Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 12hSo, my office bff has left for greener pastures. I’m old enough to be her mom (albeit a teen mom), but we got along just swimmingly 💕 And apparently, when I was away last week, she hid a bunch of sticky notes around my office 😭 1190
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026So, my 12yo kid has always had trouble remembering names. It’s just the way his brain works/doesn’t work. And today was my favorite: “Hey, is that Black Jackson?”static.klipy.comJack Black Salutes as Dewey FinnALT: Jack Black Salutes as Dewey Finn 060
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Airport layover beer may be my favorite kind of beer. It always hits just the right spot. 170
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve been here less than 24 hours, and it’s been raining the whole time, but, Santa Fe, I think I’m in love with you. 2100
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I may have you all pick my next in-flight viewing. Stay tuned. 1160
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Watching BACKROOMS on this flight as the filmmakers intended. 1180
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What an awful kind of week (see: follow-up posts). I leave on Tues. for a work trip, and the timing is terrible but also kind of perfect? Leaving responsibility behind when things *gestures to literally everything* are messy, chaotic, and uncertain feels like it could be an emotional reset. 150
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026And here we are on day 58 of September. Only 16 more days to go. 080
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m in the taking-Xanax-consecutive-days season of my life. 🌸☀️🍂❄️💊 090
Reposted by Bloody PopcornFaster, Sarah Jane! Kill! Kill! 🔪 @fookthis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Folks at Fantastic Fest, if you encounter a "Sarah" as your Lyft driver over the weekend evenings, chances are it's me! Say hi! Don't forget about Women+ Connect! If you don't have it turned on my women/nonbinary friends, make sure you opt in. 0116
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026But for real, why are we on the 27th day of this week?  1100
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Ew, a cybertruck is behind us.” - me “Oh, it’s even uglier from the front.” - my 12yo 3160
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Walgreens email: “your prescription is ready for pick up!” (6:17 pm) Walgreens app notification: “your prescription has been cancelled!” (6:25 pm) Walgreens app: “your prescription is processing!” (6:32 pm) Walgreens text: “your prescription is ready for pick up!” (6:37 pm)static.klipy.comNicolas Cage: All These Feelings Hitting MeALT: Nicolas Cage: All These Feelings Hitting Me 2110
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Overheard this morning: "I auditioned for my school choir, and my teacher told me I should sing tenor ... tenor or twenty miles away from here!" Happy Wednesday. 0130
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Someone please tell my husband that after 5 hrs of doing chores at my mom’s house, followed by a few more hrs of prepping City Council presentations for work, I just don’t have the energy to learn about the history of the Crips and Bloods, as based on the YouTube video he just watched. Thank you. 0150
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen Live Blink-182 KISS Avail Alice Cooper Djo Slapshot Hootie & the Blowfish Sum 41 Jimmy Buffet Dokken 280
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Her death doesn't feel real, and maybe that's because she was thought to be a true-blue angel on earth, so her time always felt limited. But I think we can all agree on this: we were darn lucky to be alive during this magical woman's life, to witness her talent, kindness, & everything in between ❤️ 0200
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Last Week Tonight equating Reagan to the “Forrest Gump of societal ills” is what keeps me going. 181
Reposted by Bloody PopcornMuffy Saint-John @muffy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I wish we knew more people who could help with Reggie’s GoFundMe. This is breaking my heart. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...gofundme.comDonate to URGENT! Help Lay Horror Icon Reggie Bannister to Rest, organized by Roberta BannisterHi, I'm Rev. Gigi Bannister, CMH, wife and caregiver of the … Roberta Bannister needs your support for URGENT! Help Lay Horror Icon Reggie Bannister to Rest 165
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026He caught me in the parking lot today with this one: “I just got an assembly line job in a factory making toy Draculas. There are only two of us working the line, so I have to make every second Count.” 🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️🧛♂️ 1251
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026BTW, we watched WHAS last night w/ our kids. The 12yo didn't get much of the humor and still enjoyed it ok, but—boy oh boy—the 14yo LOVED it. He's since declared it as one of his 4 favorite non-horror movies. The other 3 being Dazed & Confused, Empire Records, and COOL fucking RUNNINGS.static.klipy.comCrew Swerve: Men in Bathtub SceneALT: Crew Swerve: Men in Bathtub Scene 4210
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Happy Wet Hot American Texas Chain Saw Massacre Summer Day to all who celebrate! 2308
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I just dropped Milo off for his freshman orientation & into a bunch of spirited teenagers, aka everything my kid is not. I told him that even if someone is preppy to try & be nice because he’s a good guy. He told me that he wouldn’t actively try to be mean. Can’t wait to hear how it goes. 0110
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I fucking LOVE this thrift lady work of art. 2150
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I appreciate a pop culture-named sandwich. What are you getting? 🥪 7260
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This was a fun read — and, hey, I contributed, too! Who knew 1993 was such a big year for back-to-school memories? ✏️ 🍎 050
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hey @profanity.accountant what’s my swear count? 250
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I love judging a vacation rental by its random as hell movie collection. 8310
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026It's my last day in the office before VACATION, and I've never been more (mentally) ready to pack up and leave this life for a week. Take me away, responsibility and obligations be damned.static.klipy.comNational Lampoon's Vacation: Luggage MishapALT: National Lampoon's Vacation: Luggage Mishap 0140
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Update: It's not great, but it's also not the worst. We still don't know what caused his episode (bc it could be a number of things), but they did see something on his chest x-ray that could be concerning, and recommend seeing a specialist for a CT scan. 1100
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I work for local government, and we have a cemetery groundskeeper who is every bit as kooky as you want him to be. When he swings by the main office building, he ALWAYS stops to tell a dad joke, and it's delightful. This morning: "Did you hear about the fake potato? I heard he was an imiTATER." 2261
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I am mad because I really don’t care for R. Murphy (full stop), but I will absolutely be tuning into the new season of AHS to see what’s up. So, where on the chaotic storytelling spectrum will it fall: genius or nonsense? And, depending on the scenery-chewing talent, will it matter? 030
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Please send good thoughts to our 17yo cat, Feldman. He had a scary episode today, and we’re awaiting some results. He is currently getting annoyingly groomed by his younger brother because those orange cats gotta take care of each other ❤️ 6210
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hello! Want an update? Probably not, but I still need to bitch a little. *Checks calendar* One year later, my car is finally at the body shop being fixed at Penske's expense - yay! Currently driving a newer-but-not-as-safe-as-my-own car rental, also at Penske's expense. It's been 2 weeks, and... 2100
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Last night, we started a family rewatch of Buffy. Our kids have seen a good handful of eps (i.e., "Hush" & "Once More with Feeling"), but I think they're old enough now to appreciate the whole dated, at times cringey, but emotionally impactful shebang, start to finish. And here I am to document 📝static.klipy.comBuffy The Vampire Slayer StakeALT: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Stake 1160
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I can’t remember the last time I’ve had this many shows to look forward to — Djo (7/31) Alice Cooper (10/30) Blitzkid (11/20) GWAR (12/12) 2140
Reposted by Bloody Popcorn👻 Jeff - Now More Spooky 👻 @deadairjeff.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If you are looking for something to do tonight, feel free to join me, @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social, and others over on our #TerrorTweet Discord server for a watchalong of CRAWL (available on Tubi) Movie starts at 10pm EDT discord.gg/M573z9y3Q 271
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 10/07/2026“Sincere’s brother is trying to be on the next season of Love Island.” - my husband (jokingly) “He’s too skinny for that right now.” - my 14yo tall and skinny metal kid rocking a devilock (serious) #LoveIsland is family time. 020
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The thing about having kids now old to watch the same movies you would is that we can actually play catch up on new(ish) releases! Recent viewings: -I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (2025) -WEAPONS (2025) -SCREAM 7 (2025) - READY OR NOT 2 (2026) 0100
Bloody Popcorn @bloodypopcorn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Bracing as estimated 75,000 people will be flocking to my small town for the Independence Day celebrations (because we’re historic). This shot is from just after 9 this morning 😬 3143