conversation and the man is saying snip 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Penis stuck in a ketchup bottle mustard 000 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameIrregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 28/03/2025let's go there in spirit ✨ 1466 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameJe Hyeon | ABOLISH the polICE @naptime.theolive.garden · 31/07/2023It’s hard dating white men, I don’t know enough about Japanese culture 621476210 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 24/02/2025In Interstellar Matthew McConaughey's FIL said, "Your son Tom? Screw that dork. He is gonna become an unimportant, boring farmer anyway. It's your daughter you have to worry about. Talk to her, pursuade and make her okay for you to go. To hell with your elder son's feelings and needs though." 011 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"Questioned MY authoritayyy"media.tenor.comthe queen of hearts from alice in wonderland has a red wig onALT: the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland has a red wig on 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 03/02/2025"I put the dent in 'President of this country'" 020 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/05/2023ME: *holding prototype* It's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, but the hippos face outward, and when you hit the lever, their asses clap! See? *clap clap clap* CEO OF MILTON BRADLEY: I've ordered security to shoot you on sight. ME: Don't be afraid of the future, Milton. 17219 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Haunted by annoying poltergeist that keeps moving things in your house? Why exorcise it when we can train it to help you shift luggage and move the sofa/bed while you vaccum? Welcome to the boOo-sic training module.. 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Demanding a complete and unwavering loyalty, no matter the situation - A sign of a right-minded leadership and foreboding vision for success 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 28/01/2025"Hot spirits in your area waiting to haunt you" It's a bar that serves alcohol at record high prices and eventually decimates your vital organs because it's all moonshine. 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Congratulations to Kansas city chiefs for winning the Super bowl 2024-25. Oh, what's that.. It's not happened yet? Forgive me for blurting out that it's a ref decided 3-peat The officiating must be called privating or something for how biased it was. 030 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 26/01/2025wife: ugh i have a hangover me: i think it’s called a muffin top ex-wife: 1036461 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I am scratching a line for everyday I spend in this prison to keep count. Just to be consistent and clean though, I'm doing it in the same place. The fact that it is digging a hole the wall is not important and besides the point. 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Screaming obscenities into my shirt ... How is your day going 020 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 22/01/2025@tombates.bsky.social wellll... I'm not moving for YOU, you land based GIT 😂 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 21/01/2025That chilli sauce is not all it was advertised to be and I think it can be better So, I decided to go with this insecticide instead That will show them 010 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 21/01/2025ME: think about it. he doesn’t steal ham so really he should be called the hamburgerburglar THERAPIST: you’re paying $200 an hour for this 1052292 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Remember, Future is not set in stone. I know it for a fact. That person is free roaming and making music 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Bills won on the Ravens Bills vs Eagles would be a great Superbowl showdown Bills vs Commanders would be th most entertaining. Either of these two possibilities is fine with me. One or the other option. Bills vs NFC champions. NO CHIEFS is what I mean #NFL 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Decaf, so you can sleep like a baby after the grueling hours of mental manipulation 010 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just tell me that Ben Johnson & Aaron Glenn will remain in Detroit for next season man. I need something good. #NFLDetroitLionsmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit sits in the rain next to a trash can that says ' recycle ' on itALT: a man in a suit sits in the rain next to a trash can that says ' recycle ' on it 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I'm sad for our boys who put their sweat & blood on the line to get this far. Commanders brought their A+ game to beat the Lions tonight. Now it's upto you and the Eagles to ensure NFC wins this Superbowl #NFLLionsVSCommandersmedia.tenor.coma lion cub from the movie the lion king looking sadALT: a lion cub from the movie the lion king looking sad 000 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025To initiate a conversation, you break the ice To end one, you break wind 053 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I hate superficial people.. When I tell you I have killer abs I don't want to hear "how the flabby belly is all you see" Look deeper, damn you. 031 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Social media is a personality potluck and I brought anxiety to share 040 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 17/01/2025there’s a giant animal living in the roof of my house but I can’t tell anyone because I took the hippoattic oath, press send 1315625 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Red velvet cake being chocolate cake with red coloring was one of the first disappointments I've experienced as a young adultmedia.tenor.coma man sitting at a table with two cups of soda in front of himALT: a man sitting at a table with two cups of soda in front of him 111 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice Lastnamedissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 15/01/2025(looking in the mirror) i am wanted i am capable i am millions of bugs inside of a flesh prison 112931 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice Lastnameweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Do you want to trust this device? Turn around and fall backwards. The device will catch you in its arms. 715221 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit 630766 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 15/01/2025This freestyle by Hanumankind so fkn bonkers! The flow switches are insane & so is the beat 🙏 youtu.be/ZcHTpqWcWFYyoutu.beThe Hanumankind "On The Radar" FreestyleYouTube video by On The Radar Radio 010 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11/01/2025me: we should name our first son Blake wife: but he’s been named Jeff for the last 24 years 522149 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 12/01/2025There's nothing fetishist in saying that "I'd rather have rupee on my face than pound in the ass" 021 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I may not be your cup of tea but I can be the bottle of water you left in your backpack over the weekend 0124 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice Lastname🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/01/2025*pronounces milkshake like shiitake* 1521247 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 09/01/2025feeling's mutual 638186587 0
e.g. Alice Lastname @silverclovd.bsky.social · 06/01/2025media.tenor.coma sonic the hedgehog is flying through the air with a blue sky in the backgroundALT: a sonic the hedgehog is flying through the air with a blue sky in the background 000 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameDetroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Jah's like that 😤 171036110 0
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameDetroit Lions @detroitlions.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Back. To. Back. 442182458 0
