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chemical engineer who makes the dirty cheap shit that everyone needs to keep the machines running despite my sensibilities and taste. would rather be djing or asleep

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HEADLESS BLOOD IDOL @headlessbloodidol.bsky.social · 8h
LOBBY DOORS ARE OPEN twitch.tv/headlessbloodidol COME THRU FOR CGS20
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ate so much at the all you can eat sushi place I could physically feel the nethack “you’re having trouble keeping it all down” warning pop up in my mind’s eye. Yes I am “the bite covered troll rises from the dead!” years old
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/10/2026
[A meme collage centered on semiotics, self-reference, and the use–mention distinction. The background features the Wikipedia entry for "Use–mention distinction" alongside Ferdinand de Saussure's semiotic sign diagram showing "Signifié" over "Signifiant". In the center, Yui Hirasawa from K-On! holds a pipe in one hand and René Magritte's painting "The Treachery of Images" ("Ceci n'est pas une pipe") in the other. To the left, logician Kurt Gödel with glowing red eyes is paired with M.C. Escher's woodcut "Dragon"; to the right is philosopher W.V.O. Quine, also sporting glowing red eyes. Large white text overlaid across the bottom reads "MENTIONING MENTIONED".]
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MA has a historic number of ballot questions. Here's a handy guide for the 9 statewide ballot questions this year.
✅VOTE YES ON 1 to expand the public records law to cover the Governor and the Legislature. We’re the only state in the country that doesn’t do that already. Let the sunlight in.

✅VOTE YES ON 2 to enable public defenders to collectively bargain. Every worker deserves to have a union, and public defenders, who are often overworked and underpaid, should be no exception. 

❌VOTE NO ON 3 to prevent private equity billionaires from rigging our election system in their favor. Top-two primaries empower corporate PACs and self-funders, disadvantage grassroots candidates, and turn MAGA voters into election kingmakers. 

✅VOTE YES ON 4 to enable voters to register to vote or update their registration on Election Day. No eligible voter should be turned away due to a clerical error, and this reform is one of the most proven ways to increase voter turnout. 

❌VOTE NO ON 5 to protect our state’s ability to invest in health care, transportation, and public education. The rich would get millions in tax rebates, while the rest of us suffer from underfunded public services. 

⚪VOTE how you want on 6. Question 6 fell shy of our endorsement threshold: our members valued land and water conservation, but were worried about the dedication of existing funds as opposed to new ones. 

✅VOTE YES on 7 to enable more starter homes across the Commonwealth. We have a housing crisis, and large lot size requirements mean fewer homes are able to be built. 

❌VOTE NO on 8 to protect our state’s cannabis laws. We said NO to the war on drugs back in 2016, and we shouldn’t turn back time and destroy local economies. 

✅VOTE YES ON 9 to protect our state’s landmark gun safety law, which cracked down on ghost guns, banned machine gun conversion devices, and strengthened gun violence data collection.
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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 09/10/2026
Jesus Fucking Carrots
A bag of carrots branded JFC
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my plan is to have blocks of dancing and blocks of crying, gradually increasing tempo and doing hard cuts on songs that are either rock bands that aren't quantized or tempo shifts that transition between those blocks.
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hmm. im bad at mixing goth music i think. it laughs at all of my techniques from electronic and dance. it taunts me. "scared of words, bleep boop boy?" yes. yes i am
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 08/10/2026
🤮 + 🎊
🤮 + 🎊
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We will make no excuses for the terror. 😌
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Laura @tutusntinyhats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing feels like enough in the face of such overwhelming horrors, but if you want to materially support Palestinians in Gaza, I highly recommend The Sameer Project, which is doing incredible, life-saving mutual aid work on the ground: thesameerproject.org
thesameerproject.org
The Sameer Project – Palestinian-led mutual aid group working towards liberation
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so excited for other industries to look at all these hard-learned lessons from the primary “useful” application environments, say “but what if we’re built different?” and tank their businesses
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yup and that means I need to make sharepoint up to date somehow despite being ten games of telephone separated from the original data or formulas with no recorded changes anywhere…
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“The distributors say that ai can give faster answers than engineering, but it’s never right…” LITERALLY IN THE NEXT BREATH LMAO come on man
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“We’re developing an AI agent to go through sharepoint and create data reports…” data reports for what and who lmao why are we even bothering
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 06/10/2026
fwiw arstechnica.com/apple/2026/1...
arstechnica.com
Command-line tool quickly removes Apple Intelligence from macOS 27
The tool can free up over 12GB of storage.
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"what does that mean" I get when i sent this to people. FORG METEOR. IT SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it happened again. i was playing a video game on my own and then i looked up some stuff about it and now don't want to play any more
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like 40% but it’s been increasing over time
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he didn't really rap about owning a musket for home defense??
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N.S. Dolkart is gathering signatures @nsdolkart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently, @progressivemass.bsky.social has all the same recommendations as me, which I guess shouldn’t be that surprising: www.progressivemass.com/2026-ballot-...
progressivemass.com
Your Progressive Guide to the 2026 Statewide Ballot Questions
✅VOTE YES ON 1 to expand the public records law to cover the Governor and the Legislature. We’re the only state in the country that doesn’t do that already. Let the sunlight in.  ✅VOTE YES ON 2 to ...
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Scott @smadin.net · 02/10/2026
exactly. the ballot question could just read "everyone gets a puppy" and if this was who was funding it, and this was how much they were spending, that would be enough for me to be a hard no.
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 02/10/2026
Its spooky season 👻🎃🦈 #art #sharks
Illustration of a shark on September 30th and October 1st. Spooky season is in session~
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the reviews are in!
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Join us in 15 minutes on datafruits.fm/chat !!!!!
datafruits.fm
datafruits.fm
DATAFRUITS.FM is the world wide web's wackiest radio station. It's just a website.
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Earthworks! Tonight! Baaadeeyaaaa, 7 to 9 eastern, baaadeeyaaa, datafruits dot fm
Earthworks poster showing details of the show with a still from the Earth Wind and Fire September video under it
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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
windows modal box:
title: Error - Chigurh.exe
picture of Anton Chigurh "Call it, friendo"
3 buttons: "heads", 'tails", "you don't have to do this" the last one is disabled so it can't be clicked
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the earthworks and fire september special
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're gonna want to wake up when september ends for s- oh god no i shouldn't
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That means I’ll close with the original
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No, but that’s better
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@greenlightening.bsky.social I have downloaded 8 different remixes of September, all of varying quality. The only question is do I pepper through throughout the two hours or do I play them all back to back at the end
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Comparing the future I want to the one I will likely have is not doing wonders for my mental health, chat
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fucking shit bags
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh yeah that was none of my business. seemed like a no heroes sort of story
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ok we do not have to update the spongebob joke sorry everyone
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yeah it's fucking stupid. it is completely unaffordable to live in a home that would suit our needs and not require immense amounts of work. my partner is completely disabled and cannot do any of that work. i am just one fucking guy
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
hmm having these same thoughts didn't know that there was an article going around
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
talking to real estate agents and mortgage lenders about my financial needs: yeah i think I can afford a monthly payment of X, if I stretch. them: oh yeah that sounds good and doable also them: the projected monthly payment is double that by the way
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good idea
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why does every person alive chew so fucking loud including myself
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s the landlord’s problem, if he doesn’t want to do anything about it it’s none of my business
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Haha yeah they can do that. Shaves their teeth down, delicious salt and minerals
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s a whole family of em working on it I bet
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They have completely eaten away at the brick next to this support frame lmao
Basement with chewed up brick walls
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
squirrels and chipmunks are chewing the FUCK out of the bricks in the basement of my apartment lmao they've sanded down most of the mortar along one of the walls and on all the support beams
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My favorite UI quirk from every single mobile app with scrolling is when I flick my finger just enough to start a scroll but also not enough to prevent a tap input being registered. Yeah I definitely wanted to click on that post and give it another read and not scroll away from it, thanks
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sharked up @sharkedup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
found somebody online souping up an old honda odyssey, looked like OEM paint, but it was a 2006 and not one with my paint on it, damn
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