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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 07/09/2026

*staring at you the entire time, unblinking*

Creepy unnamed spook in Apocalypse Now whose only line is, "Terminate with extreme prejudice."

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 06/09/2026

Sharks training camp in tatters.

Firefox default page news article reading: "14 People Hospitalized During the Chainsmokers' (sic) Concert in San Jose"

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 04/09/2026

Yeah, let's definitely avoid any suggestion that anything went wrong when an athlete collapsed from heat stroke and will never recover. 👍

Quote from the linked article. “We are reviewing it; this is not an investigation,” ASU athletic director Graham Rossini told Arizona Sports’ Burns & Gambo on Friday. “So, we’re collecting information. And if there’s things that we need to identify and learn from we’re going to do that, but this is not an investigation where somebody’s suggesting something went wrong. We’re just reviewing the facts and understanding the scenario.”

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 28/08/2026

It's Sanders, Brian. It's always been Sanders.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 08/08/2026

I know this is howling into the void, but it did feel good to write and hit Send.

Response to a robo-text from Chuck Schumer that reads:
Hi Chuck Schumer, you've done an insanely shitty job standing up for my interests, but I do get endless spam texts from you and the rest of your colleagues asking for money. I get to look up from these tough-talking text messages to see that you approved another lifetime appointed Trump judicial nominee, or cabinet pick. You've spent more energy fighting primary candidates from the left than any of the horrendous policies making all of our lives worse you must encounter in your day job. So, no, I won't read your stupid link, or give you any money, or take anything you say seriously, because you clearly don't take any of your own messaging seriously, as evidenced by what you spend your time doing.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 17/07/2026

Boxing Helena, a film that dared to ask, "What if we gender-swapped Misery and made it an erotic thriller?"

Julian Sands holding up a glass with a straw to a de-limbed Sherilyn Fenn, sitting on some sort of Home Goods mini-throne.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 14/06/2026

All three of these guys look like they just woke up from being drugged with three different sedatives.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 07/06/2026

I'm going to go get another drink, catch you later.

Me muting "millennial coded" in my feed settings. I like most of you all, but I have seen enough of these posts for this lifetime.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 24/04/2026

My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch far outside of Casper, WY, but moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He graduated from the geology department at SDSU, and was a season ticket holder until he passed. Aztecs 24 Wyoming 7, $247. @edsbs.bsky.social

SDSU 24 - Wyoming 7
My dad was born in a dugout on a sheep ranch way outside of Casper, WY, and moved to San Diego for his mom's health. He was an Aztec.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 15/04/2026

I dunno, your old one was more welcoming.

Someone photoshopped Mr. Beast wearing a keffiyeh presenting a plate of food on the side of a halal truck.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 25/03/2026

I need you all to see this "baseball themed" short term rental. The photos and photo captions are incredible. www.expedia.com/Oakland-Hote...

Picture of a hot plate on top of a microwaved with its door open, which itself sits on top of a dorm fridge filled with string cheese, Chobani, and a mostly fully carton of orange juice. It's sitting amidst of bunch of clutter and possibly in front of a rollup garage door.

Photo of a set dining table with candlesticks, set way too close to a bookshelf. There are no chairs. On the wall is a mirror reflecting the bookshelf and a side-loading drier, and some faded Ricky Henderson posters.

An overhead closeup photo of an old wooden dining chair with a ying-yang symbol carved into it, and a flower needlepoint pattern on the seat. It is the only item in the photo.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 22/03/2026

The religious charity community agrees with my ideas and wishes to subscribe to my newsletter.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 07/03/2026

Challenge for those who are very confident my shared network printer isn't conscious: Explain how craving delicious Pop Tarts works.

A printed piece of paper that reads:
Pop. Tarts. Are. A.yumy treat.good for breakfast .good. for. A. Snack.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 28/02/2026

The pin labels on the map of this video thumbnail are insanely good, AI is incredible.

Thumbnail for a video about eBike access showing a map of the US with wildly incorrect pin labels (e.g. a pin labeled "Connecticut - Statewide Access" is located in northern Arkansas, there are two pins labeled "Washington - Patchwork Access", one in southern Utah, and the other in northern Pennsylvania).

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 17/01/2026

I can feel my cognitive abilities grow 100x by using these technologies.

Stat pullout from a Google search results page showing the leading goal scorers in the Premier League.
1. Erling Haaland: 20
2. Igor Thiago: 16
3. Antoine Semenyo: 0

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 28/12/2025

LeCarre heads rise up and toast in the new year.

Personalized pint glasses labeled Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Poorman, Beggarman, Smiley, Control, and Karla. All are names/codenames from Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 29/11/2025

Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.

Nicky (Joe Pesci) being forced to watch Grimes DJ a livestream featuring longevity influencer Bryan Johnson trip on shrooms to prove something about anti-aging or some shit, and Mr. Beast is there with the Salesforce CEO because life is a nightmare.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 08/11/2025

I opened this up, and a sticky black goo poured out and pooled 6 inches above the floor before a bare birch tree, fire reversed out of my mouth, and the sound of 50,000 penny nails being dropped into a steel drum started and suddenly stopped.

Cover of a book titled "Validation of Risk Management Models for Financial Institutions: Theory and Practice" edited by David Lynch, Iftekhar Hasan, and Akhtar Siddique. The cover image is a surfer riding a wave shot from below.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 07/11/2025

Terrible beasts, morons, fluffernutters, dogginses, mutty mutt, imbeciles, smol ones, beans, itty bitty kitties (my kid's name for them, don't know why).

A blueberry pancake being tossed to my dogs, an incident that broke the incredibly small brains of these idiots.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 02/11/2025

I got stopped by Disneyland security for my Surly bottle opener/wrench keychain. Had a long didactic argument about whether I agreed that "this is a tool, yes?" I eventually had to catch a shuttle back to my car to put it away, or have it confiscated.

Surly bottle opener keychain with a 15mm wrench.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 09/09/2025

Just in the last week, I went from being completely ignorant of sex mazes to being sick of sex mazes.

Headline from SFGate: "Calif. swinger hotel with sex maze fore sale, signalizing dying era in..."

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 03/09/2025

Yeah, we're awful. Just thought of this for no particular reason.

Story from 2020 about Dave Roberts getting mad at a guy for admiring a homer off of Clayton Kershaw (bigot):
Following the game, Dodgers manager Dave Roberts expressed displeasure regarding the fact that Grisham admired his home run for a few seconds after he hit it.

"I don't mind guys admiring a homer; certainly it's a big game, big hit," Roberts said. "Really like the player. But I just felt to overstay at home plate, against a guy like Clayton, who's got the respect of everyone in the big leagues for what he's done in this game, I just took exception to that. There's a certain respect that you give a guy if you homer against him."

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 27/08/2025

My local library has subscriptions to a bunch of magazines, including the New Yorker, and so they're available digitally on Libby. Assuming your library is similar, you just search for "New Yorker" on Libby, and then you can browse through the issues.

Screenshot of an edition of the New Yorker on the Libby app.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 27/08/2025

Someone needs to listen to more of them.

Lyrics from "No, Not Now" from Hot Hot Heat's Make Up The Breakdown.

Nobody likes a child who complain
And I won't be that child anymore

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 22/08/2025

It could happen tonight! Manifesting.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 16/08/2025

Barfing and crying and pissing myself when this guy crashes through the trees in the Catskills.

A man with a mustache in a old-timey squirrel suit, who Bethany Mandel thinks is Hamas.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 12/08/2025

Haven't seen an Ezterhaz owned this hard since...

Toby Esterhase getting worked in Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 06/08/2025

I know this is a vibes based world we're living in now, but the life expectancy of people who were adults in the 1950s was provably much shorter than it is now, despite us all being full of seed oils and not smoking (?).

Chart showing the average life expectancy by year of birth, showing an upward trend starting in the late 19th century and continuing throughout the 20th century.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 03/08/2025

The world we built absolutely sucks ass.

A screenshot from Facebook where someone commented on a post about a family member passing away expressing their condolences with a typo that accidentally inserted a link to domain for sale.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 27/07/2025

RIP to a decent guy who was also incredibly funny. We’ll all go together when we go.

Picture of the cover of Too Many Songs by Tom Lehrer, showing a clown playing a piano held up by a giant skull, with a wreath on top wrapped with a purple banner that reads “RIP”.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 27/07/2025

I was sort of this customer, minus being a dipshit. My kid wanted to make a Minecraft diamond axe in woodshop, so we got all the hex codes for the pixels. After being told they couldn't mix hex codes, instead of being a dick, I just used a paint chip kit and got as close as I could.

Picture of a wooden Minecraft axe my kid made and painted.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 15/06/2025

I got slow played by this one, but it's turned into a masterpiece.

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Bobson Dugnutt @shampeon.shampeons.com · 06/06/2025

These dogs are spectacular idiots, and I love them.

My dog Mutty jumping for the ball, being watched by her sister Lina.

My dog Lina leaping for a ball while her sister Mutty bites her hind leg.

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