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Meidas Robyn 💙🇺🇸🦅 @meidas-robyn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump has made $635 million off his meme coin, buyers of his crypto ventures have lost an estimated $4.7 billion, and the biggest holders now get dinner with the president. Access to the White House is for sale, while you pay more at the pump. #CostOfTrumpsCorruption
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LilyWight @lilywight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hang in there, #Memphis !
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MsThingy @msthingy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Add Karen Smith to my list of badasses whose mouthy approach I respect. Actions usually speak louder than words. This is a hero, Y'all. Well done, Ma'am. You're gonna kick ass in your new position. ✊📖
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Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar.com · 07/10/2026
On Day One, I will order a top-to-bottom audit of state government.
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Jim Swift @jimswift.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looks like Deters, who was banned from a Cincinnati courthouse for threatening to burn it down, is burning something down: the career of Kimberly Guilfoyle.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/10/2026
Oh the irony of the gaffe with the giant Trump knife ad.
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Sally Deal - 📞 Call your legislators @ (202)224-3121 ⏰24/7! @sallydeal4.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ALASKA - Mary Peltola marypeltola.com IOWA - Josh Turek turek4iowa.com KANSAS - Adam Hamilton hamiltonforkansas.com MAINE - Troy Jackson www.jacksonformaine.com NORTH CAROLINA - Roy Cooper roycooper.com OHIO - Sherrod Brown www.sherrodbrown.com TEXAS - James Talarico jamestalarico.com 🧵👇🏼
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Join our fight to take power back for working people.
James Talarico is running for the U.S. Senate in Texas to take his fight against corruption to Washington and win power back for working people.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/10/2026
NEW: During a rally just now, Trump invited Iran to “take out Los Angeles and San Diego,” saying it would be a “small price to pay.”
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We ask women why they don't come forward when sexually assaulted. It's because we live in a world where an abuser can become president.
Disgusting. Trump says he feels bad for the seven Cornell students accused of rape, and his biggest worry is that they "won't get a fair shake" with Letitia James as special prosecutor.

Not one word for the victim.

THE WHITE HOUSE LIVE 14:02 PM 

BREAKING NEWS

NOV: TRUMP TAKES QUESTIONS FROM REPORTERS
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Big John @dcbigjohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ICE is opening a concentration camp for children in Alexandria, Louisiana run by a private company with a horrendous human rights record. Because of significant opposition, the local government and ICE are doing everything they can to keep what's happening a secret www.nola.com/gambit/news/...
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‘Shrouded in secrecy’: Louisiana's new ICE facility raises more questions than answers
Under the Trump administration's deportation blitz, ICE's new 'staging center' in Alexandria, Louisiana is run by the operators of Lasalle Corrections, a private, for-profit company with a history of ...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The collective ignorance of MAGA, a cult that mindlessly repeats whatever they've been told by liars—and knows no actual history.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hypocrisy is a virtue to fascists.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 04/10/2026
The Super Intelligence Force will report directly to the man who thinks windmills cause cancer.
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Someone needs a nap. It’s me. I’m someone. 🙋🏻‍♀️ @someoneneedsanap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s infuriating.
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WatchYourRepsTN&SC @watchyourrepssc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're Tougher Than Your Fear Thinks You Are open.substack.com/pub/thejackh...
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You're Tougher Than Your Fear Thinks You Are
Seven tools for staying steady when the world feels like it's coming apart.
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess there's some sort of "somebody logs onto the internet for the first time every day" sorta thing going on here, but how are people not so _bored_ of constantly pretending to be mad about this stuff? On some level to Permanently Furious Nerd Boys just strike me, ironically, as hobbyless.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
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Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At a time in history when the most influential leaders of the U.S. need to stand up loudly and clearly for the rule of law, democracy, and decency, they are leading the charge in the opposite direction — fawning over the most dangerous authoritarian America has ever witnessed. Do not forget this.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Imagine if instead of regulating drone risks the normal way (which we did), we instead paid weird bloggers lots of money to worry about superintelligent dogs sprouting thumbs and using drones to kill us. This is pretty much how the US is approaching AI risks and regulations. My latest:
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Why We Can't Let Enormous Weirdos Regulate AI
Imagine if instead of regulating drones via the standard lengthy, boring, and bureaucratic process - which we did - we instead decided, in the name of fostering all-important American drone innovation...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/10/2026
I think this does a good job of expressing my #1 problem with the effective altruist approach: the sheer hubris associated with a lot of how it presently operates. And modesty and humility are the cures.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/10/2026
“The first step to doing good in an effective manner is to be honest about our cognitive limitations—and to take seriously the ever-present danger that even the most well-meaning and thoroughly “researched” interventions may prove to be counterproductive.”
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The Problem with Effective Altruism
A partial defense.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Croohur @ballaug.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doesnt say "no drunks". Wonder why.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
Yes, Slutcon is real. And while there’s nothing wrong with this kind of event in perfect isolation, in the context of “women in Silicon Valley tech are reporting feeling serious social pressure to attend,” it becomes very gross. (BTW, Gretta is Eliezer Yudkowsky’s partner). slutcon.com
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So You've Been Called a Creep - Gretta 45 min
Someone has called you creepy. Maybe more than one person. How can you make sense of that? We don't have all the answers, but we've thought some about it and we want to figure it out together. This will be a workshop / friendly discussion.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
These are the same weirdos who are trying to take over the process of regulating AI and setting US tech policy. little-flying-robots.ghost.io/why-we-cant-...
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Why We Can't Let Enormous Weirdos Regulate AI
Imagine if instead of regulating drones via the standard lengthy, boring, and bureaucratic process - which we did - we instead decided, in the name of fostering all-important American drone innovation...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
So many autistic/neurodivergent women (which I bet describes a LOT of women in the Silicon Valley AI scene) report being *specifically* targeted by sexual predators who take advantage of their issues with reading social situations. Which is why I loathe the “oh, those poor autistic men” excuse.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@jkbjournalist.bsky.social reopened the Epstein case; Heidi Blake seems to have restarted the UK prosecuting Andrew Tate; Ronan Farrow, Megan Twohey and Jodi Kantor made the system finally go after Weinstein for real. Journalism has again and again made the justice system do its job.
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Constant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are within a hairs-breadth of a gov't council on physical fitness summit about the benefits of rape for men.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Brain death of a salesman.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cowboys past and present are: Black, Indigenous, Latino, immigrant, queer, trans, radical, female (and the ones in rodeos rely on rodeo clowns to keep them safe). And that pro-democracy pro-Constitution patriots despise this dimwitted pile of hatreds. I've met cowboys and you, sir, are no cowboy.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's by Artemisia Gentileschi, the great baroque painter/rape survivor. People who have been addressing violence against women for a long time do not enjoy hearing the non-solutions of those who have decided to think about it this week.
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh the irony that MAGA truck drivers can’t do their wasteful dictator worship caravans anymore because their orange felon made diesel too expensive to even do their day to day jobs let alone to display their fascist stupidity on major highways.
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Lady Di @ladydi2020.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is where we are at. The U.S. was the only one to oppose… 😡 #Pinks
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PhillipUSA @phillipusa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And Republicans actually want ‘one more chance…🙄 NO and Hell NO.
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talarico wants data centers to pay for their own grid upgrades, recycle their water, create real jobs, & get a community's consent before moving in. Paxton took nearly $500,000 from the industry. Texans want a senator who fights for them. That's why we will have a #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/09/2026
🔵Democrats are unified and ready to get work done for the American people. 🔴Republicans are distancing themselves from Trump and doing damage control. #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Brian Cardone @cardonebrian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wiley Nickel (D-NC) makes such a valid point here about voting all the way down ballot and not leaving any race without a vote. In 2020 Cherie Beasley lost her election for NC Supreme Court by 401 votes. Let’s get a #BlueWaveIn40Days by voting for every Democrat on the ballot.
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A federal judge ordered Trump to restore CNN, MS NOW, & POLITICO’s White House access immediately. He blocked reporters anyway. Chinese state media gets in while U.S. journalists get punished. Flip Congress; no president gets to make court orders optional. #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trump has raised $850 million supposedly for campaign ads but instead he's keeping the money and billing U.S. taxpayers for a spot Pure Mafia stuff
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 24/09/2026
Donald Johnson is 81. He has driven over 200,000 miles delivering lost luggage as his wife Josephine has cancer & he needs to pay her medical bills. “It’s the only job that will hire me.” Vote blue for a country where 81-year-olds get to care for their wives. #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Aaron Black @aaronblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gas prices. Grocery prices. Rent. Healthcare. Everything costs more because of Trump and his Republican enablers in Congress. Democrats will take back Congress in 40 days and we will start making life affordable again. #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Silver Spring Progressive Action @sspaction1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Josh Turek hauled his own wheelchair up the Iowa statehouse stairs every day just to show up and legislate. His platform bans corporate PAC money and closes billionaire tax loopholes. Send him to the Senate and Iowa finally gets someone billionaires can’t buy. #BlueWaveIn40Days
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
With early voting underway in several states, Democrats have employed this campaign surrogate to 24 states…… to galvanize voters Just filed ===> macfarlanenews.substack.com/p/40-days-ou...
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40 DAYS OUT - In Homestretch to Midterms, Rep. Jamie Raskin Emerges as Pivotal Campaign Surrogate
The former House Jan 6 Select Committee Member has been dispatched to 24 states, including rural America
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026
ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.
statesman.com
Attorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash delivery
A Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody.
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deserves every last bit of it & so do his followers who clearly care more about money than that he’s a Pedophile, racist or rapist!
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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s really fucked up that Trump’s life deserves more protection legally than mine or yours. A fucking traitor! Think about that.
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