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Shard Wolf

@shardwolf.net
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𝘊. 𝘭𝘶𝘱𝘶𝘴 ` | Level 30 ` | He/him ` | 🏳️‍🌈/demi ` | 🔞 ` | $(New-PowerShitpost) ` | Vidya Gaymes ` | 🐺🗣️🔛☁ ` | 🐶: t.me/RexGSD ` | PFP: @coyotes.dev ` | 🖼️: @heatherwolf.bsky.social

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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 01/10/2026
"hey Google turn off the lights"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 30/09/2026
🎉 totaled🎉
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 27/09/2026
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 20/09/2026
cinderella glass slipper
discarded athletic wear, maybe a balaclava
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/09/2026
Rex is giving you a kiss through the phone
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/09/2026
!! dog !!
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 07/09/2026
remember kids! the only difference between science and fucking around is writing it down
a food processor cup containing a light brown powder. toasted sesame oil and an empty tahini jar flank the cup, with a bag of n-zorbit m tapioca maltodextrin in the background
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 03/09/2026
the face of a dog who is Drugs
Rex the German Shepherd looking drunk as fuck. Literally gone af. Schwasted shepherd, even.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 18/07/2026
#votingselfie @elections.kingcounty.gov
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 13/06/2026
these are certainly Cookies
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/06/2026
the kitchen smelled absolutely delightful making these
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/06/2026
Peanut Butter (evil) (chunky) extra virgin PB for scale
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/06/2026
the old godmother herself is going to persecute me for what I'm about to do
sieve full of chili crisp straining red oil into a mixing bowl. a milligram scale is visible in the background.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 08/06/2026
When I said I wanted hot bucks in my apartment this is not what I expected
infrared thermometer pointed at DC buck converter reading 154.4 degrees Fahrenheit. a mess of wires surrounds the buck converter.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 25/05/2026
❤️
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 17/05/2026
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 05/05/2026
guys I think I went to the wrong hotel there's no furries here
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 24/04/2026
we've been played for fools. "vibe coding" actually meant "make the app vibrate" all along. h/t @flame.dog for animal photos
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 09/04/2026
mads mikkelsen "i am no longer mentally ill" meme but it reads "i am no longer delinquent on my taxes"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 03/04/2026
NOOOOOOO GRAY HAIR
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 24/03/2026
anyways iykyk
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 17/02/2026
⚠️ IMPORTANT:⚠️
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 27/01/2026
After much personal development this year, I'm happy to share I'm #OpenToWolf
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 27/01/2026
when the therians run your two-tier PKI
bluesky app screenshot of compose window with "theta delta" written in the compose field

Gboard predictive text suggestions are "crl", "CRLs", and "ground"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 19/01/2026
me after disappearing to my hotel room for multiple hours at the furcon
mads mikkelsen Hannibal "I am no longer mentally ill" meme edited to read "I am no longer wearing a fursuit"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/01/2026
Cropped screenshot of a webpage comment box. The caption under the corner of the box says "4 character(s) remaining"Left Exit 12 / right turn meme with:

"Go to bed at a normal time"

versus:

"Write a 7,500-character letter to state reps until 6 AM"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/01/2026
*ESPECIALLY* call your reps if you live in LDs 4/5/8/15/22/26/28/32/39 - orange areas on the maps! YOUR state representatives, that YOU voted for, are sponsoring this bill that hurts YOU Not sure of your district? app.leg.wa.gov/districtfinder WA Legislative Hotline: +1 (800) 562-6000
A legislative district map of Washington State. Most districts are shaded gray, with some specific districts highlighted orange:
* District 4, including parts of east Spokane and Milwood
* District 5, including parts of Enumclaw, Issaquah, Maple Valley, North Bend, and Snoqualmie
* District 8, including parts of Kennewick, Pasco, and the southern Tri-Cities area
* District 15, including parts of Adams, Benton, Franklin, Grant, and Yakima counties
* District 22, including parts of Olympia, Lacey, and Tumwater
* District 26, including parts of Bremerton, Gig Harbor, and Port Orchard
* District 28, including parts of Tacoma, Fircrest, University Place, Lakewood, Steilacoom, and DuPont
* District 32, including parts of Lynnwood, Edmonds, and Shoreline
* District 39, including rural Snohomish and Skagit countiesA legislative district map of Washington State, showing focus on Seattle/Bellevue, Tacoma/Olympia, Vancouver, Spokane, and Tri-Cities metropolitan areas.

Most districts are shaded gray, with some specific districts highlighted orange:
* District 4, including parts of east Spokane and Milwood
* District 5, including parts of Enumclaw, Issaquah, Maple Valley, North Bend, and Snoqualmie
* District 8, including parts of Kennewick, Pasco, and the southern Tri-Cities area
* District 15, including parts of Adams, Benton, Franklin, Grant, and Yakima counties
* District 22, including parts of Olympia, Lacey, and Tumwater
* District 26, including parts of Bremerton, Gig Harbor, and Port Orchard
* District 28, including parts of Tacoma, Fircrest, University Place, Lakewood, Steilacoom, and DuPont
* District 32, including parts of Lynnwood, Edmonds, and Shoreline
* District 39, including rural Snohomish and Skagit counties
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 09/01/2026
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 05/01/2026
adobe fonts webpage preview of Tahoma font specimens for text "nice dog""add family" button from adobe fonts page
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 28/11/2025
Huey Cue-is and the News
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 14/09/2025
holy shit folex based?????
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 23/08/2025
NO I AM NOT OKAY
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 19/08/2025
pinkhairedpastrychef.com/irish-roaste... here's the recipe I started with - if you look at the cooked plums, you'll see are VERY cooked (almost like a compote?) and I simply wasn't getting that with the cook time/temp in the recipe
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 05/08/2025
suffer, stupid computer.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 05/08/2025
there are more lights
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 03/08/2025
#2Line @sound-transit.bsky.social
Rex the German Shepherd standing outside a Sound Transit 2 Line station
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 21/07/2025
no cheats, just repost the last pic you've taken of your cutie pet(s)
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 21/07/2025
sir, a second salami vendor has hit the farmers' market. the diet is under attack.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 19/07/2025
"oh, part of the LVFC room block opens today! I should get set up for that" "...oh."
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/07/2025
TIL that water is wet and ethanol expands when heated
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/07/2025
me: "I don't like booze" also me: [jury-rigs a fucking bain marie to infuse a bottle of alcohol]
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 07/07/2025
Lord farquaad markiplier E meme
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 03/07/2025
oh.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 16/06/2025
whomst posted up aside my abode
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 13/06/2025
NTFS b+ tree diagram
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 07/06/2025
chat do I grind up the rest of this questionably soluble kibble media when making Dog Soup?
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 01/06/2025
suffer, stupid computer
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/05/2025
"Blanco"
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 12/03/2025
total room cost is $1015+tax&fees. the deposit I paid was first night+t&f ($242.31) - you would be paying this to me up front and then giving the hotel a card at check-in.
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Shard Wolf @shardwolf.net · 11/03/2025
in case any of you need to feel old, Team Fortress 2 is almost old enough to vote
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