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The elites don't want you to know this, but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home. I have 458 ducks.

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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently editing the second part, to be called "Tiger Woods Crashes Out."
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Boston Shawn is my favorite character on the show so far. He really is just that good.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry we didn't completely bring back the laughs for this episode, we'll be better next time.
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh hey the guy in my archery and sword fighting reference pics is a cool dude.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
trying to get people to understand that the trans women in sports debate isn’t really about sports but a meta narrative pushed by the right all about slowly getting all trans people out of public life is truly impossible
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, sorry y'all this one is really depressing.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This was a really fun episode to record. You can hear me having a good laugh at several points.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love that 10% of Road to Vostok is actually a game called Finnish Home Decorator.
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USSR Pictures @ussrpictures.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Soviet fashion photoshoot, Moscow, 1985. Photo: Vitaly Sozinov & Vladimir Yatsina
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Stop Doing That Podcast @sdtpod.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This week, the Stop Doing That #podcast is in Andrea's wheelhouse as they talk about #WWII. The duo discusses one of America's dumbest projects during the war and L. Ron Hubbard shows up. Episode now available on Youtube and Podbean
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was never the biggest Dolly Parton girl, but it's damn sad to see her go. Not the least because she said we're real people.
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Stop Doing That Podcast @sdtpod.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ten episodes! It feels amazing that we've reached this point. This week the Stop Doing That #podcast is talking about dangerous sports and the club that explored them, the Dangerous Sports Club. Episode now out on YouTube and Podbean.
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Stop Doing That Podcast @sdtpod.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
New episode out: This week on the Stop Doing That #podcast John talks about a series of aviation disasters that pulled an entire fleet from service. Episode out now on YouTube and Podbean:
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Time for based ball. #wpbl
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🔸Bazteki🔸BLFC Dealer 404 @bazteki.com · 31/07/2026
An old classic :)
Cartoon of the meme wolf with a sideways muzzle drinking a cup of coffee with said sideways muzzle.
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Stop Doing That Podcast @sdtpod.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This week the Stop Doing That #podcast talks about Canada and Andrea makes a butchery of statistics. All around it's a good time. Episode out now on Podbean and YouTube.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Chicken under a brick may be my new favorite way to cook chicken. Not only do I get to have a brick, but I get good chicken and sauce, too.
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Stop Doing That Podcast @sdtpod.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This week, the Stop Doing That #podcast recovers from its first two-parter by having a good laugh. John is talking about #football and the long-time suffering of the New York Jets. Episode out now on YouTube and Podbean.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thinking about how Osprey, a publishing house almost entirely devoted to publishing military uniform/equipment fetish material disguised as dry but picture heavy non-fiction tomes, put out a book dismantling the right wing mythologization of Sparta with an absolute all-timer table of contents.
Table of Contents
Preface
List of Maps

PART I: THE MYTH OF SPARTA
Introduction

PART II: THE REALITY OF SPARTA
I. Cuckold Kings and Wolves' Work: Behind the Spartan Mirage
II. Archaic Sparta at War: Early Losses, Foreign Roots
III. The Greco-Persian War: The Thermopylae Speed Bump
IV. The Peloponnesian Wars: Floundering at Sea, Surrendering on Land
V. Masters of Greece? Sparta Squanders its Hegemony
VI. The Boeotian War: What Cannot Bend Must Break
VII. The End of Sparta: Irreformable and Irrelevant
VIII. Conclusion: The Bronze Lie

PART III: TANGLING MYTH AND REALITY
IX. The “Moron Label”: The Spartans and the Political Far Right
Appendix A. Historiography and Objectivity
Appendix B. The Fundamentals of Ancient Battle

Glossary
Bibliography
Index
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love that my bathroom smells like a campfire. My entire apartment smells like smoke, but the bathroom is the worst.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love scrolling for reasons other than doom. Now, which one of the artists I follow is the one that reposts pose refs?
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 28/06/2026
enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳
lessa and bia at a pride parade holding flags with a crowd of other people!
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Its called public trans-it for a reason
A photograph of a small industrial lot as seen from the window of a moving bus.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am in no way jealous of the person I met who stood a full head over me and was killing it in a dress. I will never be that good.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Traveling with fowl intentions
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Storyteller @storyteller13.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If your existence is already a rebellion, then rebel with all your goddamn heart. Have a bigger ego. Be more depraved. Be a disgusting fucking pervert. Be a worshipper. Be worshipped. Be sinful. Get worse. Get so much fucking worse. Because that's how we rebel. We revel in ourselves.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
As a girl who appreciates a good duck, this is a pretty good duck
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
you guys ever get upset that you’re not living a life of boundless feminine elegance and luxury or is that just a me thing
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There are things I should be doing. Unfortunately, there are only two words in my brain right now. Bacon lattice.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@psudonym.bsky.social the Batgirls have arrived and are now tasked with the important job of reminding this girl to drink her water when she works out.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green looks delighted as Blue returns home, bruised and battered, looking completely exhausted, with an olive green helmet hanging on his head.
Green: Welcome home! How was the airsoft thing?
Blue: Pure adrenaline chaos.

A flashback image of Blue in the airsoft game, running through chaotic crossfire of noise, little explosions, and tiny plastic beads, eyes wide.
Blue, narrating: All blurs into a bedlam of explosions, shouts, confusion and fear.

Another view of the game, where Blue is laying on his back on the floor, with another fox - sand-coloured teammate, also wearing a helmet, drags him by the tail, all the while tiny bb-balls are being fired at both of them.
Blue, continuing to narrate: Twice I got hit and had to get dragged across a hallway like a rag.

Back to the present moment, Green leans towards Blue, who has settled down onto the floor, exhausted but evidently happy.
Green: Was it fun?
Blue: It was awesome.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/12/2025
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
A glowing purple scorpion wearing a Santa hat jumping out of a present box. The text reads: Surprise! The enchanted scorpion of your dreams! It's the perfect gift for you - a normal person who understands the ramifications and complexities of owning an enchanted scorpion. Adults can make informed decisions about the things they own. Kids need help. Only buy safe gifts for kids this holiday season.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Sportsman's Guide, I appreciate the new tapeless packaging, but this should have gone in a mailer or anything smaller than this box.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You legally cannot stop me from #baking
A neatly arranged tray of fried doughnuts filled with an apple pie filling.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Was nearly taken by Satan on the second to last day of a summer job. DC Metro Blue line train slammed to a halt, and the lights went out in just my car. The train limped into the next station, and they threw us all of the clearly possessed train.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Experiments with gelatin. Lime gummy candy that holds it shape well and should be shelf stable.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
If I had a nickle for every time someone complimented my mustache this year, I'd have three nickles. Which isn't a lot but I really appreciate that it's happened thrice.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
He is Andrew - son of Mario
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If only there were a movie critique podcast about masculinity in the movies that explored this years ago using its science-based ratings system.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
An XBox Kinect in an antiques store case. Is it really an antique?
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
It's strudel time
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I absolutely adore these Miniverse kits and sincerely hope that they get more people into making scale models. The components are fantastic, and they don't use plastic cement, so they're a bit safer for younger people. If only they didn't use so much plastic in the packaging.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Dear people of the 40s, look, we've never really seen eye to eye, but now I'm worried. Tomato soup isn't supposed to be used as a milk replacement. #foodhistory #foodsky
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
If you're cold, they're cold. Avoid letting your Blahaj become stuck, frozen to the window.
A patch of frost on the lower left corner of the window glass. The edges of the frost form a triangle where one of the fins of an Ikea Blahaj plush shark was moments before stuck to the glass of the window.
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The Free Ducks at the Park 🏳️‍⚧️ @duckwhistle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
If the building manager asks, I have a very good reason for using so much power this weekend
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