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big beefy boy husband

@sidekickkoty.bsky.social
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koty, he/him • trans icon • wife guy • pleasure to have in class

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Since I skeeted this I've had one reel that got 55K with almost a 10% like ratio, and another one with 100K 😭😭 (for context, 2K is about average for the page)
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah I'm a bit of an IPA guy - I Piss Aaaaverywhere
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 10/09/2026
ok here’s my oot remake link doodle
A doodle of child link from oot remake, from the pov looking down on him

he asks: “do you have any games on your phone?”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Made this with just felt and glue! I'm adding some flies and lily pads but I'm already obsessed with it -- original artwork by Jitan Forcier (@ jitanforcier on Instagram)
A frog smoking a cigarette, on a circular canvas. The frog is made of cut pieces of felt, glued on top of each other. It is a light, blue-ish green and is in American traditional tattoo style, with bold, heavy lines and solid blocks of color.
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know it's not news that beautiful high-effort reels perform like shit but it still stings to spend 6 hours editing something I'm SO proud of just for it to die basically unwatched
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Man stands at a grocery store self-checkout machine with his groceries. The screen on the self-check asks the customer “Got any fun plans for the weekend? tap yes or no.” It’s likely he will tap no
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I sold the display case I used for my Lego sets on Marketplace and the guy picking it up told me he was also gonna use it for Lego and then we had a 15 minute conversation about all our Lego sets 🥹🥹
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
blessed creature
A calico cat with long white whiskers has her head turned looking over her shoulder at the camera. Her tongue is sticking out about a quarter of the way, in beautiful incredible perfect blep fashion
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Living with my wife rules dude like we have dinner together and run errands and sleep in the same bed HELL YEAH
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry chatbot lovers but the waning of Boolean operators in most search functions on websites has made my life actively worse. You can't find anything, you can only have things suggested to you.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Susan Collins is running ads about 9/11. The senator from Maine. In 2026. It's literally that Family Guy bit. Like what are we doing
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
gotta catch him first
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 18/07/2026
Inspector Gadget with text "ACAB Includes Inspector Gadget what are you even inspecting mind your business"
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pocket of the sweatpants I threw on to check the mail last night you idiots, duh
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey everyone let's do a little thought experiment, no reason ha ha: If you were my Apple pencil and I charged you and I picked you up to put you in the iPad case but the ADHD took me before you made it to the iPad case, where do you think you'd be
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
being married is literally just picking what's for dinner and agreeing with your wife that her cat is tiny. idk how yall are fucking it up so bad
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
First draft of my latest cross stitch design - a few things to change but pretty happy with it
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
if they gave me one millian dollar i would spend every single one of them on Take To The Grave
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
[after about 50hrs worth of driving in less than a week, returning to a house with no groceries, and spending the day playing Balatro and eating leftover car snacks] Why does my tummy hurt :( there is no way to know :(
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a cow is being abducted by a UFO. Panel 2. The cow is standing inside the UFO in an observation room. It’s unusually still and unresponsive. There is a grey alien standing next to the cow, rubbing his chin, looking confused about the motionless nature of the cow. Another grey alien is emerging from off panel, and is smiling and shushing someone else out of frame. Panel 3: the cow opens on a hinge laterally down the middle. It’s hollow on the inside and a grey alien stripper pops out, smiling, with a big theatrical gesture. The first alien is laughing and totally surprised, and his buddies excitedly laugh and step into frame to celebrate.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Oh to live somewhere that doesn't require a 25 minute drive in either direction to reach literally any store
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
new hell just dropped - verbose wife guy asked to write letter about loving his wife, with a page limit
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When god does an audit of the right-place-right-time system I will surely be found out because my life is unreal right now
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
stage 5 luckiest guy in the world disorder, fatal
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
New favorite phrase is "my soon-to-be ex-boss" E.g.: "My soon-to-be ex-boss announced a new policy last week that requires 1.5-2x work output with no pay raise, and followed it up with a recap/cheerleading email written entirely by AI"
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/06/2026
Stephen King with a word balloon pointing downwards
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Deeply embarrassing how trivial my villain origin story would be. Like oh yeah that's The Fizzler, one time he spilled the last can of Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda Zero Sugar that he had in the house so he quit his job to commit cartoonishly elaborate soda heists
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Is anyone else getting INSANELY HORNY ads in the weather channel app or is this a me problem
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
in season 2 episode 2 of the x files they find a humanoid mutation of a parasitic fluke worm living in the sewers and the first and literally ONLY thing mulder points out to scully is that it has no genitals. mind you the thing looks like this:
A monster from the x files. It's humanoid-shaped, with pale white slimy-looking skin. Its pale eyes are sunken in, and it's mouth is an open, fleshy tube hole with four spiky teeth poking out. Yucky. The image is only from the shoulders up but apparently it has no genitals. Not the first thing I'd mention, personally, but I'm no FBI agent
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
it's actually impossible to put together chat logs to send to the Canadian immigration people because this is how all of our conversations go
Screenshot of a discord conversation.

jess: make sure you pack a nice outfit.

koty: oh are you gonna take me out to a fancy dinner? are you gonna wine me and dine me

jess: yeah and then i'm gonna scissor you. no we're gonna do a little dinner for our sober anniversaries. i want to go to italian by night.

koty: i can be your italian by night 😏 do you wanna eat me
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Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I manifested my dream wedding and 3 years later I got it 🥺
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big beefy boy husband @sidekickkoty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey so uh what the fuck
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