Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 29/09/2026why do auto manufacturers forcibly bundle leather seats with premium trim I just want the fancy tech features and seats I can clean with my carpet cleaner... this should not be hard 050
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 27/09/2026got home after wrecking my car to a lake of dog shit in my living room, because Rex apparently has a gi bug. maybe i have lost the mandate of heaven. 040
Reposted by Shard WolfJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again 504054634
Reposted by Shard WolfFox @foxcouncil.com · 20/09/2026me todaystatic.klipy.comMan Exhausted on Floor After a Bad DayALT: Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day 161
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/09/2026Ice cream? at ASC?? It's more likely than you think Inquire within... 040
Reposted by Shard WolfP A I N T F O X 🔜 CONFUROR 🇲🇽 @paintfox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Daft Twunk 2647
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 14/09/2026that said: mutuals at/around ASC, hmu 👀 driving into Ontario tonight, will be available after work tomorrow 040
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 14/09/2026Someday, I will pack for a furcon without forgetting anything Today, however, is not that day 040
Reposted by Shard WolfXavier @xavierbigfox.net · 11/09/2026Inspired by experience Too many pings at work in too short a time, how can I get anything done? 171540466
Reposted by Shard WolfCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion 6570641946
Reposted by Shard WolfBread @apieceofbread.art · 11/09/2026$200m budget vs horny desire to wash naked dragons 423664
Reposted by Shard WolfRyder @ryderthesosig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I need to be drawn like this 5527118
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 07/09/2026remember kids! the only difference between science and fucking around is writing it down 040
Reposted by Shard WolfAnton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 01/12/2024ADHD is so annoying. Can’t believe I have to pay for a premium subscription to my own brain because the free version has so many popup ads 302158701
Reposted by Shard WolfStella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 31/08/2026"Give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear" is an insanely good insult jesus christ 147425
Reposted by Shard WolfKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026the bluesky experience: 3341071217
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 26/08/2026so help me god if another "senior" "engineer" drags their feet over CS101-grade terminal usage 12+ hours later and I'm still fucking upset about it 160
Reposted by Shard WolfKaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’ve heard from so many furries that they don’t want to commission artists anymore since they’ve been burned so often. Which really sucks for responsible artists. 2234
Reposted by Shard WolfZaf @zafhorse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I saw this and immediately thought of @tofte.bsky.social 16769226
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/08/2026anyone know if this is visible when querying PDSes etc? definitely see the value in this but the Infinite Panopticon of atproto makes me reticent to use it 100
Reposted by Shard WolfShard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/07/2026#votingselfie @elections.kingcounty.gov 05710
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 04/08/2026mfw I spend 12 hours in the computer mines and have to figure out what to eat afterwards 060
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 23/07/2026burned out at work? try "4 social events in three weekends"! surely "4 social events in 3 weekends" is a good cure for burnout 1140
Reposted by Shard Wolfi am 40 fish all hungry for meat @carbidecarbon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026muppet having a negligent discharge while putting their gun away in a small of back holster 041
Reposted by Shard WolfOctopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made. 932785
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 29/06/2026fuck the Westlake light rail/monorail station elevator all my homies hate the Westlake light rail/monorail station elevator 030
Reposted by Shard WolfChris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026We all have days like this 34480762134
Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 26/06/2026marked safe from The Horrors today, but maybe not from the right ones 150