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Shutupika

@shambolika.bsky.social
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Bookish. Tuneful. Humourous. Poetic. Erratic. Pākehā, Rangitāne, Ngati Kahungunu: Euronesian. Aroreretini (it's not a deficit, but a partitioning, of attention)

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 5h
Holy shit.
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 5h
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Count Homogenised, the milk bottle sucking vampire who used to hang around the dairy in the 80s NZ kids show
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 6h
Still chasing the clouds in my coffee
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Gwen Pearson @bug-gwen.bsky.social · 10h
Some nice news to start your Monday: Wētāpunga breeding program showing great results 🙂 www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...
theguardian.com
‘The future is bright’: breeding programme brings world’s heaviest insect back from the brink
Wētāpunga can weigh as much as a mouse and its numbers dwindled across New Zealand due to predators and habitat loss
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 7h
Imagine being an underprivileged kid and receiving the subtle message in your lunchbox that this is all you're worth
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 7h
Fucking, are we not men? We are:
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 19h
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Russell Brown @publicaddress.bsky.social · 19h
There are a few people explaining what it's about, more making fun of the conspiracy theorists. But yeah, a solid group of people, many of them real accounts, spouting absolute batshit fantasy nonsense. Meet your neighbours.
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Char Of AotearoaNZ @kiwichar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Food for thought…when fighting fascists for your freedom 🕊️ #nzpol #OneTermGovernment #NZ #TaxTheRich #ForAllOfUs youtube.com/shorts/wRfvb...
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Anne Hathaway's Speech Has MAGA Furious Again 😳🔥 #AnneHathaway #LGBTQ #Politics
YouTube video by Lamont Tyson
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Voting for whichever party makes my neighbours fucking cats illegal
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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Increasing pay for women to be equable for women it’s not gone money Women spend money Women pay taxes Fair is fair #NZPol
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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🍝pastapilled🍝 @pastapilled.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
reminds me of TOO CHALLENGING FOR YOU????
youtu.be
What's Wrong? Too Challenging For You!? | James Acaster | COLD LASAGNE HATE MYSELF 1999
YouTube video by James Acaster
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Guy Body @bodycartoon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best cartoon I've seen so far on the subject:
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Extended edition of the Panel. They're trolling me
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Brad Company @waeherebro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They've certainly 'fixed' the future for this generation. An absolute Maggie Thatcher sized clusterfuck.
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Earl Mardle ✅✅ - Full Mamdani - No Swerves @rlmrdlnz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We KNOW he can't name the "9 taxes" he claims But has anyone in our generally, though not entirely, flaccid press asked him "What, precisely, are the basics you think need fixing?" and "How, exactly, will you know when they are "fixed", what, measurably, is the KPI on each of them?" Asking for mokos
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Yorrike. @yorrike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the Auckland CRL has shown Kiwis love trains. And now the Greens step in and say “What about the CRL, but for the whole country?” And people, who remember love the CRL, are saying “Yes! Choo choo motherfucker!”, and hopefully choo choo motherfucker we shall. #nzpol
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Omg it will be nanowrimo again soon. Might make another attempt to bust out a rough draft of a novel. I've been taking notes
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think it was 1998, when I flew from WA to Auckland, then caught the overnight train to P.North. it was lovely to be rocked to sleep by the motion, waking briefly now and then to look out at our beautiful whenua for the first time in 4 years, then doze again. More trains please, AoNZ, go the Greens
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blocking every onlyfans and other small businesses (except artists) who follow me because, although I am a horndog, I'm not here to spend money. Good luck with your future pursuits.
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Julie Fairey (she/her) @juliefairey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking through some old stuff and found this cartoon I cut out c1996. They just never really have new ideas, just new packaging. (For younger readers - right wing think tank the NZ Initiative formed out of a merger of the NZ Business Roundtable and the NZ Institute in 2012.)
Photo of a black and white cartoon with a bunch of men sitting around an executive board table. A sign in front reads “Quiet please, Roundtable in session”. From left to right they are saying:
“The govt should get out of education and health…”
“We need more contestability in social welfare…”
“the govt should sell ACC and the post office…”
“We should privatise electricity and roading…”
“Seen the polls? Winston could be the next PM”
“That’s disgraceful. What happened to the New Zealand we all knew and loved?”
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Choo Choo motherfucker
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kyle @kyledchurch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another bold populist infra policy that is IMMEDIATELY leading the conversation - the Greens have done the impossible and WINSTON PETERS has had to rush to agree with it Fantastic to see this kind of policy finally being developed, promoted and communicated by the Greens - hope they have follow-up!
nzherald.co.nz
Greens announce plans for Auckland to Wellington overnight rail service
The party also wants a passenger rail service between Christchurch and Dunedin.
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Whakamataku - Toitū Te Tiriti 🍉 @whakamataku.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my clip and GIF of the election. Both as a creator of joy and a prediction of what is to come. Entitled boys trying to take down the 💚GREENS💚.. (National, Labour, NZ last and no FACTs) #nzpol
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The RNZ app is so infuriating, it just stops playing for no reason. I've had this problem over multiple phones, usually it only does this on wifi, but now it's doing it on data as well. Anyone else? How do I fix it
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Raw dogging half tsps of salt coz POTs sucks but salt helps
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get a job. Buy a car. Eat shit. tidal.com/track/497749...
tidal.com
Headless Chickens - Do the Headless Chicken
Listen to Do the Headless Chicken on TIDAL in exceptional sound quality, or on your choice of service
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
See, they teach civics in European schools
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just guilt tripped my Australian brother to enrol to vote in the NZ election, YUS
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samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 01/10/2026
this video of Chlöe Swarbrick, who leads the Greens in New Zealand's parliament, is worth your five minutes' time
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(((𝙴𝚖𝚖𝚊𝙲𝚘𝚘𝚔))) @creativeelc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey hey! I've made the @thespinoff.bsky.social 🙌 Today's toon is of the leader - Trust NZ party - James is one happy camper. thespinoff.co.nz/politics/02-... Let's get the youth voting! Share far and wide please 🙏❤️🔥 #NzPol #Cartoon #Parody
Cartoon. Title: The Voice of reason? 

James lays on his bed in his mums house... and is chatting to his campaign manager about the greatness of the youth not voting. He says "Why hide it? It works better for us when the young people don't vote!" In his room he has all sorts of far right memorabilia. Pepe the frog, the Argentina presidents chainsaw, a MAGA hat and some notable Nz books
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flaneuse1.bsky.social @flaneuse1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Didn't know this until yesterday. It gladdened my heart hugely. www.odt.co.nz/otago/centra...
odt.co.nz
Steven Spielberg makes ‘generous’ donation to anti-mining group, in memory of Sir Sam Neill
Steven Spielberg makes ‘generous’ donation to anti-mining group, in memory of Sir Sam Neill
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ChrisO_wiki @chriso-wiki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1/ Hundreds of Russian soldiers near Lyman surrendered because they were starving and drinking their own urine, according to first-hand accounts from frontline soldiers. The officers are said to have taken the radios and ran away, while ordering the men not to retreat. ⬇️
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Daily Indignation @dailyindignation.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a good headline! It refuses to amplify the false claim by using "wrongly", and includes the truth in the headline for everyone who doesn't read the full story (which is mostly everyone). It's also compelling clickbait for those ad guys. Now do this all the time!
The Post:
Christopher Luxon wrongly suggests allegation about Greens came from media - it came from his minister

Henry Cooke

The Post
October 2, 2026
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GeekeryNZ @geekerynz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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miravox @miravox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#MusicChallenge #ClocktoberMusic 6. Shona Laing – 1905 A song dedicated to Henry Fonda by then 17 year old Shona. Peaked in the charts at no.4 in 1973. 🎶1905, you won your battle with life The turn was mine fifty years later
youtu.be
Shona Laing 1905
YouTube video by Jane Egan
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Penny @pennyrakau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And if you want to help but don't know where to start there are resources here predatorfreenz.org/get-involved/
predatorfreenz.org
Get involved
Find out how to get involved - place a trap in your backyard, make your garden safe for wildlife, join a local group...
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
ar and away the greatest menace to the writer—any writer, beginning or otherwise
—is the reader. The reader is, after all, a kind of silent partner in this whole business of writing, and a work of fiction is surely incomplete if it is never read. The reader is, in fact, the writer's only unrelenting, genuine enemy. He has everything on his side; all he has to do, after all, is shut his eyes, and any work of fiction becomes meaningless. Moreover, a reader has an advantage over a beginning writer in not being a beginning reader; before he takes up a story to read it, he can be presumed to have read everything from Shakespeare to Jack Kerouac. No matter whether he reads a story in manuscript as a great personal favor, or opens a magazine, or—kindest of all—goes into a bookstore and pays good money for a book, he is still an enemy to be defeated with any kind of dirty fighting that comes to the writer's mind.
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula #nzpol
Winston Peters looking evil, with Colin Robinson, the energy vampire from What we do in the shadows (series). Not really, just some nz1st drone/droog
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 01/10/2026
‘How Long Will The Fuel Hold Out’ George Carlson, 1914 archive.org/details/cari...
A massive, imposing head wearing a helm  'War God' representing the insatiable and destructive nature of militarism.
The Figure of "Europe": A woman labeled "Europe" who shovels human skulls and bones from a vast pile into the fiery furnace of the war god's mouth.
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Karen Effie @kareneffie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pic taken by Paul Mason, of the karearea in the Bot Gardens here in Otautahi. I SAW HER!! Very excited. The trick is to find the person with the enormous long lens pointing into a tree
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Shutupika @shambolika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ani O once told me (on Xhitter) that I couldn't be a feminist because of, y'know, my genitals, but I'm still proud that, when I was a teen wagging school at the local punk house, I was allowed to stay in the girls room when the boys got kicked out, because I was, quote: "an honorary girl."
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D Jukic She/her @dejanajuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Māori have long cottoned on to that. Nicky Hager’s latest book helps to join the dots for others who may have wondered how it was iwi became public enemy number one during the Stop Three Waters campaign.” #nzpol www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/09/28/t...
teaonews.co.nz
The powerful have figured out how to work together. Journalists need to catch up
Analysis: It was a set of interviews I did on the Māori delegation to Israel for Te Ao with Moana recently – and the release of the Nicky Hager book Dirty Work – that took me back
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New Zealand Council of Trade Unions @nzctu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because of gender and ethnic pay gaps in Aotearoa, Pacific women are now working for free until the end of the year. This election year, we need to vote for pay equity. It’s the only way to make sure that all working people are respected, valued, and paid what they’re owed. #nzpol
Tile showing a rally march with people carrying signs and flags. Text reads: “From today until the end of the year Pacific women are working for free because of gender and ethnic pay gaps. Working for Free Calendar.' Flower logo reads “Respect Us, Value Us, Pay Us.” Footer text: “*Stats NZ Household Labour Force Survey 2026.”
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Peter Green @petergreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Worth remembering that if it costs the government $4.5b to reverse the gender pay tax, then it costs the women affected $4.5b to leave it in place.
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