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Spreadsheet man. Lives in an old house. Yells at cloud service providers.

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adigi @adigi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
נתקע. מנצל יפה את השליש האסקי שבו :(
שליש האסקי שלא נראה כמו האסקי
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
I have some thoughts™ on the newly released Cloudflare Basin and K2. I'm not vain enough to start a newsletter, so I'll try to write them in this thread. Obv, my own personal opinions, not representing my employer, etc. Nothing novel, just maybe nit visible to folks not working on such systems.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
The only sycophancy I will accept
Taste Profile
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You have a profound connection to
atmospheric and experimental soundscapes, with a taste that spans from the expansive textures of drone and ambient to the intricate compositions of neoclassical and post-rock.
Artists like Stars Of The Lid and Max Richter are central to your listening, often drawing you into long-form, immersive pieces. You also gravitate towards the melancholic yet powerful sounds of The Cure and Low, blending gothic rock and slowcore into your sonic palette. Your recent explorations show a keen interest in the heavier, more intense side of this spectrum, embracing drone metal, sludge metal, and noise rock from artists like MONO, sunn O)), and Boris, suggesting a preference for music that is both introspective and sonically demanding.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 30/09/2026
Was mentioning Greg Egan's Distress, and realized that book is more topical than ever, with its plot of doomer cultist trying to stop an AI-assisted physics breakthrough.
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Yoz Grahame @yoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BAY AREA: this nice, modern, fully working gas stove is yours FREE if you can pick it up from Fruitvale (Oakland) in the next four hours There is also a window air conditioner, a queen-size bookshelf headboard, and an adorable sewing table. All free, but ask in the next HOUR
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 29/09/2026
East bay frens, fyi (sadly, can’t go myself)
theuctheatre.org
Descendents / The Chats
Sep 29, 2026 at The UC Theatre
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
it's funny because it's true
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
Just spotted in south Berkeley. Disinterested human in the front seat.
A golden Tesla cybertaxi car driving on a residential street with a craftsmen houses
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
@strawjackal.org כן זה מיותר בדיוק כמו שיכולת לנחש
A hand holds a Heineken 0.0 alcohol-free flavored brew can with a red star, green and blue label, and gold top against a plain wall.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
Y’all talking about the creeps weekend, but I literally have them in my neighborhood. I pass by the hotel they bought when walking my dog. It’s across the street from a middle school. Why aren’t Berkeley NIMBYs up in arms about that instead of replacing a crumbling 7-11 with apartments?
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
ironholds.org
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
A band performs on stage under blue and purple lights, with a guitarist on the left, a drummer in the center, and another guitarist on the right. A large backdrop displays swirling green and blue abstract patterns, and stage equipment is visible against a dark overhead rig.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
The dudes with robes and pointy hats in the audience for the sleep show are giving me unseen university vibes.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 26/09/2026
Intelligence indeed
A person from behind wearing a yellow, white, and black Renault elf cycling jersey and black shorts, standing in front of urinals. Below, white text reads “Summarize the key takeaways from this saved post” above a dark button labeled “Try it.”
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 24/09/2026
אם חשבתם ש״שפה כמכלול״ זה רעיון גרוע, מסתבר שיבאו את הקונספט ללימודי המתמטיקה בתיכון. נקרא ״Discovery math״
static.klipy.com
Captain Picard's Frustration (Patrick Stewart)
ALT: Captain Picard's Frustration (Patrick Stewart)
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.
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Michael Gattozzi @mgattozzi.dev · 22/09/2026
Genuinely baffled. Like wtf are we doing here? Where was all this money for other distros? What you gotta have a racist run it and then slap on AI for a bunch of dotfiles to get the cash?
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 21/09/2026
Let's also make it @kafkastreams.bsky.social awareness week: in short, Kafka Streams is awesome, which you already know if you're using it.
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Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Sea Otter Awareness Week!
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austin @aparker.io · 21/09/2026
claim: the actual dangerous subsidy in AI is frontier lab researchers/devs not having to pay for they own tokens
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Laurence Tratt @ltratt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was amusing to read that the current "AI makes lectures irrelevant" debate has echos from 1781 as related by Boswell.
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“The report is expected to say that there is a widespread instance of the British public telling the truth and the British propaganda machine lying frequently and loudly to it to change their minds“
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 20/09/2026
לכלב הזה יש בדיוק שני מצבי צבירה
קורו, כלב שחור גדול, ישן על הרצפה ומביע חוסר עניין מוחלט בעולם קורו, כלב שחור גדול, מסתכל במבט דורשני
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 20/09/2026
WD-40 transdermal patches. (personal use only)
A photo of a box of 8 transdermal patches of WD-40, with an unopened patch folder. The box is blue with the WD-40 logo, noting it's Lubriquel petroglidate 120mg - Helps reduce friction, supports smooth movement, for stiff or creaky joints and is long lasting with discreet support.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 20/09/2026
צריך לדרוש תמלוגים ,בישראל עלו על הטריק הזה כבר מזמן
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 19/09/2026
Kuro, a 120 lb black mutt, is wet on a beach, rubbing himself in the sand
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 17/09/2026
damn ivory tower academics. they should've named it "cutie" instead.
newscientist.com
Beautiful new cat species is first to be named in a century | New Scientist
The enigmatic tiger cats of South America now encompass a new species – the tilcayo – bringing the number of known tiger cat species to five
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026
great art articulates eternal truths
script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
   [They do not log off]

                                  CURTAIN
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 17/09/2026
Party game – without searching, how many of you know which famous report contains the following sentence: > The computer system is very elaborate, having over 250,000 lines of code.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 17/09/2026
TIL that NY, NC, SC, VA and WI drivers licenses are designed and manufactured by a Canadian company 🍿🍿🍿
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"the author of that harry potter story leads an insane cult that's captured much of the media in this country" is a different person if you're in the UK or the US
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 16/09/2026
Another stupid hill to blow myself up on: Ed Sheeran is just a less pretentious Radiohead.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 15/09/2026
Now I have truly seen everything
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 15/09/2026
terrytao.wordpress.com
A Severe Misalignment of AI in Mathematics
I am proud to be among the list of 25 initial signatories — all Fields Medallists — to the declaration below, which grew out of discussions between ourselves over the last week. We have…
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evil maid @lenazun.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i chuckled
The world doesn't want Al art. We want art from children of rich parents. The way it's supposed to be
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.
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Richard Chambers @newschambers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Breaking: Donald Trump says “I’d love to see Ireland unified…. I think it would be a great thing. How could it be bad?” Oh my word.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 10/09/2026
It's back!
Screenshot:

[Nitter's logo]

[Strikethrough text:] Cease and desist [end of strikethrough] – UPDATE Sep 7th

On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters were sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

Following legal advice, the Nitter project will continue. This instance and others will be back up and running shortly. An announcement will be made within a week, once we're able to reveal more information.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is never true; it’s ultimately just a homophobic joke. (And it’s tired and worn out even if it is a joke.) Stop making it.
BREAKING:
There is a Grindr outage in Dallas at the Republican midterm convention 

Image:

Grindr
Dot spray around Dallas with an arrow pointing to it. 

My note on it: STOP ITstatus.grindr.com
Past Incidents
Sep 9, 2026
No incidents reported today.
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Hila Peleg @hilacodes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The first annual Future of Property-Based Testing Workshop (FPBT'27) will be happening in Mexico City on January 12th (co-located with POPL'27)! Submissions are open now (deadline October 23rd); see popl27.sigplan.org/home/fpbt-2027 for details.
popl27.sigplan.org
FPBT 2027 - Future of Property-Based Testing - POPL 2027
Property-based testing has grown from a niche technique into a recognized discipline with a thriving research community and a considerable base of industrial practitioners. In fact, PBT is only increa...
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
blizzard workers had to fight tooth and nail for years, but they finally did it: they secured a union contract not just for one team, but for all unionized units--warcraft, overwatch, diablo, and more
“We really started mobilizing as one Blizzard unit in [the] last couple of months, and I think that really helped put the pressure on,” Paul Cox, senior game designer on World of Warcraft, told Aftermath.
"I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment."
Prior to spring of this year, the WoW team, which unionized in 2024, had gotten the lion's share of bargaining time. Other units found themselves stuck in the mud. Higher-ups were effectively stalling the whole process—unfortunately nothing new for unionized workers under Microsoft’s umbrella.
"For this whole year of bargaining on the Diablo side—and I imagine on the rest of the units as well—we received so few [bargaining] dates, but we kind of had the understanding that whatever WoW was able to win would at least influence and set the floor for the rest of our units,” Diablo senior environment artist Mahreen Fatima told Aftermath. “We adopted this messaging about how WoW's wins are our wins, so we should be out there mobilizing with them. But truly, I feel like the company dragged its feet and did a lot of posturing and wasting time until the very, very last moment this last month to finally be able to say, 'OK, yes, we are willing to extend this contract to everyone.' We really did not have any indication that we could get this done until last month."
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/09/2026
The chant you're hearing is "FIRST! DO NO HARM!" Huge high five to everyone who came out to the protest at Mount Sinai over the hospital's deal with Trump to end gender-affirming care for trans youth. 🧵 of photos to follow!
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You can now vote for the replacement for Suica’s penguin mascot, who is retiring next year. www.jreast.co.jp/suica-new-ch...
Three cartoon mascots: A is a brown squirrel with a black stripe on its head; B is a purple monster with bunny ears, a white face, and big hands; C is a frowning orange creature with big ears, carrying another small creature in a pouch.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 07/09/2026
בית השיטה got nothing on this
Small Ortega chiles
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 06/09/2026
Some people are living in the year 3000
A wood picnic table, with number signs for food orders stuck between the table planks.
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