Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-Bentley☻ ᵖᵃᵘˡ ✿ @trashtacular.bsky.social · 09/10/2026They need to cast Miranda and Bash in a Hetty Wainthropp Investigates reboot 0184
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 08/10/2026one-liner of the series so far. honked. #celebritytraitors 0113
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Maybe should’ve gone in my my9albuma thing actually, what a classic 020
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not Amy Dowden being first pro out two years running, give the woman a BREAK #strictly 130
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026not having any Whitney or Avril or Girls Aloud on there feels WRONG 010
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Me and my 9 albums 💿 Tried to get the balance of childhood faves and recent classics but it was so harrrrrrd www.my9albums.com 130
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Coveting the Bauble - autobiography title shortlist, surely 110
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Even a mis-teeq style one-nighter feels ambitious! But I can’t gauge these things anymore 010
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am *fascinated* to see what exactly they’re gonna do in terms of… like… scale 200
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 30/09/2026neither of them deserves to leave this early but as a "storyline", imo this feud has just about run its course and now's a good time for this big final showdown #bbuk 050
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thrilled that the new Michelle Keegan crime drama deploys one of my favourite tv tropes - the Flashback Fringe 051
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My prayers today are with all the nation’s bisexuals after Will and Dianne’s outfits on #Strictly last night 020
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i call TLOAS the most disappointing album in recent memory but was still like this at 6am today like the clown i am: 121
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I was gonna say “does someone shake it out for you” but there are plenty of London toilets where you can get that for free 190
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ONE POUND for a wee at Green Park!! Do the urinals flush with rosewater? Is the soap Baylis and Harding? Does someone give you a cocktail on entry? 110
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 18/09/2026wow can't believe Tove Lo made a song out of my inner monologue 030
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Thank you for pushing me to check out my Discover feed, by this logic I’m owed a *lot* of porn 000
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Easy to forget but important to remember that many, many gays are, in fact, the worst #bbuk 081
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Can’t do anything this autumn, I’m busy” The busy in question: 041
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Look obviously deadnaming is bad but I just tried a class calling itself GLC (Glutes, Legs and Core) and I’ll be dead in the ground before I call it anything other than Legs, Bums and Tums 120
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The fact that Jaime Winstone is doing Strictly because of Danceteria… camp 020
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 07/09/2026is anyone else's Instagram algorithm suddenly serving them... apologies? and people/brands posting about controversies they're embroiled in??? i don't even know what most of them are about, help 😩 301
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Important: Gen Z queers appear to know the words to All About Tonight by Pixie Lott 160
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 05/09/2026🚨 Under The Sun, Cheryl, Leicester Pride afterparty, now 🚨 110
Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-BentleyMatthew :) @keyspaired.bsky.social · 05/09/2026team rocket in saffron city: 24910
Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-BentleyGreg Mosse @gregmosse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It is 3 September therefore … :) 021
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/09/2026i need to know what leverage he has on the bookers of EVERY COMEDY SHOW IN THE WORLD 020
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/09/2026when I put my Leon rewards code in at the self-service kiosk, it auto-fills my name but it's obviously too long for the system at the checkout - so I keep getting "SHAUN KITCHENER BENT" shouted across the restaurant when my order's ready. it's like being back at school!! 080
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 01/09/2026You could have given me a thousand guesses for how season one of The Crow Girl would end and I wouldn’t have even been in the right stratosphere 000
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m DJing at Cockatoo Club tomorrow (Friday) 8-12 for Can’t Stop The Pop, serving 90s and 00s pop bedlam 010
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Pre-Manchester Pride double rainbow means it’s gonna be a banger methinks! (Or, more literally, it means the weather will be fucking chaos) 140
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I did that machine at the gym that tells you all your stats - muscle mass, body fat %, metabolic age - and it’ll be a cold, cold day in hell before I pay £3 for that horror show again! 070
Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-BentleyCésar @cesar-eft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Seeing all the outpouring of love, all the great things she did and how unapologetically she lived her life. What a run on Earth Dolly. What an example to the rest of us to make the most of our short time. 0121
Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-BentleyWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893811006
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 25/08/2026one thing about Ariana Grande is for every “now that I’ve become who I really are” there’s a 10/10 line like this 🤌 020
Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-Bentleyandy @andyetc.co.uk · 16/08/2026I am a homosexual having a panic attack 0194
Reposted by Shaun Kitchener-BentleyPatrick @patrickwb95.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Being gayboy friends is just trading the same £50 back and forth for different event tickets until one of you dies 3385
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 11/08/2026a very different double bill of films today but possibly my two faves of the year so far! 130
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 03/08/2026flying Ryanair to Ibiza out of Stansted 030
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 24/07/2026god my drunk posts just aren’t as fun as they were 10-15 years ago 020
Shaun Kitchener-Bentley @shaunkitchener.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I truly think she’d be in a much better place artistically now if people hadn’t pretended this deserved to flop 😔 330
