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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 09/09/2026
How about you Roko's Basilisk my damn balls.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 06/09/2026
Sharks training camp in tatters.
Firefox default page news article reading: "14 People Hospitalized During the Chainsmokers' (sic) Concert in San Jose"
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 18/08/2026
Great blog. Deep in the Web 1.0 past I copy-edited Dave Marsh columns for an online music magazine. Rest easy, Dave.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 09/08/2026
I don't talk about this much, but my extended family suffered from a pretty heinous crime that would be precisely in the wheelhouse of these kinds of assholes, and I'm thankful that it hasn't appeared on these fun-loving ghouls profit radar thus far.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 08/08/2026
I know this is howling into the void, but it did feel good to write and hit Send.
Response to a robo-text from Chuck Schumer that reads:
Hi Chuck Schumer, you've done an insanely shitty job standing up for my interests, but I do get endless spam texts from you and the rest of your colleagues asking for money. I get to look up from these tough-talking text messages to see that you approved another lifetime appointed Trump judicial nominee, or cabinet pick. You've spent more energy fighting primary candidates from the left than any of the horrendous policies making all of our lives worse you must encounter in your day job. So, no, I won't read your stupid link, or give you any money, or take anything you say seriously, because you clearly don't take any of your own messaging seriously, as evidenced by what you spend your time doing.
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
One thing I think dudes struggle with. Professional female athletes will absolutely *wreck* you. That does not mean they’re similar to male athletes in their sports (in most sports). It just means you don’t really understand how vast the difference is between a professional athlete and a mortal.
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geb @geb1999.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
obligatory
@Kali_de_Armas
feudal MF DOOM:
on the mic, he's a freeholder
known to lift an ox over each shoulder
ahem... wheat sower and a wif stroker
can't plant the crops if it gets one degree colder

*woman's voice says "Villein"*

his work is agricultural
everything he makes, the lords tax it multiple
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 04/08/2026
Kind of incredible how many dudes out there take it as established fact that the 180 WNBA players have much less athletic and basketball skills than a random male high school player, with 540,000 players nationwide.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 18/07/2026
The Beat, Mirror in the Bathroom, and this scene whips. Benny the Jet and Cusack know what they're doing here, and it shows. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u63l...
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Grosse Pointe Blank - Hallway Fight Scene (HD)
YouTube video by ActionMAX
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 17/07/2026
Boxing Helena, a film that dared to ask, "What if we gender-swapped Misery and made it an erotic thriller?"
Julian Sands holding up a glass with a straw to a de-limbed Sherilyn Fenn, sitting on some sort of Home Goods mini-throne.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 12/07/2026
The best way of honoring Lindsey Graham's legacy is to try to live by his example. I'm going to give him the same honor, sympathy, and respect on his passing that he gave to those schoolkids in Iran on theirs.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 27/06/2026
I'm a concerned climate expert who helps shape policy, and that's why I'm here yet again to reiterate something I've been saying for years: your nannas must die, alone, in a sweltering pied a terre.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 16/06/2026
Better keep reposting that bug-eyed lady's anti-Cheetos TikTok video, to show how you disapprove of those kind of videos being spread online.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 14/06/2026
All three of these guys look like they just woke up from being drugged with three different sedatives.
The halftime panel on Telemundo.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 07/06/2026
I'm going to go get another drink, catch you later.
Me muting "millennial coded" in my feed settings. I like most of you all, but I have seen enough of these posts for this lifetime.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
this is “Charlie Brown had hoes” of military history
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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Losing my mind at this called shot from February 2025 x.com/stuartbuck1/...
Stuart Buck (@stuartbuck1) on twitter, February 15 2025: 'Despite some bogus grants, a lot of government is like this cartoon. I bet this "small team" would find a line item for "screwworm sterilization" and delete it, not knowing that they just devastated American farming:'

The post contains a screenshot of an xkcd cartoon about how "All modern digital infrastructure" is built on top of "a project some random person in nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003".
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 17/05/2026
That's right. www.maptap.gg May 16 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 14/05/2026
@patrickwyman.bsky.social Had to gently correct someone in a chat channel who knew your work from Tides, but was hesitant about listening to Past Lives because they "don't subscribe to the great man theory of history."
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 01/05/2026
Well well well, not so easy to find generation discourse that doesn't suck shit after all, huh?
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 26/04/2026
A good response to "and that's why we need a ballroom" is "What in the fuck are you talking about?"
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Can’t do another shoplifting discourse
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 24/04/2026
My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch far outside of Casper, WY, but moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He graduated from the geology department at SDSU, and was a season ticket holder until he passed. Aztecs 24 Wyoming 7, $247. @edsbs.bsky.social
SDSU 24 - Wyoming 7
My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch way outside of Casper, WY, and moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He was an Aztec.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 24/04/2026
Me, reading your posts.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 16/04/2026
No, you see, my generation's worst qualities are caused by structural forces that began before we were born or had agency, and are beyond any of our individual control. Your generation's are due to your terrible life choices and awful ethics, a direct reflection of every single person's character.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 11/04/2026
As an expert in these matters, is there a reason why the Nasa narrator keeps emphasizing the "there are NO hazardous gasses present" around the exterior of the Integrity landing module, @davidjroth.bsky.social?
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 10/04/2026
Tirana is the New York of Albania.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 08/04/2026
Tied my personal best today after setting it yesterday. April 8 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 988
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the Red Room from Twin Peaks
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Rachel Lichtman @rachellichtman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If it’s good enough for Big Bill, it’s good enough for me.
World Snooker Champion Bill Werbniuk for Embassy Fashion Caskets on Route 9
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 25/03/2026
Telling my kids this is The Departed (2006).
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 25/03/2026
I need you all to see this "baseball themed" short term rental. The photos and photo captions are incredible. www.expedia.com/Oakland-Hote...
Picture of a hot plate on top of a microwaved with its door open, which itself sits on top of a dorm fridge filled with string cheese, Chobani, and a mostly fully carton of orange juice. It's sitting amidst of bunch of clutter and possibly in front of a rollup garage door.Photo of a set dining table with candlesticks, set way too close to a bookshelf. There are no chairs. On the wall is a mirror reflecting the bookshelf and a side-loading drier, and some faded Ricky Henderson posters.Photo of a backyard covered in old astroturf, with a small round patio table with the A's logo painted on it, and a single chair against a collapsing wooden fence. To one side is a metal sink filled with a bunch of random stuff. On the other are several rolled up hoses.An overhead closeup photo of an old wooden dining chair with a ying-yang symbol carved into it, and a flower needlepoint pattern on the seat. It is the only item in the photo.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 18/03/2026
Re-rename Army to Huerta St.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 18/03/2026
This is why you gotta put out traps at the first sign of an infestation: "HODL" scrawled on the urinal partition, diamond hand graffiti, the worst techno you've ever heard. This restaurant is probably red-tagged now, and they're gonna have to tent it, 'cuz they're in the walls now.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 17/03/2026
Pretty solid today, if I do say so. www.maptap.gg March 17 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 976
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
i wanted to like amadeus, but for all of salieri's talking, he never evinces a theory for producing better-behaved mozarts
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 11/03/2026
An excruciating set of replies to this relatively straightforward point about empathy and the social contract. Having a reason for doing something and acting rational are not necessarily the same thing, and understanding people who are struggling doesn't mean justifying their actions.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 08/03/2026
I promise you, you are not prepared for any of the covers. I have those fucked up white eyes from the Black Lodge now.
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 07/03/2026
Challenge for those who are very confident my shared network printer isn't conscious: Explain how craving delicious Pop Tarts works.
A printed piece of paper that reads:
Pop. Tarts. Are. A.yumy treat.good  for  breakfast .good. for. A. Snack.
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
While I have your attention, this is ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
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Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill
Limited edition benefit sweatshirt for The Trans Continental Pipeline from Bikini Kill
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 05/03/2026
Various people have been trying to get me to override my snap judgement that this shit sucks ass for 30 years now. It's fine to like cheese, and I agree everyone should work a service job to develop critical empathy skills, but I just can't fuck with these cornball dorks.
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Protik Islam-Jakobsson @protik.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Naomi wolf: "No! No!!"
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 28/02/2026
The pin labels on the map of this video thumbnail are insanely good, AI is incredible.
Thumbnail for a video about eBike access showing a map of the US with wildly incorrect pin labels (e.g. a pin labeled "Connecticut - Statewide Access" is located in northern Arkansas, there are two pins labeled "Washington - Patchwork Access", one in southern Utah, and the other in northern Pennsylvania).
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 26/02/2026
The Robin in the Rain guy is Sephiroth posting from Carcosa, and all my reps are means-testing strongly worded letters to the Department of Baby Prisons.
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i sure wouldn't mind not having to see any more screenshots of pervy chuds on a whole other website tweeting about Alysa Liu's cervix
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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 23/02/2026
Every day I log on here, hoping for more third-person Wil Stancil content, and goddamn do all y'all deliver. I love it! Keep it up!
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Kash Patel when Savannah Guthrie’s mom had been kidnapped
Paulie from the Sopranos saying COMMENDATORE with espresso in hand Jennifer Coolidge in Italy in White Lotus Julia Roberts eating gelato in Eat Pray Love Gregory Peck driving a moped in Roman Holiday
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