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Fight & Intimacy Director, professional Bad Apple, and the critics have called me an Upstart Crow (she/they). Once I didn't say hello to a man and it ruined his life

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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 02/10/2026
Big Tech companies like Flock Safety have built a mass surveillance system to harvest Americans’ private and personal data without their consent. I’m proud to introduce the Ban Flock Act with @sanders.senate.gov to enforce our constitutional right to privacy.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop telling women what to do. Stop telling us to do all of the work. Stop acting like you know more about our struggle than we do. Stand up for your fellow human being without any reward because that’s what we’re supposed to do. Ffs.
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dave wagner @davewagner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new research reports that cats vocalize more when greeting male owners. researchers suggest that this is because cats have apparently learned that men require additional explanation when provided with basic communication. I don't like the idea that cats are judging me this accurately.
Freya, a fluffy gray cat, sits on a light blue table, staring downward with a serious, slightly concerned expression.
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sword lesbian shelby @shelbyconverse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why I have cats and not cars
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A friend of mine works in AI and thinks bad things are about to happen. He sold his home and moved his family out the country. He said that if you own a home in a walkable San Francisco neighborhood near a taqueria with good veggie options, you should sell your home for super cheap right now.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Burnett explained that while the sketch was brilliantly written, it called for "Starlett" to "come down the stairs with the curtains just hanging" on her. Mackie, thinking the visual element could be funnier, "came up with the idea of making the dress with the curtain rod. I fell on the floor."
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Carol Burnett remembers designer Bob Mackie – 'I loved him very much'
Carol Burnett remembers longtime collaborator Bob Mackie, the legendary costume designer behind her show's most hilarious gags.
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
kudos to macklemore here for —right off the bat— the perspective and acknowledgment of who the real victims are
I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.

But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yo. This is the union calling for a boycott. Here in America people like to say "Well I was already boycotting Starbucks!" No you were not. You were just choosing not to buy their stuff. That is not a boycott. A boycott is an organized, collective activity. "I" don't boycott: we do.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 12/09/2026
We have power in numbers, and we'll continue to fight for a better Starbucks. Support us by BOYCOTTING STARBUCKS until the company finalizes fair union contracts with workers! boycottstarbucks.net
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BOYCOTT STARBUCKS
Starbucks is the biggest violator of U.S. labor law in modern history. Join the movement - Boycott Starbucks!
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 22/09/2025
dudes rock
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so my spouse is part of a weirdly intense but mostly benign men's workout group that meets at like, 5:30am outside every day, even in winter. they do a lot of burpees and lugging cinder blocks up hills and stuff.
they take turns leading the workouts and tomorrow is his turn. I asked what he was planning. he handed me a sheet of William Carlos William poems from a large stack he'd printed.
I said "what" and he explained, helpfully, "it's a William Carlos William themed workout." I asked what inspired it and he said "l've been planning this for months."
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it was a smash hit.
a dozen guys showed up (more than usual). spouse brought a red wheelbarrow and they took turns bringing cinder blocks up the hill with it. then they broke up in teams and did a relay with an "icebox" (cooler filled with 40lbs of ice). at the end he opened the cooler to reveal it was full of beach plum lacroix and all the guys cheered. they drank sparkling water as he read 'approach of winter' out loud.
he was home by 6:30am.
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Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ICE got permission to cut open a Cuban hunger striker’s stomach and insert a gastric tube to make him easier to forcefeed Nuremberg trials are too merciful for these monsters www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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ICE given permission to force-feed Cuban hunger striker with gastric tube
Exclusive: court orders seen by Guardian show agency given approval to fit Texas detainee with tube without his consent
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Riley Black 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦕 @restingdinoface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🎧 “Matching my nails to the pink of your lips I cannot take my mind off your fingertips Matching this beat to the swing of your kiss We fought it, we want it, come over here, bitch”
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Freesia @freesiajasmine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
So many people miss that there's a fundamental difference between, say, reading Lovecraft despite his racism, and consuming Rowling despite her transphobia - in that doing the latter is actively funneling money and power to hurting people right now.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What if I pirate/buy second hand/etc. my Harry Potter stuff? You are still keeping her cultural relevance alive, which is how she keeps getting big money deals Also, you are immersing yourself in the creative output of a bigot. It is time to let it go. You are required to let it go.
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Dr. Emily Friedman @ecfriedman.com · 27/08/2026
Another call with my dad: The Imagination Library site has been slammed with donations (which is great) but it’s the same site/bandwidth used for enrolling new kids. So please do be patient if you’re donating. So many folks work so hard to keep DPIL humming, & it’s a lot right now. Grief & Joy.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am loving all the Dolly clips and songs and stories. Here’s one that a friend of mine shared—it's about self-respect.
It occurs to me that the time has come to tell the story of the one time I ever spoke to Dolly Parton (for about five minutes or less, on the phone). Some of you will already know this one, but for the ones who don't:
So almost 15 years ago now, I was working from home while living in a log cabin in Sevierville, Tennessee (if you didn't know, that's where Dolly grew up, and where Dollywood is today). I didn't have much to get me out of the house, so I got a part-time job at the library to have a reason to go out.
I worked in the children's section as an assistant librarian, and when we had a literacy event, I thought it would be very cool, with Dolly's interest in children's literacy and her well-known charity, to have her either come in to the event (which I saw as unlikely) or maybe record us a super quick video (which I thought she might actually do).
I asked the senior librarians if we knew her contact info, and got kind of a snort in response. "Oh, we have her number. You can try. Good luck!"
Uh, weird? So I called the number, her assistant answered, I explained a bit about who I was, the assistant put me on hold for about 5 minutes, and suddenly with no warning it was the unmistakable voice of Dolly Parton, asking me how she could help me today.
I had not expected to talk to her, only to her assistant. So I'm sure I sounded nervous and rushed as I explained to her what I was asking for to make our literacy event better, and why I thought she'd be so perfect since she's from there and knows how these kids need the support.And she said to me:
"Well honey I think it's great that the kids at the library have someone as passionate as you are working for them. And you know I want every kid to be able to read."
I knew from how she said it that there was going to be a "but."
"But there's something you have to understand. All the people on that library board today are the exact people who bullied me and made me feel worthless the whole time I was growing up. And I made a promise to myself that I wasn't going to give any of them any help or do anything for them I didn't have to do. I really hope your event goes well and you sound like a good person, but I hope you understand this isn't something I can do."
I told her I very much understood, and wished her well, and was so incredibly delighted I'd gotten to talk to her.
She never once did work with them. You won't find one event where Dolly ever, ever did work with those people on the Sevier County Library Board. Not all the way up to the end.
She was one of a kind. RIP.
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember that if you got the Moderna Covid vaccine, you have Dolly Parton to thank, she gave the largest individual contribution toward their research to make it possible.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day
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Jesse Heinig @jesseheinig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And now for a gaming thread that nobody will like! My interactions with Hasbro/WotC are low these days because I'm not a fan of Hasbro corporate decisions. Thus, even though I was a #DarkSun superfan from ages long past, I'm not enthusiastic about the upcoming Dark Sun releases. cw: slavery 🧵 +
Dark Sun D&D pre-release poster for 2027, showcasing a muscular woman with a huge spiky sword and spiked armor holding a skul land attached spine high behind a battlefield of dudes in spiky armor fighting draconic or vaguely reptilian spiky creatures. The sun in the background seems to be a golden orb with a yellow outer ring, a golden corona, and spiky bits coming off of it.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/08/2026
I'm listening, I'm learning. Safety first, NYC.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/08/2026
more places should have artists-in-residence. like there should be a residency where you live on a particular train for a month. there should be an oil rig residency, an arctic research station residency. maybe a residency at a zoo
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/08/2026
People come to New York City from all over the world to experience Broadway. The kids who grow up here should be able to do the same. We’re partnering with TDF to give away over 2,000 free Broadway tickets to NYC High School students at on.nyc.gov/broadway. Break a leg, high schoolers!
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A marmot’s gotta do what it takes to pay the bills
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Marmots facing money troubles turn to OnlyFans
A Colorado lab researching the ground-squirrels comes up with an innovative way to raise money after funding cuts.
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sword lesbian shelby @shelbyconverse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Leopards eat my face, Plums, Lynn Nottage locked in the bathroom at Lincoln Center, that time I corrected Lin Manuel Miranda on the lyrics to Les Mis
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"History involves sorting and organizing hundreds of thousands of facts" I remain astounded by how loud and wrong people are about what history actually is.
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I haven't heard people talking about this, but AI is an absolute game changer for doing historical research. History involves sorting and organizing hundreds of thousands of facts— a massive logistical/memory problem made so delightfully easy with agentic research. 1/
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I did an OCR conversion of all my PDFs to make text files, built a semantic search index, and can just let my agents roam free to answer questions, fact-check, dig up interesting stories, quotes, etc. It takes a lot of the hard work out, as well as a lot of the human error. 2/2
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Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
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VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say
The director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns.
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Claudio Pozas — Commissions Open @claudiopozas.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Casual reminder that I did the very first 5e Dark Sun illustration, in Princes if the Apocalypse.
An gladiator woman wielding dual-bladed bone hand axes and wearing leather armor stands defiant against armed cultists gliding down with personal balloons, against an olive-tinted sky with multiple moons.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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sword lesbian shelby @shelbyconverse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thanks @justiceraminarman.bsky.social for writing Crown of the Witch Queen just for me specifically!
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy World Tiger Day
The Tiger by Nael, age 6
From They're Singing a Song in Their Rocket
The tiger
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 28/07/2026
WELP I WAS ANNOYED AND HAD THE TIME: “When men say she should be grateful for the attention, they’re saying a woman’s scholarship only gains true meaning when a famous man shines a light on it.” news.chanda.science/archive/an-o...
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An Odyssey Through Testimonial Injustice
On reading Dr. Emily Wilson, properly
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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It is a brief, magical moment where you can do an actual, big-screen double feature of The Odyssey and Hadestown this week. Mythology nerds, film nerds, and Broadway nerds are getting their thematic Barbenheimer moment.
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everyone wake up, the only review that matters is in
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 26/07/2026
Really unfortunate that the artists of the movie now have to come out and do damage control and reiterate that no AI was used in the making of the film. you know how the company could’ve prevented this? by banning AI use in the artbook production and publicity phases
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Leon Barillaro @barilleon.com · 26/07/2026
I think the lesson corporations in the media/entertainment business should learn from this avatar thing is that it is not enough to not use genAI in “the creative parts” of the process. Any indication that it was used in *any* part of the process spoils the product for a huge chunk of your audience.
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 25/07/2026
"Excuse me," the man at the bar said, "but I couldn't help overhearing. Are you really saying you refuse to pick one?" "I don't see why I should have to." "It's a core part of one's identity!" "My gender and sexuality-" "Oh!" He looked relieved. "I thought you were talking about football teams."
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There was a call for the other angle. bsky.app/profile/dave...
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A large part of politics is taking credit for the work.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Larry laid his mouse in front of the press to be photographed. Lest you ask, this is a real photograph via the Press Association.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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sword lesbian shelby @shelbyconverse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cats also love @thetarotlady.bsky.social's books!
A black cat rubs his face along a book - one tooth is showing.
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sword lesbian shelby @shelbyconverse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The reality of life is that I cannot make anyone *want* to be with me. But I also can't wait for them.
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