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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 05/10/2026

i call this one “good girl in a sunny spot”

small black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on top of a couch in a sunny spot looking at the camera. the sun is causing a shadow on the left side of her face

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 03/10/2026

well there go my evening plans ☹️

sign in an airport bathroom saying “recycled water used for toilet and urinal flushing” and a symbol indicating it’s not potable

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 28/09/2026

cove requests scratches before bedtime

small black and white dog with brown around face. she’s laying on the bed looking at the camera. her head is stretched towards me because she wants me to give her some scratches (i did)

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

the only heated rivalry i’m interested in

miser brothers from the year without a santa claus

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

"there was this fairy who would like all your stuff!" "sure grandpa..."

picture of an old man being helped up by a younger woman.

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/09/2026

whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. empire records, are you kidding me rotten tomatoes?

screenshot from the empire records page on rotten tomatoes. shows a tomato meter score of 35%

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 19/09/2026

🎶saturday on the couch i think it was a good napping time🎶

small black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on the couch. her eyes are slightly open but she’s getting sleepy

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 16/09/2026

she’s daring me to try for the ball

small black and white dog with brown around face. she’s looking at the camera whole laying on the floor. in front of her is a small blue tennis ball. her tail is out of focus because it’s wagging

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 10/09/2026

act casual make dad think you don’t care if he grabs the caterpillar even though i really really really want him to

small black and white dog with brown around her face. she’s laying on a couch with a stuffed caterpillar toy in front of her. she has a paw on it and is looking suspiciously in my direction

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 04/09/2026

hey look all my sleep demons in one place

picture from the throng app showing a large number of blueksy posters at once. unheard: the overlaying vocals of 400 bluesky posts being read at once.

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 04/09/2026

i mean it nailed me, though I'm surprised i've resisted boston's influence given how long i've lived here now

dialect map showing that about 53% of my answers match Kansas. There is a fairly dark red blob that reaches up into kansas, sweeps down through new mexico and arizona and back up to encompass most of california. New england is fairly dark blue.

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 31/08/2026

breaking news: cute girl gets sleepy in a sunny spot

small black and white dog laying on couch in a sunny spot her eyes are mostly closed (she looked at me for a bit while taking this photo to ask what i was doing)

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/08/2026

it’s not the same but here’s a picture of cove for you d

small black and white dog with brown around face. she’s laying against my leg and looking at me upside down. she looks quite silly

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 25/08/2026

one of my favorite things is that cove knows when we’re beginning bedtime for the boys and will get in 7yo’s bed in preparation

small black and white dog with brown around face. she’s laying on a comforter on a bed looking at me taking her picture

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 16/08/2026

hey look, i’m WHERE THE DEMONS DWELL

picture of me in front of stonehenge. i’m big. it’s small. spinal tap was funny

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 13/08/2026

sorry for being absent i’ve been on vacation. saw this yesterday though

picture of the solar eclipse over the ocean. during totality. if you zoom in on the sun you can see a dark circle (the moon) covering it and a ring of light surrounding it

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 03/08/2026

i want to shout out @maklelan.bsky.social for this. in a sea of negativity towards the trans community i want to celebrate someone putting in effort

post on threads from maklelan

Hey, everybody! I'm wondering if any friends of mine with more knowledge than me of trans experiences would be willing to take a look at a video I'm planning to publish and let me know if there's anything in the video that might make me want to hold off on publishing it.
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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 29/07/2026

it’s me if i were a duck and not a platypus

small rubber duck colored with sharpie. the black half is light blue like jeans. the front half is black like a tshirt. the top has brown hair and a beard with glasses

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 28/07/2026

crappy quality but a gif of cove waiting for me to throw the ball

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 17/07/2026

coves face when i’m working and not giving her enough pets

small black and white dog with brown around face. she’s looking anxiously at the camera cause she desperately wants some attention

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 17/07/2026

when someone asks why people are fed up with the democratic leadership, i'd like to point to their social media strategy

threads post from housedemocrats account saying "Donald Trump is a loser."

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 13/07/2026

the number of times i’ve accidentally kicked her (not hard) because i didn’t realize she was down there is too damn high

small dog with black and white fur is laying on a dog bed under my desk. my leg is next to her and she’s snuggling up against it

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 12/07/2026

when dad is gone all day and insists on holding you like a baby and you’re not sure if you like it or not

small black and white dog with brown around eyes. she’s being held by me like a baby and has a wild crazy look on her face. truthfully it’s that she’s excited and has a lot of excited energy but it looks very silly

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 11/07/2026

going on a troll hunt gonna catch some trolls

troll called mudslides found in rhode island. It’s large and made out of recycled wood. it’s on top of a small hill. it’s made by thomas dambo

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 09/07/2026

for context: www.threads.com/@bluesky_soc...

Picture of a threads post from the bluesky_social account. It indicates that it's only showing post 1 of 4:

"Hi Threads. Let’s try this a little differently this time.
I’m Amy from Bluesky. Last week I posted something from this account that made some of you pretty upset. The joke didn’t land but, more than that, I made a lot of people feel like Bluesky wasn’t listening to their genuine concerns.
So first, I want to apologize. I’m sorry."

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 26/06/2026

yall is he….is he fucking a talking bowl?

photo of a captain crunch box. it shows the captain standing behind a bow saluting. the bowl is full of captain crunch and appears to be saying the words “crunchatize me capn “

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slacey AKA Ted Slaines @shortking.boston · 23/06/2026

watching my a rainy england ghana game. if there ever was a game that needed a hydration break it’s this one

me and my son taking a selfie over the boston stadium

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