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Shay 🥙

@shay.elkin.io
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Spreadsheet man. Lives in an old house. Yells at cloud service providers.

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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 16h
The comparison to IBM is new, though? (I don't expect it to be true, as I'm certain Oxide would've made the songbook public)
AI generated description: An open booklet showing two aged pages with printed songs dedicated to Thomas J. Watson, president of I.B.M., including titles, tune references, and lyrics in black text on cream paper.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 07/10/2026
ftfy
A man speaks on stage, with a slide reading “The Most ports ever on a Surace Laptop“. There's the spell-checker squiggly line below the word "Surace".
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 07/10/2026
Tag yourself
A close-up of a control panel labeled 'The Entertainer III' on a wooden surface. It features four small beige buttons labeled OFF, DOWN, UP, UP-DOWN, and six colorful rectangular buttons: green 'swinger rhythm', yellow 'keyed rhythm', orange 'musical rhythm', purple 'magic chord', pink 'grand chord', and yellow 'magic memory'. The text 'Swinging Fingers' appears above the buttons.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 07/10/2026
I've been waiting for this moment for 40 years
Three men look at a computer: one on the left in a maroon jacket holds a small white device, the center man wears glasses, a red tie, and a red button on a tan cardigan, and the man on the right wears a brown jacket and scarf.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/10/2026
The only sycophancy I will accept
Taste Profile
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You have a profound connection to
atmospheric and experimental soundscapes, with a taste that spans from the expansive textures of drone and ambient to the intricate compositions of neoclassical and post-rock.
Artists like Stars Of The Lid and Max Richter are central to your listening, often drawing you into long-form, immersive pieces. You also gravitate towards the melancholic yet powerful sounds of The Cure and Low, blending gothic rock and slowcore into your sonic palette. Your recent explorations show a keen interest in the heavier, more intense side of this spectrum, embracing drone metal, sludge metal, and noise rock from artists like MONO, sunn O)), and Boris, suggesting a preference for music that is both introspective and sonically demanding.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
Just spotted in south Berkeley. Disinterested human in the front seat.
A golden Tesla cybertaxi car driving on a residential street with a craftsmen houses
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 28/09/2026
@strawjackal.org כן זה מיותר בדיוק כמו שיכולת לנחש
A hand holds a Heineken 0.0 alcohol-free flavored brew can with a red star, green and blue label, and gold top against a plain wall.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 27/09/2026
A band performs on stage under blue and purple lights, with a guitarist on the left, a drummer in the center, and another guitarist on the right. A large backdrop displays swirling green and blue abstract patterns, and stage equipment is visible against a dark overhead rig.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 26/09/2026
Intelligence indeed
A person from behind wearing a yellow, white, and black Renault elf cycling jersey and black shorts, standing in front of urinals. Below, white text reads “Summarize the key takeaways from this saved post” above a dark button labeled “Try it.”
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 24/09/2026
A three-panel "Drake Hotline Bling" meme format.

Top panel: Drake looks away with his hand raised in disapproval or rejection next to the text "COMPUTERS".

Middle panel: Drake repeats the same disapproving gesture next to the text "PODCASTS".

Bottom panel: Drake smiles with approval, pointing agreeing fingers toward the text "HOMAGE T-SHIRTS".
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 23/09/2026
do you find yourself having to explain those shirts to some of your younger employees? and when you do, are you doing a rutger hauer impression? (i know i would!)
A movie still featuring a close-up of Roy Batty, a blonde man with a weathered face, drenched in rain in a dark, atmospheric setting. Blood drips down his forehead and nose. In the soft-focus background, a neon sign glows faintly against the cold blue lighting. White subtitle text at the bottom of the frame reads: "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 21/09/2026
סליחה, שלושה
קורו, כלב שחור גדול שוכב על הגב על הספה. לא אכפת לו מכלום חוץ מלקבל belly rubs
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 20/09/2026
לכלב הזה יש בדיוק שני מצבי צבירה
קורו, כלב שחור גדול, ישן על הרצפה ומביע חוסר עניין מוחלט בעולם קורו, כלב שחור גדול, מסתכל במבט דורשני
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 19/09/2026
Kuro, a 120 lb black mutt, is wet on a beach, rubbing himself in the sand
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 18/09/2026
שכחת את הקובץ
קורו, כלב שחור גדול, הולך בשביל בוצי ומאוד מרוצה מעצמו כלבים בשביל בוצי. כולם מאוד מרוצים מעצמם
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 14/09/2026
…and it's gone
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 10/09/2026
It's back!
Screenshot:

[Nitter's logo]

[Strikethrough text:] Cease and desist [end of strikethrough] – UPDATE Sep 7th

On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters were sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

Following legal advice, the Nitter project will continue. This instance and others will be back up and running shortly. An announcement will be made within a week, once we're able to reveal more information.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 07/09/2026
בית השיטה got nothing on this
Small Ortega chiles
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 06/09/2026
Some people are living in the year 3000
A wood picnic table, with number signs for food orders stuck between the table planks.
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Shay 🥙 @shay.elkin.io · 01/09/2026
Yes, the choice of "Now playing" for the hero shot ain't random
A frame from "South Park"'s pilot, showing Kyle, a kid wearing green hat and gloves and an orange parka calling with his hands cupped around his mouth.

Subtitles read "The Disintegration Loops is the best album ever!", with "The Disintegration Loops" clearly pasted on the original title.
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