Shooken @shooken.live · 30/06/2025trying to bait me with iced tea is the worst part :// i need that shit to live 000
Reposted by ShookenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid 985483418
Reposted by ShookenTony Corsentino @notalegalrecord.net · 11/04/2025idk who needs to see this but here is the photo that appears on the american pika's wikipedia page 19798651093
Reposted by ShookenAlex Cox 🤖 @alexcoxfm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025can’t believe I lost all government funding for my very popular and completely original series of children’s books 625223
Reposted by Shookenzach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2025i hate bottomless brunch. why would i want to have brunch if none of my friends are allowed to come 761064
Reposted by ShookenKristen Mulrooney @kristenmulrooney.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean 85195482
Reposted by Shookenonion person @junlper.beer · 21/01/2025one of my favorite tattoos i have 898786636
Reposted by Shookenmatt @computergay.bsky.social · 08/01/2025there's a gay clown inside of you. set him free 1313114
Reposted by Shookendirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/01/2025we've introduced spray bottles for misbehaving kittens and the only thing that's changed is that now my cat is constantly soaked while he's committing crimes 1273969255
Shooken @shooken.live · 08/01/2025bestfriEND girlfriEND boyfriEND it all ends. but you know what doesn’t end? … fishing. 010
Reposted by Shookenbubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 07/01/2025kittens are almost entirely made up of crimes and bad judgment 3891998
Reposted by Shookenonion person @junlper.beer · 05/01/2025being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life 12793401995
Reposted by Shookenmarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 04/01/2025love how cats stim when they’re happy 626715
Reposted by Shookenlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Can I hide in your subconscious for 5 or 6 years 5387
Reposted by ShookenEvan Williams @evanwritescars.bsky.social · 10/12/2024What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?! 12173681001
Reposted by ShookenJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/12/2024it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese 793222931788
