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Shard Wolf

@shardwolf.net
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𝘊. 𝘭𝘶𝘱𝘶𝘴 ` | Level 30 ` | He/him ` | 🏳️‍🌈/demi ` | 🔞 ` | $(New-PowerShitpost) ` | Vidya Gaymes ` | 🐺🗣️🔛☁ ` | 🐶: t.me/RexGSD ` | PFP: @coyotes.dev ` | 🖼️: @heatherwolf.bsky.social

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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 20m
🎉 totaled🎉
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 29/09/2026
why do auto manufacturers forcibly bundle leather seats with premium trim I just want the fancy tech features and seats I can clean with my carpet cleaner... this should not be hard
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USDA Choice Thinkmeat @arrdem.tirefireind.us · 28/09/2026
devoops
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SketchyJagger @sketchyjagger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A fox reaches out to a dove with their finger, a few feathers fluttering in the air

The caption behind reads:
"Tell your friends you love them
Before it's too late

It doesn't take a grand gesture
Or a lot of time

And just maybe, the world can be a little 
less lonelier with you"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 27/09/2026
got home after wrecking my car to a lake of dog shit in my living room, because Rex apparently has a gi bug. maybe i have lost the mandate of heaven.
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 27/09/2026
RIP car
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 20/09/2026
cinderella glass slipper
discarded athletic wear, maybe a balaclava
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Slavoj Žižek has my dream job. I watched him speak in front of a crowd for 45 minutes uninterrupted about whatever he felt like while the host watched helplessly. when he finally finished she said "wise words" and he said "I HATE WISDOM" then started talking again
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Fox @foxcouncil.com · 20/09/2026
me today
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Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day
ALT: Man Exhausted on Floor After a Bad Day
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/09/2026
Ice cream? at ASC?? It's more likely than you think Inquire within...
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P A I N T F O X 🔜 CONFUROR 🇲🇽 @paintfox.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Daft Twunk
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 14/09/2026
Maybe he's burned out... Maybe it's Maybelline™️
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 14/09/2026
that said: mutuals at/around ASC, hmu 👀 driving into Ontario tonight, will be available after work tomorrow
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 14/09/2026
Someday, I will pack for a furcon without forgetting anything Today, however, is not that day
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/09/2026
!! dog !!
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Xavier @xavierbigfox.net · 11/09/2026
Inspired by experience Too many pings at work in too short a time, how can I get anything done?
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/09/2026
I felt my blood pressure go up when it hit, oh my god
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Bread @apieceofbread.art · 11/09/2026
$200m budget vs horny desire to wash naked dragons
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Ryder @ryderthesosig.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need to be drawn like this
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 07/09/2026
remember kids! the only difference between science and fucking around is writing it down
a food processor cup containing a light brown powder. toasted sesame oil and an empty tahini jar flank the cup, with a bag of n-zorbit m tapioca maltodextrin in the background
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 03/09/2026
the face of a dog who is Drugs
Rex the German Shepherd looking drunk as fuck. Literally gone af. Schwasted shepherd, even.
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Anton ☾ ❦ ⟡ @antonarcana.gay · 01/12/2024
ADHD is so annoying. Can’t believe I have to pay for a premium subscription to my own brain because the free version has so many popup ads
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 31/08/2026
"Give your nose a squeak and tell me what you hear" is an insanely good insult jesus christ
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/03/2026
the bluesky experience:
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 28/08/2026
Wile E. Coyote: Sign Language Icon
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 26/08/2026
so help me god if another "senior" "engineer" drags their feet over CS101-grade terminal usage 12+ hours later and I'm still fucking upset about it
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Kaz Coyotl 𓃦 @mow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve heard from so many furries that they don’t want to commission artists anymore since they’ve been burned so often. Which really sucks for responsible artists.
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Zaf @zafhorse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I saw this and immediately thought of @tofte.bsky.social
Pic of an alpaca as Caesar going Vivi Vede Vivii.
I came I saw Six Seven
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/08/2026
anyone know if this is visible when querying PDSes etc? definitely see the value in this but the Infinite Panopticon of atproto makes me reticent to use it
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/08/2026
actually based
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 07/08/2026
Winona? More like "Winono where they went"
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 05/08/2026
🚨 AWOOOOOO 🚨
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/07/2026
#votingselfie @elections.kingcounty.gov
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 04/08/2026
mfw I spend 12 hours in the computer mines and have to figure out what to eat afterwards
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 02/08/2026
phonen't
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 23/07/2026
burned out at work? try "4 social events in three weekends"! surely "4 social events in 3 weekends" is a good cure for burnout
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i am 40 fish all hungry for meat @carbidecarbon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
muppet having a negligent discharge while putting their gun away in a small of back holster
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/07/2026
#votingselfie @elections.kingcounty.gov
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Octopus/Caveman @octopuscaveman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 04/07/2026
measure once, cut once, buy twice, cut one more time
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 30/06/2026
we were oomfies Horatio...
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 29/06/2026
fuck the Westlake light rail/monorail station elevator all my homies hate the Westlake light rail/monorail station elevator
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mary🐇 @mary.my.id · 28/06/2026
effective autism
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 26/06/2026
marked safe from The Horrors today, but maybe not from the right ones
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