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@shay.elkin.io
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Spreadsheet man. Lives in an old house. Yells at cloud service providers.

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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 2h
It seems to me that software _development_ was always seen as a cost-center.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 2h
*לסודעט
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 2h
התכוונתי לסוגיו מטפורי: זה מריח מכל הבעיות של כתיבה סטודנטיאלית.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 3h
אולי זה שלירוקים קפצה האנטישמיות עד כדי כך שהירוקים האירופאים ביקשו מהם להרגע? לי זה נראה פשוט כאילו נתנו לסודעטים לכתוב את ההצהרה, וקיבלו בדיוק מה שאפשר לצפות ממי שזו הפעם הראשונה שהוא נאלץ לחשוב על סכסוכים.
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Graydon Hoare @graydon-pub.bsky.social · 5h
and if we're talking about responsibility, it feels to me somewhat irresponsible when my peers (as they often do!) stick their heads in the sand about this subject, wishing for computers to remain pure personal playgrounds of skilled programmers, without acknowledging how they function in the world.
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Graydon Hoare @graydon-pub.bsky.social · 13h
I mean, I have never had non-dread-filled feelings about computers. the idea that there was some utopia of good software-writing time before LLMs seems odd to me. it has always been a train wreck. now it's an industrial train wreck with exciting power tools. will the bug backlog grow or shrink? idk.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 6h
Video coming soon? Some slides nerd sniped me.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 04/10/2026
Waymo to SFO is annoying tho - afaik it can’t drop you directly at the terminal. And East Bay doesn’t have service yet. Waymo got the approval to run service here in August, so I hope it’ll start soon
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 04/10/2026
Your experience is pretty much in line with everybody else but Tesla’s owners. Understandable: human trait not to accept you’ve been had for large amount of money.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 03/10/2026
Thinking about it some more, I don’t know how he prefers to label himself, in regards to his Israeli, Palestinian & Arab origins. And I don’t expect him to publicly discuss any while employed, so labeling him such is a guess on my part.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 03/10/2026
Worse, those 2% are not equally distributed: there are significantly less Israeli Palestinians or Arabs in leadership roles, even if one of the most successful executive in big tech today is an Israeli-Palestinian.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 02/10/2026
youtube.com
The Puppies of Chernobyl
YouTube video by Cloth Map
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 02/10/2026
אולי הכלב שלה ריאקטיבי (למרות שבד״כ כשזה קורה לי, זה מלווה בהתנצלות)
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adigi @adigi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
נתקע. מנצל יפה את השליש האסקי שבו :(
שליש האסקי שלא נראה כמו האסקי
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
…with some intelligent behind-the-scenes engineering to handle each differently. 3. And congrats to the CF team on those launches 🥂. Not yet a direct competition to my (obvious) choice cloud-hosted event streaming provider*, but a sizeable competition. * confluent.io/cloud-kafka
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
And yes, one would always perform better: we can only abstract, not cheat reality. Hence having two different products (CF K2 and CF Queues) makes technical sense. But I can't help but imagine a single product with 1st class support for both use cases…
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
Telling customers "you're holding it wrong", even when true, isn't how I roll. In practice, every queue would have to evolve to support streaming workloads, and every event streaming system would have to evolve to support queue semantics.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
2. Queues and streams differ, but most of their users couldn't care less: to me it seems like most pick one and then use it for both*. * ofc, the nature of my job biases me towards evaluating failures than successes. So may be just skewed pov.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
The hidden cost* is in latency: even S3 express can only be so fast. Yet most would never run into that issue. Everyone wants low latency, but most use cases don't really need it. Some still over-engineer. * aside from the usual "it costs to get data out of the zone" billing.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
1. Most of the time, no matter what you build, if you're on a cloud, object storage is the solution: cheap, globally available, infinitely-scalable, extremely reliable, strongly consistent (some CSP), and simple to use key-value store. If the answer isn't "use postgres", it's likely "use obj store"
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
I have some thoughts™ on the newly released Cloudflare Basin and K2. I'm not vain enough to start a newsletter, so I'll try to write them in this thread. Obv, my own personal opinions, not representing my employer, etc. Nothing novel, just maybe nit visible to folks not working on such systems.
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For a long time I've wanted a sense of how trump has or hasn't interacted with chatbots (we know he posts a lot of slop sure). And this TIME anecdote about Grok arguably leading Trump into war is just extremely bracing
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
The only sycophancy I will accept
Taste Profile
Beta
You have a profound connection to
atmospheric and experimental soundscapes, with a taste that spans from the expansive textures of drone and ambient to the intricate compositions of neoclassical and post-rock.
Artists like Stars Of The Lid and Max Richter are central to your listening, often drawing you into long-form, immersive pieces. You also gravitate towards the melancholic yet powerful sounds of The Cure and Low, blending gothic rock and slowcore into your sonic palette. Your recent explorations show a keen interest in the heavier, more intense side of this spectrum, embracing drone metal, sludge metal, and noise rock from artists like MONO, sunn O)), and Boris, suggesting a preference for music that is both introspective and sonically demanding.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
לידיעת הצופים: ככה הוא נראה כשהוא לא מאוד מתרגש. מאוד מתרגש כולל קפיצות, זריקת צעצועים באוויר, ושירה אדירה כאילו היה 100% האסקי.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
מה שכן ״שיהיה פסיכיאטר יהודי״ זו תגובה מצויינת.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
טיבי אוראטור מצוין, אבל נדמה לי שרק מהנייר. בהחלט עולה על רוב הקולגות שלו, שגרועים גם כשמתכוננים מראש, אבל חבל שכשזה מגיע לקרב יריקות מילולי, הוא מאבד את זה תדיר (״צריך פסיכיאטר״).
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 30/09/2026
It was also (to me, when I read it in '98 or '99) quite novel with its treatment of gender, I wonder if a reread will make it love this book more or discover stuff to hate, that I didn't realize was a problem 27 years ago.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 30/09/2026
Was mentioning Greg Egan's Distress, and realized that book is more topical than ever, with its plot of doomer cultist trying to stop an AI-assisted physics breakthrough.
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Yoz Grahame @yoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BAY AREA: this nice, modern, fully working gas stove is yours FREE if you can pick it up from Fruitvale (Oakland) in the next four hours There is also a window air conditioner, a queen-size bookshelf headboard, and an adorable sewing table. All free, but ask in the next HOUR
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 29/09/2026
At least publicly, Cory always seemed to overdose on his own supply for years, which i postulate made him more popular but much less effective. Hence nothing new from him.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 29/09/2026
East bay frens, fyi (sadly, can’t go myself)
theuctheatre.org
Descendents / The Chats
Sep 29, 2026 at The UC Theatre
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 29/09/2026
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 29/09/2026
We had "this will allow everyone to write their own software" moments before, all ended with a whimper. The tech was never this impressive before, but serious q, if I may: what signal suggests to you today is the day it'll finally happen? Asking as I am yet to see why this is not "just" better.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 29/09/2026
“A use-after-free bug in the transporter passangers reassembling code”
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
it's funny because it's true
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
Just spotted in south Berkeley. Disinterested human in the front seat.
A golden Tesla cybertaxi car driving on a residential street with a craftsmen houses
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
I want to think experienced people that do feel like they need AI items on their resume can also could get hired into less abusive employers?
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
What I don’t get tho is who is signing up for this: the JD often lists experience needed, those aren’t entry level “break into industry” positions. I could maybe get a 1st hire that’s promised mountains of equity, but this ain’t that either. Who says yes to this?
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
Half full glass: they disclosed the 699 on the cold email; I’ve heard of multiple than would only disclose this mid-process
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
@strawjackal.org כן זה מיותר בדיוק כמו שיכולת לנחש
A hand holds a Heineken 0.0 alcohol-free flavored brew can with a red star, green and blue label, and gold top against a plain wall.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
If we build it according to my plans, everyone will die
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
Y’all talking about the creeps weekend, but I literally have them in my neighborhood. I pass by the hotel they bought when walking my dog. It’s across the street from a middle school. Why aren’t Berkeley NIMBYs up in arms about that instead of replacing a crumbling 7-11 with apartments?
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
I hope you won’t mind if I’ll steal this analogy to explain other things that requires multiple alignment
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
ironholds.org
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
like I suspect many of you on This Website, I think a core reason why I find Eliezer Yudkowsky and his rationalist and effective altruist satellites so intensely annoying is because I had a VERY similar “being a super weird, pretentious, hyper-literate kid” experience - I just, you know, grew up.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
A band performs on stage under blue and purple lights, with a guitarist on the left, a drummer in the center, and another guitarist on the right. A large backdrop displays swirling green and blue abstract patterns, and stage equipment is visible against a dark overhead rig.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
The dudes with robes and pointy hats in the audience for the sleep show are giving me unseen university vibes.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 26/09/2026
Intelligence indeed
A person from behind wearing a yellow, white, and black Renault elf cycling jersey and black shorts, standing in front of urinals. Below, white text reads “Summarize the key takeaways from this saved post” above a dark button labeled “Try it.”
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