Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Husbands not home so you know what that means!!!!! 🤪 060
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 11/08/2026God I wish there wasn’t a character limit for steam names because I’d do anything to have my username be “a nerd with big knockers making a guy barf in front of a fox” The noise some make episode of game changer affected me deeply 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 28/07/2026There is something about a drag queen who’s drag is middle aged white woman with a Karen hair cut that just does something for me 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Couple updates: 1. I’ve been officially diagnosed with audhd at the very young and virile age of 31 (I start vyvanse shortly) 2. My cat dying ocd has evolved to my husband dying ocd!!!! Yay!!! Woo!!!! AMAZINg!!! SO MYCH!!! BETTER!!! 220
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Charging my DS so I can play my original copy of harvest moon: FOMT 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I tried a little vyvanse treat for a week and then stopped and when I tell you my brain has been a PRISON since then. I really got nerfed with the “you people really can’t do anything” disease The countdown to the 23rd is very present in my mind 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 07/07/2026hiring a lawyer to do our immigration stuff for like 6k and then having to manually review everything bc they continuously get it wrong is really quite frustrating 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Finally got diagnosed with adhd at THIRTY ONE YEARS OLD Hopefully before the end of the month mama will be medicated and ill no longer want to paint the ceiling when I consider the pile of laundry in my living room 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Koty just said he’s a prince from a far away land known as labia majora 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Last night Koty got stung by a mosquito on his bald spot and told me I had to suck the malaria out of his dickstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Exasperated ReactionALT: Michael Scott's Exasperated Reaction 120
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Every driver in New England can lick and suck on my tiny nuts what is going ON 120
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Nobody is funnier than Anna Garcia I want to be her when I grow up 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Be honest chat do you guys think if I streamed on the jessmkell channel the gooners would find me? I miss existing in a space without them sometimes 😭 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Me: goes to school for communications, applies to hundreds of companies, streams on twitch for 7 years to give up my dream of being a social media manager Koty: is incredibly cute and slips on a banana peel and becomes one for a tattoo shop And won’t he do it 160
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I bought an ed hardy sweater yesterday to wear with my rhinestoned platform flip flops. The world is healing. 001
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 14/06/2026There is nobody in this world as pure of heart as my husband and seeing him sad breaks my heart so badly 😭 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 08/06/2026i am so thrilled for koty to quit his damn job. he works so hard and he deserves this break and to be in an environment where he can be relaxed, happy, and and have fun. i would and will work 3x as hard if it means he can chill out for like 1 single second 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I get to see koty for 5 whole days starting tonight and I’m vibrating with excitement 040
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 31/05/2026What they don’t tell you is the autistic inability to make and keep friends doesn’t stop at adolescence. People simply won’t like you bc you don’t know how to get your point across and be normal and that sucks! And youll be lonely but being chronically misunderstood is worse so 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I manifested my dream wedding and 3 years later I got it 🥺 051
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I love not learning from my mistakes Girl STOP taking a Benadryl right before your long streaming day 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Guy who’s been allergic to nail gel since 2013 decides THIS TIME she won’t be allergic and tries to write every itch off as normal but she knows it’s going to end badly 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’ve decided that I’m gonna attempt to branch out to other cam sites and make friends in the industry and improve my content so I can maybe go to an awards show next year 🥺 Scary 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 24/04/2026its a husband weekend and i get him for A WHOLE EXTRA DAY !!!!! say it with me: god is good all the time and all the time god is gooddddd 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 20/04/2026im taking this weekend off completely from work and im so fucking excited to ignore everyone i feel like im going to explode every time one of them messages me. 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Happy 4/20 to the people who don’t turn clinically insane the second cannabis hits their system God I wish I were you 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 20/04/2026like is he going to grow up to be horrible to women? yeah almost definitely but did she deserve that? yeah almost definitely 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 20/04/2026the way that victim talked to haley beck is actually crazy. you're gonna be a groomer and a loser?!?? 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 19/04/2026took a nap forgetting that it almost always turns me incredibly evil sos 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My husband is abandoning me* Going to Ohio to visit family for a week and I’m gonna be lonely 🥺 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Check on your SW friends bc they are lonely and haven’t seen the light of day in months and are desperate for human connection that’s not sexual 🫠 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Last night I tried to bribe koty to last minute come and pick me up and take me to Boston to go see the neighbourhood tonight for $500 a ticket Kinda wishing it worked 😭 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Good morning! The astronauts named a crater on the moon after one of their late wives and I’ve been awake for 30 minutes and am sobbing already 🥲 110
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 05/04/2026If one more of these fuckwit men try to tell me how to do my job I’m going to dunk them in a vat of acid istg 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I never thought I’d be 30 and still feeling like I don’t fit in and like I’m the weird kid in the group 010
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It never really goes away. You think it does then boom you’re 30 Christian years old feeling guilty for eating a damn burrito bowl. Embarassing 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Koty and I are taking our niece to pei this summer and it’s gonna be so good to get her away from her alcoholic mother for like a week 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 27/02/2026LISA GILROY ON VIP LISA GILROY ON VIP LISA GILROY ON VIP 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If I survive this luteal phase it will be proof god exists 000
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 30/01/2026“Canadian guy with a food fetish be like I love poutine. Poutine my penis in the fries” Thanks Mr lion 020
Jess🔪 @hotdoglover69.bsky.social · 25/01/2026hey! fuck ice. fuck trump. fuck nazis. no one is illegal on stolen land. 010
