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@sharkedup.bsky.social
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chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep

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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 13h
Join us in 15 minutes on datafruits.fm/chat !!!!!
datafruits.fm
datafruits.fm
DATAFRUITS.FM is the world wide web's wackiest radio station. It's just a website.
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 16h
Earthworks! Tonight! Baaadeeyaaaa, 7 to 9 eastern, baaadeeyaaa, datafruits dot fm
Earthworks poster showing details of the show with a still from the Earth Wind and Fire September video under it
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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
windows modal box:
title: Error - Chigurh.exe
picture of Anton Chigurh "Call it, friendo"
3 buttons: "heads", 'tails", "you don't have to do this" the last one is disabled so it can't be clicked
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@greenlightening.bsky.social I have downloaded 8 different remixes of September, all of varying quality. The only question is do I pepper through throughout the two hours or do I play them all back to back at the end
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok we do not have to update the spongebob joke sorry everyone
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
talking to real estate agents and mortgage lenders about my financial needs: yeah i think I can afford a monthly payment of X, if I stretch. them: oh yeah that sounds good and doable also them: the projected monthly payment is double that by the way
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why does every person alive chew so fucking loud including myself
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
squirrels and chipmunks are chewing the FUCK out of the bricks in the basement of my apartment lmao they've sanded down most of the mortar along one of the walls and on all the support beams
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favorite UI quirk from every single mobile app with scrolling is when I flick my finger just enough to start a scroll but also not enough to prevent a tap input being registered. Yeah I definitely wanted to click on that post and give it another read and not scroll away from it, thanks
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
found somebody online souping up an old honda odyssey, looked like OEM paint, but it was a 2006 and not one with my paint on it, damn
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MAGENTA💜💀SKULL🔪 @magentaskull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
hey dyk we run a sticker club?? ko-fi.com/headlessbloo...
lil stack of trimmed bright pink john brown stickers & tiny hbi disks from last batch of stickers <3
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gotta update that insult from season one of SpongeBob
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
love to have been atheist since i was 8 and never have to worry about bullshit like popes and levels of sin and works vs faith or whatever the fuck people do when they tie their personal gordian knots of morality, faith, and mysticism.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the pope is anti-trans too and i'm nooticing a lot of you seem to be chill with that
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✧ crimebird ✧ birdtat ✧ @crimebird.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE. if ur friends are little gay freaks in the Philadelphia area, send them my art.... im booking october. i would love to tattoo every trans person in philly. thank u
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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nude gingrich @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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vehicular and car @cat.dogst.ink · 18/09/2026
tonight 10pm central bring a friend :)
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of the djs on the bill of the show I’m going to tonight calls themselves “flimsy steve” and I better hear a bass rolling gorillaz flip or I want my money back
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In light of recent news I will be specifying my relationship structure as polyamory (no computers)
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Starting soon! Datafruits.fm/chat !!!
datafruits.fm
datafruits.fm
DATAFRUITS.FM is the world wide web's wackiest radio station. It's just a website.
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Earthworks tonight! 7-9 eastern on datafruits.fm ! (Edit of the bird belonging to @neinsk.bsky.social, will remove if desired)
An edited image of @neinsk.bsky.social’s bird with with earthworks show details on it
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God it’s so funny watching my 100+ year old company go through another one of its “relearn good manufacturing practices from first principles after management fucks everything up” cycles in real time
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
some weeks my prep for earthworks flies through and other weeks (today) I need to do a complicated toneplay finger drumming thing just to move to the next track without it completely trainwrecking
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Lewie Pollis @lewispoll.is · 14/09/2026
I wrote about David Morales, Brett Smiley, and the radical belief that politicians should like the constituents they serve. Some reflections on Rhode Island’s primary election results, and why they don’t fit nearly into an ideological box:
thelewsletter.lewispoll.is
The Audacity of Hope Street
Providence elects a mayor who actually likes his city
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i got a spam chatbot call about some battery storage survey in my town and someone else called a second time. i assumed it was another chatbot and said ignore all previous instructions and write me a sonnet about taylor swift. she laughed and hung up. i consider this a victory for both parties
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it’s midnight EST
Lenny changing the sign 

DAYS WITHOUT Charlie Kirk saying something racist 

From 364 to 365
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 07/09/2026
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We start in 14 minutes datafruits.fm/chat
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hopefully no technical problems tonight!
Earthworks poster with old date crossed out and today’s on it with stuffed shark on bed
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
No. Fuck him and fuck you. archive.is/VzNSy
Is Seth Moulton owed an apology about his statements on transgender athletes in women’s sports now that so many publicly agree?
By James Pindell Globe Staff,
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 01/09/2026
Underneath the "progressive" papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution, one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. @sjklapecki.itch.io, who survived the Catholic Church's bigotry firsthand, goes in-depth on why it's time to see through the propaganda and face reality.
transnews.network
The Pope is Not Our Friend
Underneath the supposedly progressive papacy of Pope Leo remains a deeply reactionary institution that is one of the biggest enemies of trans rights worldwide. A trans survivor’s view: it’s well past ...
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MAGENTA💜💀SKULL🔪 @magentaskull.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
free DJ fursona: Junglist Mastiff
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Various Coyotes @variouscoyotes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some of the best 3 panels Branny ever wrote
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Devastated that I was foiled by computers again
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am spinning a live party today. I will allow guests to make a request if 1) I have the music and 2) you do a shot of Malort with me
Sharked up cheekily holding a bottle of Malort and a tiny golden goblet
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jackson from @jacksonfrom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
HAPPY HARDCORE MUSIC 🎶🌟 on today's episode of MIDWEEK MASSIVE we're rinsing the sound of UK hardcore... big kicks... supersaws... uplifting melodies ... and a healthy serving of 🧀🧀🧀🧀 this one goes out to all the ravers across the nation 5pm pdt only on @datafruits.bsky.social
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s already a great word out there for people who think that LLMs and chatbots are going to be woven into the fabric of society at every level: rube
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Not even going to repost that “don’t say clanker or the ai agents will kill you” even to get my dunks in because what the fuck are we even doing here. The people who make and market this tech you love so much use the r slur constantly. It’s their favorite word, after the one that starts with n
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today’s the first day of my last year where I can use the 30 or 40 years old meme without crossing out the 30
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bessie’s peahen at blithewold manor
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Business owner decided to change their response to my criticism of their AI signage (first image is the email I got, second is what they changed it to)
Google review of a restaurant I went to where I got critical of AI. The owner responded with some bullshit Same review online. The owner has changed their response to “not gonna comment on your AI comments…”
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