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Bloody Popcorn

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I’m Joanna 👋 Horror. Old TV. Trash TV. John Waters. Buffy. Columbo. Dogs. Cats. A tortoise. Booze. Kids. Sometimes I write stuff. TerrorTweet co-founder (on Discord). Pro-democracy. I curse a lot. She/her Other things: linktr.ee/bloodypopcorn

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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 12h
So, my office bff has left for greener pastures. I’m old enough to be her mom (albeit a teen mom), but we got along just swimmingly 💕 And apparently, when I was away last week, she hid a bunch of sticky notes around my office 😭
Sticking with writing that says “I miss you! Stay strong + keep being amazing ❤️”Sticking with writing that says “I love Tom Hanks”
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So, my 12yo kid has always had trouble remembering names. It’s just the way his brain works/doesn’t work. And today was my favorite: “Hey, is that Black Jackson?”
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Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn
ALT: Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Airport layover beer may be my favorite kind of beer. It always hits just the right spot.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A record store. You love to see it 👀
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th October 1st
A promotional photo actress Goldie Hawn from the 1987 film Overboard. She is wearing a flannel and producing a big happy smile. Promotional still of actress Goldie Hawn from the 1992 film Death Becomes Her. Hawn is dripping wet, scowling, and has a massive hole in her stomach from a shotgun. Her eyes are also pale blue, suggesting she is undead.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve been here less than 24 hours, and it’s been raining the whole time, but, Santa Fe, I think I’m in love with you.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I may have you all pick my next in-flight viewing. Stay tuned.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching BACKROOMS on this flight as the filmmakers intended.
Image of a small screen on the back of a seat on a flight. It shows a still from the 2026 film BACKROOMS.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What an awful kind of week (see: follow-up posts). I leave on Tues. for a work trip, and the timing is terrible but also kind of perfect? Leaving responsibility behind when things *gestures to literally everything* are messy, chaotic, and uncertain feels like it could be an emotional reset.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And here we are on day 58 of September. Only 16 more days to go.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m in the taking-Xanax-consecutive-days season of my life. 🌸☀️🍂❄️💊
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Faster, Sarah Jane! Kill! Kill! 🔪 @fookthis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Folks at Fantastic Fest, if you encounter a "Sarah" as your Lyft driver over the weekend evenings, chances are it's me! Say hi! Don't forget about Women+ Connect! If you don't have it turned on my women/nonbinary friends, make sure you opt in.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But for real, why are we on the 27th day of this week? 
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Ew, a cybertruck is behind us.” - me “Oh, it’s even uglier from the front.” - my 12yo
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Walgreens email: “your prescription is ready for pick up!” (6:17 pm) Walgreens app notification: “your prescription has been cancelled!” (6:25 pm) Walgreens app: “your prescription is processing!” (6:32 pm) Walgreens text: “your prescription is ready for pick up!” (6:37 pm)
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Nicolas Cage: All These Feelings Hitting Me
ALT: Nicolas Cage: All These Feelings Hitting Me
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Overheard this morning: "I auditioned for my school choir, and my teacher told me I should sing tenor ... tenor or twenty miles away from here!" Happy Wednesday.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fucking long overdue watch 💕
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Okay, Roku ❤️
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone please tell my husband that after 5 hrs of doing chores at my mom’s house, followed by a few more hrs of prepping City Council presentations for work, I just don’t have the energy to learn about the history of the Crips and Bloods, as based on the YouTube video he just watched. Thank you.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live Blink-182 KISS Avail Alice Cooper Djo Slapshot Hootie & the Blowfish Sum 41 Jimmy Buffet Dokken
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am not okay. Not one little bit. RIP 💔
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Her death doesn't feel real, and maybe that's because she was thought to be a true-blue angel on earth, so her time always felt limited. But I think we can all agree on this: we were darn lucky to be alive during this magical woman's life, to witness her talent, kindness, & everything in between ❤️
Black-and-white professional portrait-style photo of singer and all-around queen Dolly Parton. She smiles and looks off to the right of the camera.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Last Week Tonight equating Reagan to the “Forrest Gump of societal ills” is what keeps me going.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Drop something wooden
Still from tv show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, from the episode “The Puppet Show,” featuring a ventriloquist dummy holding the knife over the chest of a demon laying down, the latter is mostly out of frame. Buffy is looking on from the background.
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Muffy Saint-John @muffy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wish we knew more people who could help with Reggie’s GoFundMe. This is breaking my heart. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...
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Donate to URGENT! Help Lay Horror Icon Reggie Bannister to Rest, organized by Roberta Bannister
Hi, I'm Rev. Gigi Bannister, CMH, wife and caregiver of the … Roberta Bannister needs your support for URGENT! Help Lay Horror Icon Reggie Bannister to Rest
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
He caught me in the parking lot today with this one: “I just got an assembly line job in a factory making toy Draculas. There are only two of us working the line, so I have to make every second Count.” 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️🧛‍♂️
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
BTW, we watched WHAS last night w/ our kids. The 12yo didn't get much of the humor and still enjoyed it ok, but—boy oh boy—the 14yo LOVED it. He's since declared it as one of his 4 favorite non-horror movies. The other 3 being Dazed & Confused, Empire Records, and COOL fucking RUNNINGS.
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Crew Swerve: Men in Bathtub Scene
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy Wet Hot American Texas Chain Saw Massacre Summer Day to all who celebrate!
Two images split horizontally in the middle featuring date cards with lettering over black backgrounds for films Wet Hot American Summer and Texas Chain Saw Madsacre. The filter reads “August 18, 1981, 5:57 am, Last Day of camp.” And the latter reads “August 18, 1973”Two images split horizontally. The top is from Wet Hot American Summer and shows three men in mid-dance positions. The bottom shows classic horror icon Leatherface wielding a chainsaw.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I just dropped Milo off for his freshman orientation & into a bunch of spirited teenagers, aka everything my kid is not. I told him that even if someone is preppy to try & be nice because he’s a good guy. He told me that he wouldn’t actively try to be mean. Can’t wait to hear how it goes.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I fucking LOVE this thrift lady work of art.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Same, girl. Same.
Screenshot of a post of Thread that shows the a Virginia state flag. The text reads: I will never NOT love the Virginia state seal and flag. What other state flag has nudity and murder on it?Close up picture of the Virginia state seal with a blue background. The seal shows a woman wearing a cloth toga type dress, one breast out. She is holding a spear, and has one foot on a dead king, his crown to the upper right.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New pic 👋
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I appreciate a pop culture-named sandwich. What are you getting? 🥪
Picture of a menu for hot sandwich. Written in special fonts and colorful lettering. Names include: Spicoli, Maui-Wowie, Joey Montana, Mr. Herman, Pig Pen, Cousin Louie, CJ Parker, and Bovine Joni. Picture of a menu for cold sandwich. Written in special fonts and colorful lettering. Names include: Big Stanley, Zack Morris, Nancy Jean, Stallion, Ron Swanson, Stamos, Kelly Kapowski, and Cosmic Charlie.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This was a fun read — and, hey, I contributed, too! Who knew 1993 was such a big year for back-to-school memories? ✏️ 🍎
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hey @profanity.accountant what’s my swear count?
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love judging a vacation rental by its random as hell movie collection.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It's my last day in the office before VACATION, and I've never been more (mentally) ready to pack up and leave this life for a week. Take me away, responsibility and obligations be damned.
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National Lampoon's Vacation: Luggage Mishap
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen
Screenshot of an iPhone lock screen. It shows it’s Tues Aug 4 at 12:41. The background image is a close up face picture of a brown Newfoundland dog looking a little stupid and concerned.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Update: It's not great, but it's also not the worst. We still don't know what caused his episode (bc it could be a number of things), but they did see something on his chest x-ray that could be concerning, and recommend seeing a specialist for a CT scan.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I work for local government, and we have a cemetery groundskeeper who is every bit as kooky as you want him to be. When he swings by the main office building, he ALWAYS stops to tell a dad joke, and it's delightful. This morning: "Did you hear about the fake potato? I heard he was an imiTATER."
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am mad because I really don’t care for R. Murphy (full stop), but I will absolutely be tuning into the new season of AHS to see what’s up. So, where on the chaotic storytelling spectrum will it fall: genius or nonsense? And, depending on the scenery-chewing talent, will it matter?
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Please send good thoughts to our 17yo cat, Feldman. He had a scary episode today, and we’re awaiting some results. He is currently getting annoyingly groomed by his younger brother because those orange cats gotta take care of each other ❤️
Picture of two orange cats on a bed. One, Feldman, is laying down and facing the camera, his eyes mostly closed. The other, Dinger, is sitting and licking licking Feldman’s head
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hello! Want an update? Probably not, but I still need to bitch a little. *Checks calendar* One year later, my car is finally at the body shop being fixed at Penske's expense - yay! Currently driving a newer-but-not-as-safe-as-my-own car rental, also at Penske's expense. It's been 2 weeks, and...
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Last night, we started a family rewatch of Buffy. Our kids have seen a good handful of eps (i.e., "Hush" & "Once More with Feeling"), but I think they're old enough now to appreciate the whole dated, at times cringey, but emotionally impactful shebang, start to finish. And here I am to document 📝
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer Stake
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Summertime corn fields are such a tease.
Image of a roadside corn field, taken from the road. There is a power line pole in the background.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I can’t remember the last time I’ve had this many shows to look forward to — Djo (7/31) Alice Cooper (10/30) Blitzkid (11/20) GWAR (12/12)
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👻 Jeff - Now More Spooky 👻 @deadairjeff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If you are looking for something to do tonight, feel free to join me, @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social, and others over on our #TerrorTweet Discord server for a watchalong of CRAWL (available on Tubi) Movie starts at 10pm EDT discord.gg/M573z9y3Q
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“Sincere’s brother is trying to be on the next season of Love Island.” - my husband (jokingly) “He’s too skinny for that right now.” - my 14yo tall and skinny metal kid rocking a devilock (serious) #LoveIsland is family time.
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The thing about having kids now old to watch the same movies you would is that we can actually play catch up on new(ish) releases! Recent viewings: -I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025) -WEAPONS (2025) -SCREAM 7 (2025) - READY OR NOT 2 (2026)
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Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bracing as estimated 75,000 people will be flocking to my small town for the Independence Day celebrations (because we’re historic). This shot is from just after 9 this morning 😬
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