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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley

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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
neither of them deserves to leave this early but as a "storyline", imo this feud has just about run its course and now's a good time for this big final showdown #bbuk
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thrilled that the new Michelle Keegan crime drama deploys one of my favourite tv tropes - the Flashback Fringe
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My prayers today are with all the nation’s bisexuals after Will and Dianne’s outfits on #Strictly last night
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i call TLOAS the most disappointing album in recent memory but was still like this at 6am today like the clown i am:
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ONE POUND for a wee at Green Park!! Do the urinals flush with rosewater? Is the soap Baylis and Harding? Does someone give you a cocktail on entry?
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
wow can't believe Tove Lo made a song out of my inner monologue
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just-
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Easy to forget but important to remember that many, many gays are, in fact, the worst #bbuk
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Can’t do anything this autumn, I’m busy” The busy in question:
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look obviously deadnaming is bad but I just tried a class calling itself GLC (Glutes, Legs and Core) and I’ll be dead in the ground before I call it anything other than Legs, Bums and Tums
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The fact that Jaime Winstone is doing Strictly because of Danceteria… camp
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
is anyone else's Instagram algorithm suddenly serving them... apologies? and people/brands posting about controversies they're embroiled in??? i don't even know what most of them are about, help 😩
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🚨 Under The Sun, Cheryl, Leicester Pride afterparty, now 🚨
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Matthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
team rocket in saffron city:
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Greg Mosse @gregmosse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is 3 September therefore … :)
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when I put my Leon rewards code in at the self-service kiosk, it auto-fills my name but it's obviously too long for the system at the checkout - so I keep getting "SHAUN KITCHENER BENT" shouted across the restaurant when my order's ready. it's like being back at school!!
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You could have given me a thousand guesses for how season one of The Crow Girl would end and I wouldn’t have even been in the right stratosphere
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pre-Manchester Pride double rainbow means it’s gonna be a banger methinks! (Or, more literally, it means the weather will be fucking chaos)
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I did that machine at the gym that tells you all your stats - muscle mass, body fat %, metabolic age - and it’ll be a cold, cold day in hell before I pay £3 for that horror show again!
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César @cesar-eft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing all the outpouring of love, all the great things she did and how unapologetically she lived her life. What a run on Earth Dolly. What an example to the rest of us to make the most of our short time.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
one thing about Ariana Grande is for every “now that I’ve become who I really are” there’s a 10/10 line like this 🤌
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How am I sleeping, you ask?
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andy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/08/2026
I am a homosexual having a panic attack
Alison Hammond and Nigella Lawson looking astonishing
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Patrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Being gayboy friends is just trading the same £50 back and forth for different event tickets until one of you dies
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a very different double bill of films today but possibly my two faves of the year so far!
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
flying Ryanair to Ibiza out of Stansted
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Underrated!
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I truly think she’d be in a much better place artistically now if people hadn’t pretended this deserved to flop 😔
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(foot)booty hypnotic
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
🚨 THE FLAT’S TEMPERATURE HAS DROPPED BELOW 25 DEGREES 🥹
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just finished RHOBH S11… everything that was happening with this woman, the way she handled it, the way everyone else reacted to her… reality TV at its most fascinating!!!
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Alexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good lord did I misread that.
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
the season two finale of Elsbeth essentially being Elsbeth: All Stars really cements it as a tv classic. The Good Wife universe is three for three!
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
don’t suppose anyone knows how to watch Proud with the original audio in the UK? HBO Max via NOW is only giving me the English dub
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
i am completely addicted to u + me = <3
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The Verge @theverge.com · 12/06/2026
If you were to count out a million seconds, it would take you 11 and a half days. A billion seconds would take you 31.7 years. But a trillion seconds would take 31,700 years — to reach that point today, you would have needed to start counting around the time that neanderthals went extinct.
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A trillion dollars is a stupid amount of money
No one man should have all that power.
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I got to this bit in RHOBH last night and when I tell you I *gasped*
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
so thrilled for Julia from Brothers & Sisters being in The Pitt
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
HMV Leicester is 1) very air conned, 2) playing Avril Lavigne’s greatest hits, so I’ll just be in here for now
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
sent off a pitch and realised I'd made a typo in the company's name. shan't be hearing back from that one, I fear
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David Opie @davidopie.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Gay Emmy voters struggling to pick Best Actress in a Comedy this year #Hacks #TheComeback
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I am a proper indie music fan. Proper 6 music. I send thousands on vinyl and gigs. Best musical experience of the last 10 years was the Steps musical.
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
enjoyed being commissioned to write a bit about the success of SNLUK in the face of widespread cynicism 🤓: euroluminant.com/culture/satu...
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Saturday Night Live UK Review: A Surprisingly Strong Start for the British Adaptation - EuroLuminant
Saturday Night Live UK defies expectations with a sharp, boundary-pushing debut. From viral sketches to strong ratings, the British adaptation proves sketch comedy can still thrive.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
how did Loreen fumble this era so much that the album didn’t even chart in Sweden, let alone the Top 100 in the UK 😵‍💫
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Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
these Hunger Games death canon-style Strictly statements 😭
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
SO MUCH THIS! And just to really rub it in, the arch mad bastard is probably gonna keel over soon enough
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