Sign in

klepto

@sharpieklepto.bsky.social
153 followers 193 following 80 posts

26 - artist

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by klepto
Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
3357502003
Reposted by klepto
Esgalor🍊🌿 @esgalor.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If a client handed me something like this I'll love them from the rest of my life bc it's more useful than you think
11661140
Reposted by klepto
Aevee Bee @mammonmachine.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
102694868
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
bluesky now is your chance. can you be funny about this
010
Reposted by klepto
🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Fuck chatgpt and genai this is the future women want:
019429
Reposted by klepto
isaac @sevier.io · 28/08/2025
This is a serious, thoughtful call to act. I like the ambition to rebuild a working class movement from the left that can win and then deliver on its goals. Long-term thinking and doing is needed to provide a better life for all of us, and i think other regions outside NY have potential to lead, too
1409
Reposted by klepto
Alleesaur 🌺🦖 @alleesaur.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
[ #oc doodle ] nautilus monster person design my friend and i collabed on carrion of faithful sorrow (carriith), a death sea priest in love with the realm’s prince
6750186
Reposted by klepto
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
it's not funny. cartoon wolves only blow their heads off when they're extremely horny
114222
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
maybe i just make this my sole furry acc bc all of u are here and i like yall '3'
010
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I literally felt like a little kid meeting a disney princess when this happened at furrydelphia. (I don't think this suiter has socials 😭)
030
Reposted by klepto
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares
3845271139
Reposted by klepto
haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
this is like a proverb to me
3697
Reposted by klepto
Daniella Bella @daniemililly.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Eurovision have banned both the flag of Palestine and lgbtqia+ flags If someone suggests turning it on, please say no and suggest something else
1517474
Reposted by klepto
Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/11/2023
This is it, the "final" version of one of the most important sexual technologies of the 21st century It has the ability to unlock powerful secret knowledge previously hidden to society Please direct people to this version
It's the "Humanoid-Anthro-Alien Sex Triangle" an increasingly hard to describe triangle graph plot thing

the top is labeled "furries", bottom left is "elf fuckers", and bottom right is "monster fuckers" with various creatures defined in different areas such as the orc fucker subcluster and the vampires intersecting circle

there's also the very important "post-furry contiuum intersection" which spans from living dolls to appliance fuckers

there's also an internal kobold spectrum

and there's "horny for minecraft" in its own non-intersecting bubble

this now includes the "ROBOT FUCKER SUPERSTRUCTURE" which  I just can't belive I had to add

also adds a "clone fucking" bubble

also adds the new "clown fucker pendulum" that goes from "clowns" to "klowns" and intersects the triangle

also also also we've got all kinds of updates in this one including the CENOBITE INCURSION

includes the PENTAGON OF SHAME for things that no one should have asked about

ive run out of characters lol
1321401501
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
loved running into jock tall guys during the food house set, wondering "how the fuck did these guys find food house" and learning after literally all of them are queer furries.
030
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
i get her i fear
050
Reposted by klepto
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Spontaneously said "hell yeah dude" out loud watching this.
21791100
Reposted by klepto
laby 😈👻 @77labyrinth.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
these collabs with @quurlybug.bsky.social still go kinda hard
digital portrait of two zombies, one of them is on his knees while he eats the other zombie's intestines but like in a sexy waydigital portrait of a cute guy in his room with a missing leg, busted eye, and busted knuckles
363
Reposted by klepto
Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
🫣
3461041044
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
people need to have funny crashouts on this app and maybe ill get more into it
140
Reposted by klepto
The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
One of my first tries at Mr. Smiles. I still like it
Man leaves a weird door way the top of his head is basically a spider
251413214
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
ugh all the art people post is soo much better here
160
Reposted by klepto
the first girl who is just some guy @andro526484339.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
her eyes are like angels but her heart isss coooolddd #oc #ocsky
2178
Reposted by klepto
vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
we really do live in a crazy noisy bizarre town
34910
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I can tell that this website is doomed to fail because I have not seen a single screenshot of a good bluesky joke regarding the dead CEO
010
Reposted by klepto
Tabloid Terrors @tabloidterrors.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
[The Los Angeles Times; California - 10/31/2006]
1198
Reposted by klepto
Aleksandra Ilic @whatsananj.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Egoist #kpop #LOONA #OliviaHye #art
110247
Reposted by klepto
FOPPLE 💀 @fopple.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
OUCH! MY BACK!
226042
Reposted by klepto
Nife (commission OPEN) @knifesart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Bomb Devil
41806350
Reposted by klepto
Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
The boys are back in town
1922614
Reposted by klepto
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 30/11/2024
i already thought it was fucked up that it can be cold in ur house but it's even more fucked up that it can be cold in ur car
051
Reposted by klepto
Casper Pham @marcheriest.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
the uglier bg3 in my head i like much better
642696592
Reposted by klepto
☠️FEARPUNK☠️ (post-comic break 10/12) @gearpunk.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy. Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
100110566140
Reposted by klepto
miss bluesky herself, nate aurelia @apprecinate.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving! We've saved a spot for ya at the table. #familyguy
the family guy cast at a thanksgiving table
1152
Reposted by klepto
yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/11/2024
bluesky dot gov
Google review for nowadays with 1 star saying you want to be ignored by beautiful trans women while they chain smoke outside? this is the place. not a friendly vibe unless you got cigs to share
29826118
Reposted by klepto
dendy crew @dendycrew.com · 28/11/2024
i dont wish the american puzzle bobble 2 artwork on my worst enemies
1465
Reposted by klepto
MATT @vulfhause.net · 19/11/2024
Sick Sick Sick
08111
Reposted by klepto
Werehud Cursedweil @ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS 🎨📺 Circa 2020
011223
Reposted by klepto
AronBerg @aronberg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#everymanhybrid
13612
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#everymanhybrid ahhh shit here we go again w the paint pens....
02611
Reposted by klepto
💉 HERBERT !!! 🦠 @h3rbertgutz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
🩺 DR. GIMP AND NURSE D !! #myart #ocart #art
022
Reposted by klepto
lucyfree 🦋 @lucyfr.ee · 23/11/2024
i thiiiiink statler and waldorf sit up in that balcony so nobody can see them making out
0236
Reposted by klepto
0hlee.bsky.social @0hlee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
by myself 🧡
211122
Reposted by klepto
0hlee.bsky.social @0hlee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
new start
0153
Reposted by klepto
Kiki @ettapuss.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Apartment has had no heat for a day and a half and she is in shambles. She’s trying to sleep on top of the freshly used air fryer for warmth.
3162
Reposted by klepto
ninj 🎠 @leillorien.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
innocentttttt 🐢 #conclave
29333
Reposted by klepto
Casper Pham @marcheriest.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
recent tattoo design commission 🖤
433582
klepto @sharpieklepto.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
the way im still finding a way to doomscroll get me outof hereee
010