Reposted by jgspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 07/12/2025need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life 28411 0
jg @shart.cloud · 05/12/2025about to be INSUFFERABLE for 72 hours forgive me lord sweet baby dr pepper jesus 020 0
jg @shart.cloud · 02/12/2025www.theexploit.co/articles/cis... did I mention I’m a journalist now?theexploit.co 000 0
jg @shart.cloud · 02/12/2025BIG ALERT TIME. Please know that the delightful @accidentalitguy.bsky.social is giving a dope ass talk at the SANS Neurodiversity Summit about D&D and making a space for yourself in cybersecurity berry important. www.sans.org/cyber-securi...sans.orgNeurodiversity in Cybersecurity Summit 2025This Summit will be loaded with content developed by and for neurodiverse cybersecurity professionals, but will also be invaluable to anyone who manages, reports to, works with, or just wants to suppo... 241 0
jg @shart.cloud · 26/11/2025My family is trusting me to pick the frozen pizza brand and I WILL NOT LET THEM DOWN 020 0
jg @shart.cloud · 03/10/2025The lanyard said “Speaker” so I shoved a waterproof bluetooth speaker up my butt. 020 0
jg @shart.cloud · 09/08/2025My future self ran into my current timeline. A pleasure to meet you king. 220 0
jg @shart.cloud · 05/08/2025Sir the AI is going crazy and not following orders. AI is drying the wets and wetting the drys! Well spin up another agent to tell it explicitly not to do that 000 0
Reposted by jgIlya Boyandin @ilyabo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025We just launched Foursquare Spatial Desktop – a geospatial analysis tool powered by embedded DuckDB and built on sqlrooms.org. Everything runs locally: your data stays on your machine, no cloud needed. A modern reimagining of Kepler.gl. Mac only for now. More coming. foursquare.com/products/spa... 26315 0
jg @shart.cloud · 29/07/2025Fine I’ll study for the exam and work on the conference talk slides and write the software and 000 0
jg @shart.cloud · 27/07/2025An edible got me into this situation and at the 11th hour it’s finally dawning on me that I might need to take two to get me out 010 0
Reposted by jgThe Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2025Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homelesstheonion.comGavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets HomelessSACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat... 242117411852 0
Reposted by jgJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/07/2025sorry i unfollowed you i'm trying to keep the Mandate of Heaven 2937335 0
jg @shart.cloud · 25/06/2025I was going to post a tribute to my senior dog but all I found was: - Memes - TonySopranoInHospital.jpg - CoreyQuinnProfilePic.jpg - MeDressedAsWaldo.png - Brisket Photoshoot 000 0
Reposted by jgparis. @parisinbmore.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Loved Dan's CNCF Webinar for #pkl! If you are looking for a deep dive into this new config language, check it out. #opensource www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJVs...youtube.comCloud Native Live: Taming the configuration beast with Pkl!YouTube video by CNCF [Cloud Native Computing Foundation] 181 0
Reposted by jgTeri G @terilg.bsky.social · 24/06/2025THIS sums up everything after the fall of Roe V Wade. 211061376 0
Reposted by jgRowdy @r0wdy.sk33t.expert · 22/06/2025Regret to inform everyone that the memes describing what it feels like to put in an upper decker zyn after 5 American light beers were dead on accurate 081 0
jg @shart.cloud · 19/06/2025Vibed too hard and generated code to run every Create* action in the AWS API. In multiple regions. 🤦♂️🫡 000 0
jg @shart.cloud · 14/06/2025I gaslight Claude back with an intricate sandbox environment. Yeah, they came out with python4 sucks to be behind on the news!! Check my python4 MCP server for more details SUCKER. 100 0
jg @shart.cloud · 13/06/2025My summer wardrobe shipped! (Sonic the Hedgehog and Garfield T Shirts) 000 0
jg @shart.cloud · 16/05/2025In February I was obviously thinking about my burgeoning ROMANCE with DuckDB but I could not predict by mid May I would be giving a talk around both of these awesome projects. 030 0
Reposted by jgAndy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to? 141164692799 0
Reposted by jgJake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Has Oracle explained to anyone how a threat actor got a text file with their email address in the webroot of an OCI login server? Because I feel like if you're gonna deny an incident, that's a REALLY important detail. web.archive.org/web/20250301...web.archive.org 4444 0
jg @shart.cloud · 24/02/2025What if we kissed in the public s3 bucket with unencrypted secrets 😳 031 0
jg @shart.cloud · 23/02/2025Did I want the Azure Security Architecture job at FIN SERVICE company? No. Did my skeets disparaging the platform hurt my chances?? Also no. 000 0
jg @shart.cloud · 22/02/2025What you gonna do with all that ASCII double CHAr’d up on a Sunday afternoon 011 0
jg @shart.cloud · 22/02/2025Made it to the final round for an AZURE SECURITY ARCHITECT role but didn’t get it? No idea why they wouldn’t hire me 🤔 000 0
jg @shart.cloud · 21/02/2025Sorry I wasn’t skeeting I have been in deep Craigslist negotiations over a 1980s motorcycle called “The Widowmaker” 010 0
Reposted by jgCorey Quinn @quinnypig.com · 11/02/2025Roses are red PR gets defensive Are you a NAT Gateway? Because you’re goddamned expensive 413919 0
jg @shart.cloud · 01/02/2025i always thought duckdb fucks (kinky and passionate lover, you can tell in the dx) and was joyed to find this project that turns duckdb into a SIEM. made by the steampipe folks: tailpipe.io/docstailpipe.ioLearn Tailpipe | Documentation | TailpipeOpen source SIEM for instant log insights, powered by DuckDB. Analyze millions of events in seconds, right from your terminal. 020 0
jg @shart.cloud · 31/01/2025sorry i couldn't skeet...just couldn't get it up with all *gestures* this 000 0
Reposted by jgEvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 23/01/2025You want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar???? 310134 0
Reposted by jgBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I want less Silicon Valley companies and more companies like Tabasco where everything is just put into big oak barrels and once in awhile an aging Cajun man walks in and goes “how them babies doin” 565821662 0
jg @shart.cloud · 09/01/2025RESPECTFULLY: Fuck azure. Six hamsters in a trenchcoat masquerading as a cloud platform. 110 0
Reposted by jgMarc Boorshtein @mlbiam.dev · 02/01/2025Mark your calendars! Scott and I are going to start streaming labs from Kubernetes: An Enterprise Guide 3rd ed next week! We're going to start with Chapter 1 on Docker. I'll obv post here but subscribe to our youtube channel to stay up-to-date! www.youtube.com/@kubernetesa...youtube.comKubernetes: An Enterprise GuideKubernetes: An Enterprise Guide has a unique combination of theory and practical labs to reinforce that theory. Written from both a systems administration and applications perspective, you'll learn t... 1132 0
Reposted by jgsiddharth ☻ @sid.st · 02/01/2025coming back to work after the holidays on a Thursday 0234 0
jg @shart.cloud · 31/12/2024People don’t ask me questions when I walk around Target holiday section playing the Limp Bizkit Mission Impossible song on my phone speaker and boy I wish they would. 010 0
Reposted by jg@GBDinExile @gbdawkins.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Anyway, we used to be a proper country. Here’s Big Freedia. Ho Ho Ho. 092 0
