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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 1h
i get that there was probably a deeper artistic choice behind the scene in camp miasma where kris and billy buy a shopping trolley full of candy, but it deeply resonated with me because i have many fond memories of walking to the store with ex partners and buying nothing but candy and junk food
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 4h
i literally need to uncork a brew-skye right now
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 21h
telling your best friend that you love them beyond definable means sounds like it should be terrifying, and it is, but then you do it and suddenly everything is ok again
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i wanna look like jane remover again im bored of having a distinct identity of my own
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when your bestie rests her head in your lap while ur watching a movie >>>>>>>>>>
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bread is one of the worst things in the world
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how is it even possible to dislike puppets
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if wuhu island was a real place, people would visit there
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what the frick is a muncho
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Lena ⭕️ @lenamiaou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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drawing of kira from dirty bomb topless and hello kitty panties, mirror selfie, phone has godzilla charm
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
been saying 'bro' and 'dude' a lot more since i realised im gay
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my pussy would kill you, traveller
pic of the potion seller guy from the potion seller video with iMovie effects over his face
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" is actually really solid transition advice
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok i kinda get the appeal of being a cartoon character
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tell me your favourite 30 rock joke NOW
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
what if they made a show called waking dad and it was about a meth cook with cancer who recovers and becomes a science teacher
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i was too locked in !!! also my life is a cartoon
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A four-panel meme featuring Walter White and Jesse Pinkman from the television show Breaking Bad. The top panel shows them in a hallway with dialogue (unknown from who) saying: "I Sure Hope We Dont See That Loud ice cream". The middle section includes a diagram of an ice cream cone labeled "loud ice cream" implying that the ice cream is 194 decibels. The bottom panel features two side-by-side close-ups of the same individuals looking down with sad expressions.
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
tried slapping the besties ass and ended up hitting my head on the corner of a tv instead. i may actually have a concussion from being too gay
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im talking out my ass
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if constantinople existed today it would be known for being a sapphic paradise
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
im really scared when i see it im going to think its too early millennial pizza humour (I'm sure i wont)
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how is avenue q real
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know shit is serious
new message from someone called Ellie on discord
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know what, i DO love to laugh
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Marie 💙 @merrirrro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pike will be executed for murdering a teenager, despite evidence she was SAd & abused by multiple adults starting as a toddler, shaping her psyche. 5 of the Cornell 7 had to write an essay for destroying a 20 year old girl’s life. We are not angry enough. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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Supreme Court allows execution of Tennessee woman to proceed after delay
An appeals court had paused Christa Pike’s execution to consider her claim that sexual abuse she faced as a child should impact her punishment.
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you can also go to a free zoo but it doesn't make for a particularly compelling posf
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
going to a heaving bar completely sober is the closest thing you can get to going to the zoo for free
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Banning fraternities forever is the moderate position
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deergirl Chaser. A sad deergirl with antlers stands across from a worried man with goatee and flannel who says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lots of things get a "you couldn't make this today!" from annoying people but i genuinely dont think you could make a show like 30 rock today
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
also realising im trans at 13 was like 10x easier than realising im gay at 28,,, is this a thing
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(girl you're talking to dates guy instead and you fall in love with your best friend)
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
somehow in the 2(?) months since i fully accepted im a lesbian ive already had 2 canon events
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if I was world leader I would make it illegal to not watch camp miasma at least 3 times a year
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
letterboxd donald trump has renamed lake ontario to lake mungo
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
social media that's bad for minors is obviously bad for adults too. crazy to me that the move seems to be to just accept that and ban minors rather than regulate the obvious design patterns that were put in there on purpose which make it harmful to its users
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh yeah I gotta hang out with my friends more
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
i think I am perhaps emotionally burned out
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
scientists are currently studying me to work out why im isolating myself
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
marvel humour throughout
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
masters of the universe (2026)
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lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 03/06/2026
The muppets are so silly in the way that they open and close their mouths to talk and sing. Like opening and closing your mouth isnt silly on its own but maaaan you should see the way they do it
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 02/06/2026
polaroid sounds like a slur for antarcticans
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month to all the bisexual seals in human bodies
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
went to the beach the other day and my friend got some pics of me :)
me standing by the sea. the moon is shining in the sky and I am wearing a thong bikinime walking to the sea. there is a pier in the distance and a groin visible too. I am wearing a thong bikini.
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
ok I'm definitely talking from a UK perspective but still
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
friends being more popular than seinfeld makes sense when you remember people are fuckin stupid
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izzy in the water 🦋 @shrimpfriedizzy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
is going to the movies and then getting drinks a bad second date ?
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."
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