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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if constantinople existed today it would be known for being a sapphic paradise
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how is avenue q real
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know shit is serious
new message from someone called Ellie on discord
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know what, i DO love to laugh
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Marie 💙 @merrirrro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pike will be executed for murdering a teenager, despite evidence she was SAd & abused by multiple adults starting as a toddler, shaping her psyche. 5 of the Cornell 7 had to write an essay for destroying a 20 year old girl’s life. We are not angry enough. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Supreme Court allows execution of Tennessee woman to proceed after delay
An appeals court had paused Christa Pike’s execution to consider her claim that sexual abuse she faced as a child should impact her punishment.
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can also go to a free zoo but it doesn't make for a particularly compelling posf
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
going to a heaving bar completely sober is the closest thing you can get to going to the zoo for free
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lots of things get a "you couldn't make this today!" from annoying people but i genuinely dont think you could make a show like 30 rock today
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
somehow in the 2(?) months since i fully accepted im a lesbian ive already had 2 canon events
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I was world leader I would make it illegal to not watch camp miasma at least 3 times a year
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
letterboxd donald trump has renamed lake ontario to lake mungo
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
social media that's bad for minors is obviously bad for adults too. crazy to me that the move seems to be to just accept that and ban minors rather than regulate the obvious design patterns that were put in there on purpose which make it harmful to its users
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh yeah I gotta hang out with my friends more
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
scientists are currently studying me to work out why im isolating myself
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
masters of the universe (2026)
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 03/06/2026
The muppets are so silly in the way that they open and close their mouths to talk and sing. Like opening and closing your mouth isnt silly on its own but maaaan you should see the way they do it
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/06/2026
polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to all the bisexual seals in human bodies
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
went to the beach the other day and my friend got some pics of me :)
me standing by the sea. the moon is shining in the sky and I am wearing a thong bikinime walking to the sea. there is a pier in the distance and a groin visible too. I am wearing a thong bikini.
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
friends being more popular than seinfeld makes sense when you remember people are fuckin stupid
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
is going to the movies and then getting drinks a bad second date ?
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
wet drake be like you used to call me on my wet phone
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Seals are always up to some bullshit
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
star wars is a stupid name anyway
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
just experienced baby fever for the first time
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
this movie has characters and a script
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
i know god is a woman because how else could we have trance music
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 14/05/2026
well i asked my ai-powered dog and it said "Woof woof woof woof — woof woof, woof."
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
wrote a poem
Poem that reads:

Strawberry moon

for just a brief moment
a few weeks, maybe more
we shared the same dream in a bed of violets where sullen skin grew soft together

parched kisses filled our lungs with smoke 
and when your cold shoulders melted into mine our shaky hands stilled 
as the quietest song swelled into an orchestra

for just a brief moment 
the strawberry moon became our only home
when she gazed through your hushed brown eyes
I wanted to stay asleep forever.
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i want to be a 12 year old girl forever
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
far too much sex in the adult world
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
never mind i just needed to drink water and eat food
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
how are you supposed to move on from a whirlwind sapphic relationship that drove you both insane within the space of a month 1 year ago
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
i love this 🤠 emoji they r literally smiling because they have a hat
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
in spite of getting treatment for bpd, the hardest thing to deal with remains the guilt you feel after feeling awful when someone you care about goes silent
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 06/05/2026
Deserved (tw knives stabbing stylized blood)
digital collage . a woman is lying on a white surface with her arms out . 24 knives are stabbed into her chest , covering her face . underneath her is a large puddle of blood which is stylized to look like pinkish purple glitter gloop
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i should be feeling way less happy than i do rn but i just.... feel good ????
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
30 rock should have had spin-off movies like snl but only for things like the thomas jefferson bit
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
grindcore is a top 5 music genre
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
i wish rachel dratch kept playing loads of random characters past season 1 of 30 rock
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
this image represents friendship in its purest form
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
no dude my eyes just light up when you joyfully talk about your passions and my heart skips a beat when you send me a warm message platonically
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 27/04/2026
It's fine for tv shows to look like tv shows . Not every tv show needs to look like a movie . Stop being ashamed of the medium you're working in
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@ratlimit @ratlimit.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
the secret to happiness as a freaky neurodivergent woman is sleeping with other freaky neurodivergent women
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
im gonna get a text from my mum in a few hours saying something like "why do they keep missing. rubbish"
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 25/04/2026
Normalize telling your friends that you love them and currently aren't planning to betray them
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